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    • Tall?
    • Why are some Black People so Tall? A: Because their "KNEE" grows (and point at your knee) LMAO
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    • HEY
    • What do you call a midget mexican? a paragraph! Because its shorter than one eessssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy!!!!!!!!
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    • Wana get naked?
    • Dan: Hey john, I'm thirsty. Wana get naked? John: Sure, I'm pretty thirsty too. Can we get naked at Seven Eleven? Dan: Nope, I tried to get...
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    • Creamer?
    • A guy walks into starbucks with a girl he just met. While they are ordering their coffees, the worker asks they guy, who was barely paying...
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    • scotish sheep
    • why do scotsmen where kilts?....cause sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away
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    • preg.
    • how do tell when a black chick is prego? ..... stick a bannana up her cunt and if its half eaten you know theres a monkey on the way!!!!
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    • FUNNY NEW CHUCK NORRIS!
    • What do you get when you cross Chuck norris rollerblading with lance armstrong the famous race biker?? -A FULL BAG OF DISTILLED...
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    • doctor!
    • This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism...
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    • Canada Dry
    • I was asked once what on earth possessed me to travel to Canada. I told the man that I was sitting in a pub drinking with my friends. Then all of...
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    • In Prison. In Work
    • In prison, you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell. At work, you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle. -- In prison,...
    • musicman6969 06/22/2009
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    • hehe
    • read the text This monkey is monkey a monkey great monkey way monkey to monkey keep monkey a monkey idiot monkey busy monkey in...
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    • The Infamous LAPD
    • In a bid to get more budget money from the government, the CIA, the FBI and the LAPD wanted to hold a massive competition to decide who deserved...
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    • 0 to 200 in 6 seconds
    • Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a...
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    • Stolen Kiss
    • A Yankee fan, a Mets fan, a beautiful girl and an old woman are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets...
    • midnite492 12/04/2008
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    • blow job
    • Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job? A: You just KNOW she'll swallow.
    • brokensticks 11/18/2008
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    • So many fathers
    • A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said...
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    • Blonde Ice Fishing
    • A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got all her...
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    • Blonde Boat Problem
    • During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat perform, travel through water, or do any...
    • hax92 07/01/2008
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    • Blonde Car Accident
    • One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of...
    • hax92 07/01/2008
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    • A Blonde and a Row Boat
    • Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver blonde...
    • hax92 06/30/2008
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    • I'll Buy That
    • A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve...
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    • Hilarious joke
    • Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his...
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    • BLONDE JOKES MORE!
    • A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was...
    • Bros4Hos 06/15/2008
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    • Blonde jokes!!!!
    • hree blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no...
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    • Racist Jokes!
    • Q:What do you call a Black Preist? A:Holy Shit Q:Whats faster then a speeding Bullet? A:A jew with a coupon! Q:What do you call a Mexican...
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    • Worst Life
    • There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver...
    • WOWomg 06/02/2008
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    • MORE! funny pick up lines
    • Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature. Excuse me, I'm looking for...
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    • Even more pick up lines
    • Don't you know me from somewhere? Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent. Excuse me miss, I don't mean to...
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    • shit manners and shut up
    • There were these three men, their names were Shit,Shut up , and Manners. one day they were riding in their car and Shit fell out so ,Manners...
    • ReTaRdSmArT 05/23/2008
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    • Grandmas visit
    • One afternoon a young boy awaited for his grandmother to arrive for a turkey dinner he was very bored so he wandered teh house lookign for...
    • brandodevil 05/14/2008
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    • Gay Flight Attendant
    • The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who was just as obviously enjoying himself. He came swishing down the...
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    • Supermarket Joke
    • A man goes into a supermarket and buys a six-pack, a bag of potato chips, and a frozen pizza. The girl at the register smiles at him and says,...
    • Derbysquire 03/21/2008
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    • Sex Poem
    • 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This...
    • Derbysquire 03/20/2008
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