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    • LION

    • wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, "I'm going to become a lion tamer." The other replies, "That's crazy, you don't know...
    • nimren
      Uploaded 11/03/2011
      • 331 Views
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    • monkey butt

    • One day far in the jungle, a lion woke up really sick. So he held a big meeting asking all the animals in the jungle to come. He told all the...
    • blandest666
      Uploaded 04/22/2011
      • 1.8k Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • What's the difference

    • Whats the difference between the Washington Zoo and The White House? In the Washington Zoo they have an African Lion. In the White House, they...
    • CoronaJoe
      Uploaded 02/19/2010
      • 1k Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • Bunny in the forest

    • Deep into the woods there was bunny rabbit, hopping and prancing, when he saw a monkey about to drop acid, so he...
    • rizo020
      Uploaded 12/03/2009
      • 2k Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • May vs. the Lion

    • May was a young golden retriever with a bad habit of picking fights with larger creatures. One day she angered a lion. The next day was the...
    • gresh8980
      Uploaded 11/03/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 7 Comments
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    • The mightiest of animals

    • A lion woke up one morning with the urge to assert his superiority over his fellow beasts. He strode over to a monkey, and roared "Who is...
    • rondetto
      Uploaded 07/20/2009
      • 725 Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Circus

    • A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, old retired golfer in his late 60's and the other is a...
    • markie554
      Uploaded 04/27/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • Lion Tamer

    • Two unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.” The other replies, “That’s crazy, you don’t know...
    • Disturbed01
      Uploaded 03/18/2009
      • 408 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Obama and the Lion King

    • What is the difference between the Lion King and Barack Obama? The Lion King is and African Lion Obama is a Lying African.
    • larana110
      Uploaded 11/15/2008
      • 3k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Safari!

    • An old man was telling a group of college kids about his safari adventures. They all listened completely mezmorized by his stories. "...we...
    • anevins
      Uploaded 10/24/2008
      • 1.8k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Grandpa Hunting Story

    • An old legendary hunter is telling his old hunting stories to his teenage grandchild. Grandpa: Back in 1942, we went big game hunting. We...
    • Lazyboy1688
      Uploaded 10/14/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Lion Tamer

    • Want to play lion tamer? you be the lion and I'll stick my head in your mouth.
    • pokefan1
      Uploaded 08/28/2008
      • 797 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Outrun

    • Two guys are in the jungle when they see a lion running towards them. Frantically, one of the men starts putting on his running...
    • Homsar
      Uploaded 06/30/2008
      • 1.9k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The hungry lion

    • A scientist and a philosopher were being chased by a hungry lion. The scientist made some quick calculations, he said it's no good trying to...
    • guywithknife
      Uploaded 06/19/2008
      • 984 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Drunk Giraffe

    • A zookeeper walks into a pub with a giraffe close behind. The two sit down at the bar and the zookeeper orders two beers one for him and one for...
    • mshilakes
      Uploaded 06/15/2008
      • 787 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Boasting Animals

    • A lion, a gorilla and a chicken are talking in a pub. As often happens in pubs, they began boasting. The lion said, "I'm the King of the...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 05/28/2008
      • 688 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Quick Animal Jokes

    • So theres two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says Do you know how to drive this? What do you call a monkey in a...
    • nego
      Uploaded 05/05/2008
      • 1.2k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Lion in the Jungle

    • How did the lion get lost in the jungle? The jungle is fucking massive, man!
    • diblor
      Uploaded 03/31/2008
      • 967 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • pet giraffe

    • A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar and start having a few quiet drinks. As the night goes on, they get pretty drunk. The giraffe finally...
    • skatesnow67
      Uploaded 02/06/2008
      • 656 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • The Lion

    • Lion wakes up in the jungle and finds that a tool is missing, he goes to elephant and asks "Have you seen my tool?" Elephant...
    • CollegePics
      Uploaded 01/31/2008
      • 869 Views
      • 0 Comments
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