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- monkey butt
- One day far in the jungle, a lion woke up really sick. So he held a big meeting asking all the animals in the jungle to come. He told all the...
- blandest666 04/22/2011
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- What's the difference
- Whats the difference between the Washington Zoo and The White House? In the Washington Zoo they have an African Lion. In the White House, they have...
- CoronaJoe 02/19/2010
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- Bunny in the forest
- Deep into the woods there was bunny rabbit, hopping and prancing, when he saw a monkey about to drop acid, so he yelled "STOOOOOOOPPPPPPPP,...
- rizo020 12/03/2009
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- May vs. the Lion
- May was a young golden retriever with a bad habit of picking fights with larger creatures. One day she angered a lion. The next day was the beggining...
- gresh8980 11/03/2009
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- The mightiest of animals
- A lion woke up one morning with the urge to assert his superiority over his fellow beasts. He strode over to a monkey, and roared "Who is the...
- rondetto 07/20/2009
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- Lion Tamer
- Two unemployed guys are talking. One says, Im going to become a lion tamer. The other replies, Thats crazy, you dont know nothing about no...
- Disturbed01 03/18/2009
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- Obama and the Lion King
- What is the difference between the Lion King and Barack Obama? The Lion King is and African Lion Obama is a Lying African.
- larana110 11/15/2008
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- Grandpa Hunting Story
- An old legendary hunter is telling his old hunting stories to his teenage grandchild. Grandpa: Back in 1942, we went big game hunting. We didn't...
- Lazyboy1688 10/14/2008
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- Lion Tamer
- Want to play lion tamer? you be the lion and I'll stick my head in your mouth.
- pokefan1 08/28/2008
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- The hungry lion
- A scientist and a philosopher were being chased by a hungry lion. The scientist made some quick calculations, he said “it's no good trying to...
- guywithknife 06/19/2008
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- Drunk Giraffe
- A zookeeper walks into a pub with a giraffe close behind. The two sit down at the bar and the zookeeper orders two beers one for him and one for the...
- mshilakes 06/15/2008
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- Lion, Tiger, Lawyer, Elevator
- Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, a lion and a lawyer. You have a gun with just two bullets in it. What do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer...
- partymarty4000 06/03/2008
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- Boasting Animals
- A lion, a gorilla and a chicken are talking in a pub. As often happens in pubs, they began boasting. The lion said, "I'm the King of the Jungle...
- ghoul_69 05/28/2008
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- Quick Animal Jokes
- So theres two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says “Do you know how to drive this?” What do you call a monkey in a minefield...
- nego 05/05/2008
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- Lion in the Jungle
- How did the lion get lost in the jungle? The jungle is fucking massive, man!
- diblor 03/31/2008
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- pet giraffe
- A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar and start having a few quiet drinks. As the night goes on, they get pretty drunk. The giraffe finally...
- skatesnow67 02/06/2008
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- The Lion
- Lion wakes up in the jungle and finds that a tool is missing, he goes to elephant and asks "Have you seen my tool?" Elephant replies...
- CollegePics 01/31/2008
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