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    • Freak Ride
    • I went to a Six Flags. There's this new ride there; I had to wait in line for, like, four hours to get on this thing. Finally got on it, it was...
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    • Great Pick-Up Line
    • A man walks up to a woman sitting alone at a bar. "Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned.I mean, we could...
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    • bar pick up line
    • My buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with...
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    • Nice Pick-Up Line
    • A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a...
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    • Awesome Pick Up Line
    • Aproach a young lady and say "You look like you could use a little dick.. and it just so happens that I have a little dick" If the...
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    • Best Pickup line ever
    • A Texas cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch...
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    • a comical pick up line
    • Guy: excuse me ma'am you appear to have something on your chest. Unsuspecting woman: Oh my goodness what is it? Guy: my EYES!!!
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    • 12 italian priests
    • Twelve Italian priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a...
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    • Funny one line jokes
    • What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup! Why don't aliens eat...
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    • Drunks vs Stoners
    • What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner? A drunk drives through a stop sign. A stoner waits for it to turn green.
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    • Pick Up Line
    • A well dressed, debonair man in his mid nineties enters an upscale cocktail lounge and finds a seat next to a good looking, younger woman in her...
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    • Telepathic Watch
    • A very handsome and even more confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then...
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    • Things to do at the DMV
    • Have sexual apparatus strewn about the backseat of your car as you conduct driving test. When you read for the eye test, announce...
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    • Pickup line
    • What is the number one pickup line in a gay bar? - - - - - "May I push in your stool?"
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    • Maginot Line Joke
    • What do you call the Maginot Line? A German speed bump If you don't get it, fuck you, learn history
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    • Little guy in the line
    • It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale and an advertisement in the local paper were the main reasons for the long line that formed in...
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    • Phone Line
    • A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. He saw a man come...
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    • Cosmetics Line
    • Luke's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror...
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