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    • Tall?

    • Why are some Black People so Tall? A: Because their "KNEE" grows (and point at your knee) LMAO
    • OrenIshi
      Uploaded 12/08/2011
      • 341 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • HEY

    • What do you call a midget mexican? a paragraph! Because its shorter than one eessssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy!!!!!!!!
    • PLOMYAN
      Uploaded 08/03/2011
      • 640 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Wana get naked?

    • Dan: Hey john, I'm thirsty. Wana get naked? John: Sure, I'm pretty thirsty too. Can we get naked at Seven Eleven? Dan: Nope, I tried to get...
    • steven1smith
      Uploaded 04/29/2011
      • 1.8k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Creamer?

    • A guy walks into starbucks with a girl he just met. While they are ordering their coffees, the worker asks they guy, who was barely paying...
    • steven1smith
      Uploaded 04/28/2011
      • 1.1k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • scotish sheep

    • why do scotsmen where kilts?....cause sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away
    • heilman
      Uploaded 11/22/2010
      • 504 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • preg.

    • how do tell when a black chick is prego? ..... stick a bannana up her cunt and if its half eaten you know theres a monkey on the way!!!!
    • heilman
      Uploaded 11/22/2010
      • 566 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • FUNNY NEW CHUCK NORRIS!

    • What do you get when you cross Chuck norris rollerblading with lance armstrong the famous race biker?? -A FULL BAG OF DISTILLED...
    • sterobj
      Uploaded 10/04/2010
      • 725 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • doctor!

    • This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism...
    • coldkon
      Uploaded 08/09/2010
      • 329 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Canada Dry

    • I was asked once what on earth possessed me to travel to Canada. I told the man that I was sitting in a pub drinking with my friends. Then all of...
    • aesir911
      Uploaded 04/09/2010
      • 1.8k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
    • In Prison. In Work

    • In prison, you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell. At work, you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle. -- In prison,...
    • musicman6969
      Uploaded 06/22/2009
      • 1.5k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • hehe

    • read the text This monkey is monkey a monkey great monkey way monkey to monkey keep monkey a monkey idiot monkey busy monkey in...
    • lordmaw
      Uploaded 05/26/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Infamous LAPD

    • In a bid to get more budget money from the government, the CIA, the FBI and the LAPD wanted to hold a massive competition to decide who deserved...
    • ANATHEMAxBANE
      Uploaded 03/29/2009
      • 2.4k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • 0 to 200 in 6 seconds

    • Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a...
    • pumpkinking
      Uploaded 01/09/2009
      • 552 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Stolen Kiss

    • A Yankee fan, a Mets fan, a beautiful girl and an old woman are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets...
    • midnite492
      Uploaded 12/04/2008
      • 1.3k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • blow job

    • Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job? A: You just KNOW she'll swallow.
    • brokensticks
      Uploaded 11/18/2008
      • 659 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • So many fathers

    • A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said...
    • godlymcniff
      Uploaded 10/02/2008
      • 539 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Blonde Ice Fishing

    • A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got all her...
    • hax92
      Uploaded 07/01/2008
      • 422 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Blonde Boat Problem

    • During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat perform, travel through water, or do any...
    • hax92
      Uploaded 07/01/2008
      • 942 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Blonde Car Accident

    • One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of...
    • hax92
      Uploaded 07/01/2008
      • 981 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A Blonde and a Row Boat

    • Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver blonde...
    • hax92
      Uploaded 06/30/2008
      • 2k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • I'll Buy That

    • A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve...
    • hax92
      Uploaded 06/30/2008
      • 405 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Hilarious joke

    • Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his...
    • kurtisnathan
      Uploaded 06/30/2008
      • 689 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • BLONDE JOKES MORE!

    • A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was...
    • Bros4Hos
      Uploaded 06/15/2008
      • 1.2k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Blonde jokes!!!!

    • hree blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no...
    • Bros4Hos
      Uploaded 06/15/2008
      • 1k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Racist Jokes!

    • Q:What do you call a Black Preist? A:Holy Shit Q:Whats faster then a speeding Bullet? A:A jew with a coupon! Q:What do you call a Mexican...
    • Bros4Hos
      Uploaded 06/15/2008
      • 18.3k Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Worst Life

    • There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver...
    • WOWomg
      Uploaded 06/02/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
    • MORE! funny pick up lines

    • Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature. Excuse me, I'm looking for...
    • itsbulmer
      Uploaded 06/01/2008
      • 539 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Even more pick up lines

    • Don't you know me from somewhere? Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent. Excuse me miss, I don't mean to...
    • itsbulmer
      Uploaded 06/01/2008
      • 353 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • shit manners and shut up

    • There were these three men, their names were Shit,Shut up , and Manners. one day they were riding in their car and Shit fell out so ,Manners...
    • ReTaRdSmArT
      Uploaded 05/23/2008
      • 10.7k Views
      • 11 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Grandmas visit

    • One afternoon a young boy awaited for his grandmother to arrive for a turkey dinner he was very bored so he wandered teh house lookign for...
    • brandodevil
      Uploaded 05/14/2008
      • 796 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Gay Flight Attendant

    • The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who was just as obviously enjoying himself. He came swishing down the...
    • Derbysquire
      Uploaded 03/21/2008
      • 20.4k Views
      • 19 Comments
      • 3 Favorites
    • Supermarket Joke

    • A man goes into a supermarket and buys a six-pack, a bag of potato chips, and a frozen pizza. The girl at the register smiles at him and says,...
    • Derbysquire
      Uploaded 03/21/2008
      • 2.2k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Sex Poem

    • 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This...
    • Derbysquire
      Uploaded 03/20/2008
      • 4.6k Views
      • 13 Comments
      • 4 Favorites
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