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    • PINEAPPLE JUICE
    • Guys now, they're supposed to drink a lot of pineapple juice for the ladies. It's supposed to make the old BJ's a little more palatable. I wonder...
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    • no kicking please
    • A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the...
    • FinchCo 11/02/2011
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    • sex ed
    • Little Johnny was sitting in Beginning Sex Ed class one day when the teacher drew a picture of a penis on the board. "Does anyone know what...
    • bsmiley 10/25/2011
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    • But You're Thinking!
    • Teacher: Good morning class I have a couple of riddles to start off this morning. I have something here that's round red and good to eat?...
    • Eish_Ichu_Noht 07/01/2011
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    • Small thing.
    • An elephant turns to a naked man and says "Hey buddy, How do you breath with that little thing?"
    • tatasonfire 05/15/2011
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    • Split 20
    • Little Johnny got kicked out of class today! The teacher asked him, "If I gave you $20 and you paid $5 to Joanne, $5 to Jane and $5 to...
    • ImJustAKid 04/26/2011
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    • Church Service
    • A Sunday School teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in...
    • armyboyy33 02/18/2011
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    • babys
    • Little Johnny runs into his house and asks, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," says his mom, "Of course...
    • guitarguy0130 02/06/2011
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    • a little push
    • A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three...
    • kishandobaria 01/15/2011
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    • Two little boys
    • Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief...
    • ThomasPHoolery 01/12/2011
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    • joke you ahole
    • You want to have a little fun? Go to a fashion show and throw a cookie on stage and watch them.
    • daloia 01/08/2011
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    • Knock knock
    • Knock knock.... "Who's there?" Little boy blue.. "Little boy blue who?"... "MICHAEL JACKSON"
    • iamjgk 01/06/2011
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    • Etiquette
    • During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students: "If you were courting a well...
    • rennis12 12/25/2010
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    • little johnny farm
    • Grandpa was showing little Johnny around the farm, and when they come to the corral, he explained, "That's a bull and a cow, and he's...
    • colacan 12/18/2010
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    • Mrs. Prussy
    • Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher. She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs. Prussy....
    • iamking837 11/22/2010
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    • Little Johnny - Urinate
    • Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out,"Miss Jones, I need to take a...
    • iamking837 11/22/2010
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    • mother FAIL
    • "My mom won't tell me a thing about herself," a little girl complains to her friend. "Well," says the friend, "all you...
    • c_boy 11/18/2010
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    • Marys Dinner
    • DO you know what Mary had when she went to dinner? Everybody knows Mary had a little lamb.
    • Gsly85 11/05/2010
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    • Little Johnny April
    • Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was...
    • pigsticker420 11/04/2010
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    • Mommy's Balloons
    • Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she...
    • pigsticker420 11/04/2010
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    • Little Johnny sleepy girl
    • Mary Brown was always sleeping. Everywhere. The Wal-Mart, home, movies and even sunday school. So one day Mary was sitting next to a boy named...
    • syneyed 10/30/2010
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    • Little Johnny at it again
    • The principal of an elementary school walked into a classroom and said "I'll give you all a lifesaver, but you have to guess the flavor...
    • syneyed 10/30/2010
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    • little jimmy
    • one day little johny invited his friend jimmy over. they played legos for hours and jimmy asked johny "are all of the stories about you...
    • ruffscuba 10/27/2010
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    • Little Johnnys moms a whore
    • The teacher in Johnny's school asked the class what their mothers did for a living. One little girl said her mother was a doctor, another...
    • TO88 10/27/2010
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    • Little Johnny and the girl
    • Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," said his mom, "of...
    • TO88 10/27/2010
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    • Little Johnny and the eel
    • Seven-year-old little Johnny, like other boys his age, are rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about courting from the other boys,...
    • TO88 10/26/2010
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    • Definately
    • A nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?" First a little girl says, "The...
    • omg_who_farted 10/10/2010
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    • Little Johnny Gramps
    • Johnny sat next to his grandpa on the porch one day. Grandpa was drinking a beer, and Johnny said, "Can I have some, Grandpa?" ...
    • joshmeister 09/28/2010
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    • A Lesson In Morals
    • One day at the end of class, little Johnny's teacher asks the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded with the moral of that story....
    • CameOnYourFace 08/23/2010
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    • Johnny joke w/o johnny
    • A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, "Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your BB...
    • burnt_out 08/07/2010
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    • Shrinking Man
    • A man rushed into a busy doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!" The doctor calmly responded, "Now,...
    • WeeKing420 08/05/2010
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    • Dwarf Thief
    • Did you hear about the dwarf who got pickpocketed? How could anyone ever stoop so low?
    • WeeKing420 08/05/2010
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    • Little Johnnys Sister Sally
    • Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, “Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the...
    • samiall 05/23/2010
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    • Johnny's dream
    • Little Johnny woke up in the middle of the night and decided to get a glass of milk. He walked past his parents room and heard some noises so...
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