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- Q: How do you know when it's your turn to wash the dishes?A: When you look down in your pants and see a vagina.
- nustierleonard 06/02/2012
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- True Story
- "Ring!" "Ring!" Hello. "Hey Ryan it's Amanda. I think I'm pregnant." You're welcome. "Click!"
- JamesForce 04/24/2012
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- "The MAN Rules!"
- The Man Rules Finally, the guys' side of the story. We always hear the Rules From the female side ... Now here are the rules from...
- GiantsRock 11/17/2009
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- Who is God
- A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?" After thinking for a moment, his mother responds,...
- thedeacon 09/22/2009
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- I Need a Male Pharmacist
- A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she...
- Vampire476 06/14/2009
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- gender assignment
- Many romantic languages (Italian, Spanish, French) give even inanimate objects a gender. In French, for example, this determines whether you use...
- idontwannakno 05/17/2009
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- brain transplant
- In the Hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and...
- idontwannakno 04/30/2009
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- New Gender Specific ATM Instructions
- A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash...
- petie1223 02/21/2009
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- Male Chauvinist on Ebaums.
- What's the definition of a male chauvinist pig (Like most of us here on Ebams)? A man who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own.
- mortgagemescott 02/11/2009
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- An arab at airport
- An arab at airport: - Name? - Abdul Al Razhib. - Sex? - Three to five times a week. - No, no, I mean: male or female? - Yes... male, female,...
- caroldaniel67 02/06/2009
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- Computers - Male or Female
- Humankind's propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers. But, which gender should your PC...
- caroldaniel67 01/21/2009
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- Gender Differences
- Q. What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? A. Sexual harassment. Q. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? A. $3.99 a minute.
- dcervenka05 01/18/2009
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- Definitions
- 1.) THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female.....Any part under a car's hood. Male.........The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2.) VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel)...
- thelegendery 01/14/2009
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- The Male Ego
- Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Bill...
- Dogfart 01/12/2009
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- Translating Male Responses
- It's a guy thing. -- There is no rationale or logic, and I don't feel like trying to come up with any. "Uh huh," "Sure,...
- Jakal 12/20/2008
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- Male rules
- These are the males rules! Please note these are all numbered "1"ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's...
- M1ghtyM0use 12/15/2008
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- Male and female friendships
- Friendship among Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house....
- aimeelee143 12/08/2008
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- TRUE MEANING OF MALE STATEMENTS
- TRUE MEANING OF MALE STATEMENTS Statement: "I'm a Romantic." True Meaning: "I'm poor." Statement: "You're the only...
- conyersgirl 11/20/2008
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- fly hunter
- A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a flyswatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting...
- xxmadmike76 11/05/2008
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- Dumb Male Blonde
- On a construction site, there were 3 men who always ate lunch together. One was mexican, one was chinese, and one was a blonde. One day the mexican...
- allie_gator 10/13/2008
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- Why marriage counselling doesn't work.
- A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a assionate, painful tirade...
- DarthTolkien 10/13/2008
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- Female vs Male Friendships
- Friendship among Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house....
- GagOnMyShaft 10/07/2008
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- Sex Change Joke
- John (now Jean) is walking down the street after a sex-change operation has transformed him into a beautiful women. His old friend Pete sees him...
- TigRoux 09/22/2008
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- Another screw in a light bulb joke.
- How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two. But it takes them about a year because they need to discuss how the light...
- DarthTolkien 09/20/2008
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- Three Wishes
- Their was a bear and a rabbit, they each were granted three wishes. The bear went first and wished to be the only male bear in his forest. Then the...
- lilbitch21 09/09/2008
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- Mary had a little snatch...
- mary had a little snatch, a tennie tiny hole, Johnny couldnt fit it in, with his massive manly pole. he greased her up and squirmed and...
- wholikesboobies 08/22/2008
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- Hungry and Horny
- Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich.
- djohn23 08/21/2008
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- Males and Females
- A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting...
- heyyyfalcooone 08/01/2008
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- Perfect Day
- The Perfect Day - Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with...
- rugmonkey 07/30/2008
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- Male Order
- A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said,...
- heyyyfalcooone 07/17/2008
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- Male and Female Prayers
- Female Prayer: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to...
- ghoul_69 06/29/2008
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- The male prostitute
- Q: What does a male prostitute say for advertisement? A: FIVE dollar FOOT LONG!
- morepaincom 06/25/2008
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- 65,000 Question
- Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled in her favor, as Jane had a gained substantial lead over her...
- akn220 05/29/2008
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- parrot hookers
- A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is,...
- jinky1888 05/29/2008
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- daddy how was i born?
- Daddy, how was I born? A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well...
- mdwright 02/21/2008
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