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    • Freak Ride

    • I went to a Six Flags. There's this new ride there; I had to wait in line for, like, four hours to get on this thing. Finally got on it, it was...
    • jedzhonor
      Uploaded 01/06/2012
      • 307 Views
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    • Great Pick-Up Line

    • A man walks up to a woman sitting alone at a bar. "Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned.I mean, we could...
    • guitarlover
      Uploaded 09/27/2011
      • 1k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • PickUp Line Comebaks

    • Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." Man: "Haven't I seen you...
    • BadMrFroster
      Uploaded 08/25/2011
      • 1.5k Views
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    • bar pick up line

    • My buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with...
    • Frogbob
      Uploaded 05/06/2011
      • 1.1k Views
      • 10 Comments
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    • Nice Pick-Up Line

    • A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a...
    • picbutt
      Uploaded 10/28/2010
      • 543 Views
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    • Awesome Pick Up Line

    • Aproach a young lady and say "You look like you could use a little dick.. and it just so happens that I have a little dick" If the...
    • Armytron
      Uploaded 03/16/2010
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      • 7 Comments
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    • Gay Pick-up line

    • What is the most common pick-up line at a gay bar? A: Can i push your stool in for you?
    • scasoccer16
      Uploaded 02/08/2010
      • 1.7k Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • Behind you in line at DQ - m4w

    • I was in line at the DQ on 6th getting mother's usual order of 3 hot dogs and onion rings. I was looking down at my Gameboy, not paying attention...
    • Frankielike
      Uploaded 11/09/2009
      • 647 Views
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    • Pissed off airline customer.

    • A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry...
    • DarthTolkien
      Uploaded 09/29/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Best Pickup line ever

    • A Texas cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch...
    • yourdunn4
      Uploaded 02/26/2009
      • 1.3k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • a comical pick up line

    • Guy: excuse me ma'am you appear to have something on your chest. Unsuspecting woman: Oh my goodness what is it? Guy: my EYES!!!
    • superbest
      Uploaded 01/27/2009
      • 765 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • 12 italian priests

    • Twelve Italian priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a...
    • Fartcandy
      Uploaded 01/03/2009
      • 1.9k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Funny one line jokes

    • What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup! Why don't aliens eat...
    • SexMeDollface
      Uploaded 11/05/2008
      • 850 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Drunks vs Stoners

    • What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner? A drunk drives through a stop sign. A stoner waits for it to turn green.
    • DreaD08
      Uploaded 10/30/2008
      • 919 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Pick Up Line

    • A well dressed, debonair man in his mid nineties enters an upscale cocktail lounge and finds a seat next to a good looking, younger woman in her...
    • i_know_jack
      Uploaded 08/23/2008
      • 1.4k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Telepathic Watch

    • A very handsome and even more confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then...
    • fiveonefiveoh
      Uploaded 07/03/2008
      • 831 Views
      • 9 Comments
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    • Things to do at the DMV

    • Have sexual apparatus strewn about the backseat of your car as you conduct driving test. When you read for the eye test, announce...
    • i_know_jack
      Uploaded 06/28/2008
      • 1.5k Views
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    • Pickup line

    • What is the number one pickup line in a gay bar? - - - - - "May I push in your stool?"
    • poopyturtle
      Uploaded 05/28/2008
      • 531 Views
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    • Rape Advice Line

    • I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
    • mattqatsi
      Uploaded 05/16/2008
      • 978 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Maginot Line Joke

    • What do you call the Maginot Line? A German speed bump If you don't get it, fuck you, learn history
    • mattqatsi
      Uploaded 04/30/2008
      • 1.4k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
    • Little guy in the line

    • It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale and an advertisement in the local paper were the main reasons for the long line that formed in...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 03/05/2008
      • 1.3k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Phone Line

    • A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. He saw a man come...
    • slipknot94
      Uploaded 02/16/2008
      • 1.5k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Cosmetics Line

    • Luke's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror...
    • CollegePics
      Uploaded 02/14/2008
      • 2.7k Views
      • 3 Comments
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