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    • 30 Cheesy Pick Up Lines

    • Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong! Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! Baby, I'm no Fred...
    • Lucky_Lotto
      Uploaded 04/08/2012
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    • One Liners

    • If I had a nickel for every time I failed math, I would have 23 cents I saw a man at the beach yelling "Help, shark! Help!" I just...
    • klabeaune
      Uploaded 04/01/2012
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    • Blonde 1 liners

    • I knew a blonde that was so stupid that........... 1. she called me to get my phone number. 2. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice...
    • RedRocketPower
      Uploaded 08/30/2011
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    • Football Cops Trailer

    • What is better than Eli and Peyton Manning throwing footballs as weapons and slamming constant one liners repeatedly...nothing
    • Officer_Farva
      Uploaded 06/23/2011
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    • Cool quotes and funny one-liners

    • A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a...
    • burnt_out
      Uploaded 06/09/2011
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    • Helen Keller jokes

    • Q. Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? A. she needs the other to moan with. Q: Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off...
    • DarkShadow
      Uploaded 05/14/2011
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    • Cool quotes and funny one-liners

    • Have no fear of perfection youll never reach it. ~Salvador Dali Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the...
    • burnt_out
      Uploaded 02/08/2011
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    • best one liners of all time

    • All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. A waffle is like a pancake with...
    • joshmeister
      Uploaded 09/04/2010
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    • One-Liners

    • 1) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting a tomato in a fruit salad. 2) The early bird might get the worm, but the...
    • xxfregiltxx
      Uploaded 11/28/2009
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    • Some one liners

    • 1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. 2. A jumper cable...
    • themystery
      Uploaded 08/14/2009
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    • Panty One Liners

    • If there's one thing funnier than slogan t-shirts, it's slogan panties! You know a girl's a classy act when she's got 'All You Can Eat' written...
    • evilJayrod
      Uploaded 05/22/2009
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    • One Liners

    • Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ? .....Everyone has the same DNA. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern...
    • abbottwar
      Uploaded 04/04/2009
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    • white one liners

    • What's white and fourteen inches long? Absolutely nothing! What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? Snow. What do you...
    • duke20010
      Uploaded 12/18/2008
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    • black one liners

    • Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares? Q: A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's...
    • duke20010
      Uploaded 12/17/2008
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    • LOL

    • A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle,...
    • aardvark
      Uploaded 08/13/2008
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    • LOL

    • Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies,...
    • aardvark
      Uploaded 08/13/2008
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    • LOL

    • An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the...
    • aardvark
      Uploaded 08/13/2008
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    • LOL

    • If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them: Bimbabble - noises coming...
    • aardvark
      Uploaded 08/13/2008
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    • LOL

    • A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said,...
    • aardvark
      Uploaded 08/13/2008
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    • LOL

    • Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking...
    • aardvark
      Uploaded 08/13/2008
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    • LOL

    • A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in...
    • aardvark
      Uploaded 08/13/2008
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    • LOL

    • A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to...
    • aardvark
      Uploaded 08/13/2008
      • 473 Views
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    • LOL

    • Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a...
    • aardvark
      Uploaded 08/13/2008
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    • LOL

    • A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to...
    • aardvark
      Uploaded 08/13/2008
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    • LOL

    • i saw a very endowed woman on the street the other day, she had a shirt on that said "guess" i looked at her, said implants? she hit me.
    • aardvark
      Uploaded 08/13/2008
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