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    • 30 Cheesy Pick Up Lines
    • Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong! Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! Baby, I'm no Fred...
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    • If I had a nickel for every time I failed math, I would have 23 cents I saw a man at the beach yelling "Help, shark! Help!" I just...
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    • Blonde 1 liners
    • I knew a blonde that was so stupid that........... 1. she called me to get my phone number. 2. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice...
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    • Helen Keller jokes
    • Q. Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? A. she needs the other to moan with. Q: Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off...
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    • Some one liners
    • 1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. 2. A jumper cable...
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    • Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ? .....Everyone has the same DNA. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern...
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    • white one liners
    • What's white and fourteen inches long? Absolutely nothing! What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? Snow. What do you...
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    • black one liners
    • Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares? Q: A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's...
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    • A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle,...
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    • Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies,...
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    • An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the...
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    • If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them: Bimbabble - noises coming...
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    • A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said,...
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    • Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking...
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    • A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in...
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    • A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to...
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    • Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a...
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    • A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to...
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    • i saw a very endowed woman on the street the other day, she had a shirt on that said "guess" i looked at her, said implants? she hit me.
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    • Subject: Larry LaPrise dead at 93 With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of...
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    • A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face. "Maybe all I need is...
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    • Contempt of Court A man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he...
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    • Bill Clinton, Hilary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore were on a plane flight, looking down at the world. Bill Clinton said, "ya know, I...
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    • A boy and his father were playing ball in the front yard when the boy saw a honeybee. He ran over and stomped it. "Don't do that, that...
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    • "I am a Yankees fan," a first-grade teacher explains to her class. "Who likes the Yankees?" Everyone raises a hand except one...
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    • A man said to his wife, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow...
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    • Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an...
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    • I saw a fat person wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said 'Thyroid problem?' When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new...
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    • PETER KAY ONE LINERS I saw a fat person wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said 'Thyroid problem?' When I was a kid I used to pray...
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    • Great One-liners
    • What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic = using a feather Kinky = using the whole chicken Why are men like cars? Because...
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    • funny one liners 9
    • funny one liners #9 There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. There's too much blood in my caffeine system. Things...
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    • funny one liners #8 What's the speed of dark? When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way. When...
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    • funny one liners #7 If you can't convince them, confuse them. If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? If you get to it and you...
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    • funny one liners #6 I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. I used to have a handle on life, and then it broke. I used to have an open...
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    • funny one liners #5 How does Teflon stick to the pan? How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand. I am not a vegetarian because...
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