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A Ferrari And A Boner
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Great Pick-Up Line
A man walks up to a woman sitting alone at a bar. "Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned.I mean, we could...
PickUp Line Comebaks
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bar pick up line
My buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with...
Nice Pick-Up Line
A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a...
Awesome Pick Up Line
Aproach a young lady and say "You look like you could use a little dick.. and it just so happens that I have a little dick" If the...
Gay Pick-up line
What is the most common pick-up line at a gay bar? A: Can i push your stool in for you?
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I was in line at the DQ on 6th getting mother's usual order of 3 hot dogs and onion rings. I was looking down at my Gameboy, not paying attention...
Pissed off airline customer.
A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry...
Best Pickup line ever
A Texas cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch...
a comical pick up line
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Funny one line jokes
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Pick Up Line
A well dressed, debonair man in his mid nineties enters an upscale cocktail lounge and finds a seat next to a good looking, younger woman in her...
A very handsome and even more confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then...
Things to do at the DMV
Have sexual apparatus strewn about the backseat of your car as you conduct driving test. When you read for the eye test, announce...
Pick up line that wont work
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Rape Advice Line
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Maginot Line Joke
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Little guy in the line
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