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    • Slot machine winner

    • A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the...
    • Mis85
      Uploaded 04/21/2012
      • 154 Views
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    • Dumb Blonde Joke

    • So there was a dumb blonde at the coke machine. She put $.50 in and pushed a button and a coke popped out. She put $1.00 in, pushed a button, a...
    • murcked
      Uploaded 04/28/2011
      • 907 Views
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    • Medvenator

    • Russian president Medvedev and machine gun "Maksim" vs cops.
    • Arabeika
      Uploaded 01/22/2011
      • 700 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Medvenator

    • Russian president Medvedev and machine gun "Maksim" vs cops.
    • Arabeika
      Uploaded 01/22/2011
      • 683 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • How To Use A Drive Up ATM

    • ******************************* MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and...
    • markie554
      Uploaded 03/11/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart

    • One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Bob says to Mike behind him, 'My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor.' 'Listen,...
    • tino2008
      Uploaded 01/28/2009
      • 3.4k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Redneck letter

    • Dear Child, I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read...
    • man1of1steel
      Uploaded 12/07/2008
      • 573 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • New machine

    • A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital. The doctor looked her over and told them it would be a rather difficult delivery. He offered to let...
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/27/2008
      • 651 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Clinger

    • Q: What is the difference between and Virgin and a washing machine? A: The washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you...
    • mahargbruins
      Uploaded 09/28/2008
      • 767 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Answering Machine

    • You know what I hate about answering machine messages? They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, "We...
    • Meganxx
      Uploaded 08/19/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Code Words

    • A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon. "Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband...
    • NiggerPants
      Uploaded 08/03/2008
      • 536 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Milking Machine

    • A farmer buys a brand new milking machine. He puts in his on his penis and has a great orgasm but he can't get it off. He then reads the manual...
    • mcgee
      Uploaded 07/14/2008
      • 1.2k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Custody

    • A couple wants a divorce, and must decide who will be the main guardian of their child.The judge asks them each why they should have custody.The...
    • i_know_jack
      Uploaded 06/16/2008
      • 1.7k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
    • From black to white

    • Two black kids were walking down the street when they see a sign with a strange machine that says Turn White 50 cents!!! The first black kid...
    • jengelz
      Uploaded 06/01/2008
      • 833 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Redneck Beauty Contraption

    • A Kentucky family took a vacation to New York City. For an adventure, the father took his son to see a skyscraper. They were amazed...
    • showmaster94
      Uploaded 04/25/2008
      • 4.2k Views
      • 16 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Blonde and The Coke Machine

    • This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and mashed a button and out comes a drink. So she puts some more change in and pushed...
    • 1994300ex
      Uploaded 04/20/2008
      • 2.4k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Washmachine and mom

    • What's the difference between your wash machine and your mom? Your washmachine doesn't follow me around all day after I put a load in it.
    • pezoket
      Uploaded 04/12/2008
      • 968 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • virgin washing machine

    • Q: What is the difference between and Virgin and a washing machine? A: The washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you...
    • immclovinit
      Uploaded 03/25/2008
      • 5.2k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Tennis Elbow

    • A guy is waiting in lone for lunch when he gets really hurt and says ow, his friend asked what happened and he said somethings wrong with my...
    • matth238
      Uploaded 03/09/2008
      • 459 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Stripper Vs Washing Machine

    • Q: Why is doing laundry better than having sex with a stripper? A: only cost $1.50 to drop a load in the machine
    • ttbardj
      Uploaded 01/23/2008
      • 2.2k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • custody

    • A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The jury asks both the man and woman for a...
    • volcomelement34
      Uploaded 01/19/2008
      • 1.4k Views
      • 17 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Answering machine joke

    • (From a distance:) Hello I'm far very away from the phone at the moment and can't get to it to take your message, but I'll get back to you as...
    • path
      Uploaded 12/05/2007
      • 1.3k Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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