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    • Penile Delinquent

    • A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotchal area and not paying attention. She...
    • nustierleonard
      Uploaded 06/09/2012
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    • Dishes

    • Q: How do you know when it's your turn to wash the dishes?A: When you look down in your pants and see a vagina.
    • nustierleonard
      Uploaded 06/02/2012
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    • True Story

    • "Ring!" "Ring!" Hello. "Hey Ryan it's Amanda. I think I'm pregnant." You're welcome. "Click!"
    • JamesForce
      Uploaded 04/24/2012
      • 112 Views
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    • Dinosaur

    • What kind of male dinosaur has STD's? Penisaurus Rex
    • cakelover
      Uploaded 10/23/2011
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    • "The MAN Rules!"

    • The Man Rules Finally, the guys' side of the story. We always hear the Rules From the female side ... Now here are the rules...
    • GiantsRock
      Uploaded 11/17/2009
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    • Pregnant

    • Why is it when your wife becomes pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy and say Congratulations!!! But none of them rub your DICK and...
    • markie554
      Uploaded 10/22/2009
      • 1.9k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Who is God

    • A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?" After thinking for a moment, his mother...
    • thedeacon
      Uploaded 09/22/2009
      • 1k Views
      • 8 Comments
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    • I Need a Male Pharmacist

    • A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she...
    • Vampire476
      Uploaded 06/14/2009
      • 979 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • gender assignment

    • Many romantic languages (Italian, Spanish, French) give even inanimate objects a gender. In French, for example, this determines whether you use...
    • idontwannakno
      Uploaded 05/17/2009
      • 799 Views
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    • brain transplant

    • In the Hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired...
    • idontwannakno
      Uploaded 04/30/2009
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      • 3 Comments
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    • Male Chauvinist on Ebaums.

    • What's the definition of a male chauvinist pig (Like most of us here on Ebams)? A man who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own.
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 02/11/2009
      • 861 Views
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    • An arab at airport

    • An arab at airport: - Name? - Abdul Al Razhib. - Sex? - Three to five times a week. - No, no, I mean: male or female? - Yes... male, female,...
    • caroldaniel67
      Uploaded 02/06/2009
      • 33k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Computers - Male or Female

    • Humankind's propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers. But, which gender should your...
    • caroldaniel67
      Uploaded 01/21/2009
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    • Gender Differences

    • Q. What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? A. Sexual harassment. Q. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? A. $3.99 a minute.
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/18/2009
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    • The Male Ego

    • Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day...
    • Dogfart
      Uploaded 01/12/2009
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    • Translating Male Responses

    • It's a guy thing. -- There is no rationale or logic, and I don't feel like trying to come up with any. "Uh huh," "Sure,...
    • Jakal
      Uploaded 12/20/2008
      • 691 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Male rules

    • These are the males rules! Please note these are all numbered "1"ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If...
    • M1ghtyM0use
      Uploaded 12/15/2008
      • 683 Views
      • 10 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
    • Male and female friendships

    • Friendship among Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's...
    • aimeelee143
      Uploaded 12/08/2008
      • 1.3k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • fly hunter

    • A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a flyswatter. "What are you doing?" She...
    • xxmadmike76
      Uploaded 11/05/2008
      • 693 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dumb Male Blonde

    • On a construction site, there were 3 men who always ate lunch together. One was mexican, one was chinese, and one was a blonde. One day the...
    • allie_gator
      Uploaded 10/13/2008
      • 881 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Sex Change Joke

    • John (now Jean) is walking down the street after a sex-change operation has transformed him into a beautiful women. His old friend Pete sees...
    • TigRoux
      Uploaded 09/22/2008
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    • Three Wishes

    • Their was a bear and a rabbit, they each were granted three wishes. The bear went first and wished to be the only male bear in his forest. Then...
    • lilbitch21
      Uploaded 09/09/2008
      • 819 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • 2 Whales

    • A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 08/22/2008
      • 967 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Hungry and Horny

    • Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich.
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 08/21/2008
      • 2k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Males and Females

    • A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she...
    • heyyyfalcooone
      Uploaded 08/01/2008
      • 788 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Perfect Day

    • The Perfect Day - Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with...
    • rugmonkey
      Uploaded 07/30/2008
      • 841 Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Male Order

    • A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She...
    • heyyyfalcooone
      Uploaded 07/17/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Male and Female Prayers

    • Female Prayer: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 06/29/2008
      • 958 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • 65,000 Question

    • Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled in her favor, as Jane had a gained substantial lead over her...
    • akn220
      Uploaded 05/29/2008
      • 956 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • parrot hookers

    • A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say...
    • jinky1888
      Uploaded 05/29/2008
      • 2.9k Views
      • 11 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
    • daddy how was i born?

    • Daddy, how was I born? A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers:...
    • mdwright
      Uploaded 02/21/2008
      • 4.7k Views
      • 12 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
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