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    • LION
    • wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, "I'm going to become a lion tamer." The other replies, "That's crazy, you don't know...
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    • monkey butt
    • One day far in the jungle, a lion woke up really sick. So he held a big meeting asking all the animals in the jungle to come. He told all the...
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    • What's the difference
    • Whats the difference between the Washington Zoo and The White House? In the Washington Zoo they have an African Lion. In the White House, they...
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    • Bunny in the forest
    • Deep into the woods there was bunny rabbit, hopping and prancing, when he saw a monkey about to drop acid, so he...
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    • May vs. the Lion
    • May was a young golden retriever with a bad habit of picking fights with larger creatures. One day she angered a lion. The next day was the...
    • gresh8980 11/03/2009
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    • The mightiest of animals
    • A lion woke up one morning with the urge to assert his superiority over his fellow beasts. He strode over to a monkey, and roared "Who is...
    • rondetto 07/20/2009
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    • Circus
    • A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, old retired golfer in his late 60's and the other is a...
    • markie554 04/27/2009
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    • Lion Tamer
    • Two unemployed guys are talking. One says, Im going to become a lion tamer. The other replies, Thats crazy, you dont know nothing about...
    • Disturbed01 03/18/2009
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    • Obama and the Lion King
    • What is the difference between the Lion King and Barack Obama? The Lion King is and African Lion Obama is a Lying African.
    • larana110 11/15/2008
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    • Safari!
    • An old man was telling a group of college kids about his safari adventures. They all listened completely mezmorized by his stories. "...we...
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    • Grandpa Hunting Story
    • An old legendary hunter is telling his old hunting stories to his teenage grandchild. Grandpa: Back in 1942, we went big game hunting. We...
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    • Lion Tamer
    • Want to play lion tamer? you be the lion and I'll stick my head in your mouth.
    • pokefan1 08/28/2008
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    • Outrun
    • Two guys are in the jungle when they see a lion running towards them. Frantically, one of the men starts putting on his running...
    • Homsar 06/30/2008
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    • The hungry lion
    • A scientist and a philosopher were being chased by a hungry lion. The scientist made some quick calculations, he said “it's no good trying to...
    • guywithknife 06/19/2008
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    • Drunk Giraffe
    • A zookeeper walks into a pub with a giraffe close behind. The two sit down at the bar and the zookeeper orders two beers one for him and one for...
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    • Boasting Animals
    • A lion, a gorilla and a chicken are talking in a pub. As often happens in pubs, they began boasting. The lion said, "I'm the King of the...
    • ghoul_69 05/28/2008
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    • Quick Animal Jokes
    • So theres two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says “Do you know how to drive this?” What do you call a monkey in a...
    • nego 05/05/2008
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    • pet giraffe
    • A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar and start having a few quiet drinks. As the night goes on, they get pretty drunk. The giraffe finally...
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    • The Lion
    • Lion wakes up in the jungle and finds that a tool is missing, he goes to elephant and asks "Have you seen my tool?" Elephant...
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