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- Slot machine winner
- A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine....
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- Dumb Blonde Joke
- So there was a dumb blonde at the coke machine. She put $.50 in and pushed a button and a coke popped out. She put $1.00 in, pushed a button, a coke...
- murcked 04/28/2011
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- Medvenator
- Russian president Medvedev and machine gun "Maksim" vs cops.
- Arabeika 01/22/2011
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- Medvenator
- Russian president Medvedev and machine gun "Maksim" vs cops.
- Arabeika 01/22/2011
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- Nun Uses A Weight and Fortune Machine
- This nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down waiting for her flight. When she looked over in the corner and saw one of those...
- yuri_vaultin 03/12/2009
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- How To Use A Drive Up ATM
- ******************************* MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and...
- markie554 03/11/2009
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- Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart
- One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Bob says to Mike behind him, 'My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor.' 'Listen, you...
- tino2008 01/28/2009
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- Redneck letter
- Dear Child, I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in...
- man1of1steel 12/07/2008
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- New machine
- A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital. The doctor looked her over and told them it would be a rather difficult delivery. He offered to let the...
- mjp124 10/27/2008
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- Clinger
- Q: What is the difference between and Virgin and a washing machine? A: The washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you dump a...
- mahargbruins 09/28/2008
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- The secretary is out of the office
- A young executive was leaving the office at 6 pm when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in hand....
- djohn23 08/26/2008
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- Answering Machine
- You know what I hate about answering machine messages? They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, "We aren't...
- Meganxx 08/19/2008
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- Code Words
- A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon. "Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband...
- NiggerPants 08/03/2008
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- Milking Machine
- A farmer buys a brand new milking machine. He puts in his on his penis and has a great orgasm but he can't get it off. He then reads the manual and...
- mcgee 07/14/2008
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- Custody
- A couple wants a divorce, and must decide who will be the main guardian of their child.The judge asks them each why they should have custody.The...
- i_know_jack 06/16/2008
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- From black to white
- Two black kids were walking down the street when they see a sign with a strange machine that says Turn White 50 cents!!! The first black kid reaches...
- jengelz 06/01/2008
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- Redneck Beauty Contraption
- A Kentucky family took a vacation to New York City. For an adventure, the father took his son to see a skyscraper. They were amazed by everything...
- showmaster94 04/25/2008
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- Blonde and The Coke Machine
- This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and mashed a button and out comes a drink. So she puts some more change in and pushed...
- 1994300ex 04/20/2008
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- Washmachine and mom
- What's the difference between your wash machine and your mom? Your washmachine doesn't follow me around all day after I put a load in it.
- pezoket 04/12/2008
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- virgin washing machine
- Q: What is the difference between and Virgin and a washing machine? A: The washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you dump a...
- immclovinit 03/25/2008
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- Tennis Elbow
- A guy is waiting in lone for lunch when he gets really hurt and says ow, his friend asked what happened and he said somethings wrong with my elbow,...
- matth238 03/09/2008
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- Stripper Vs Washing Machine
- Q: Why is doing laundry better than having sex with a stripper? A: only cost $1.50 to drop a load in the machine
- ttbardj 01/23/2008
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- custody
- A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason...
- volcomelement34 01/19/2008
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- Answering machine joke
- (From a distance:) Hello I'm far very away from the phone at the moment and can't get to it to take your message, but I'll get back to you as soon as...
- path 12/05/2007
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