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    • Top 10 Female Sex Fantasies
    • Men tend to think that woman do not have sexual fantasies.  Even if they did it would involve long walks on the beach, flowers and slow loving...
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    • Jesus Vs Adam
    • Sorry this has taken so long. I'm like you. I procrastinate. The story of Adam and Eve was told thousands of times before it was committed to...
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    • Alt Accounts Have More Fun
    • Yes, That's correct! Alternate accounts DO have much more fun on Ebaums than "straight" accounts of people who actually see themselves to some...
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    • I AM SO FAWKED
    • 1)use dads credit card on livejasmin for a few minutes thinking he won't notice2)pass out drunk while fapping3)wake up 8 hours later4) 2.49 per...
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    • Smartest Man in the Room
    • Negotiating 101   Subject: Who Was the Smartest Man In The Room?     It seemed like a miracle that our President was able...
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    • Man Up
    • There comes a time for every boy to let go of his wal-mart graphic t-shirts and move out of your moms place which are a few of the steps in the...
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    • Rub a dub dub, at da club
    • Remember the "Pac Man" cartoon show from the '80s?  Lately at work, I feel like I'm in a perpetual state of being chomped--like when the ghosts...
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    • Womens' Double Standards
    • MrStayPuft brought up the double standard with his 'genders-in-media.' blog.  I remember an old, choppy vid game from late 80's to early 90's. It...
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    • Pursuit of Happiness
    • If you haven't checked out "Pursuit of Happiness" by Kid Cudi you have been missing out, it is a great song off his Man on the Moon album. The...
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    • why was i banned?
    • So I was about to post a reply about this dude and there is a little note saying I'm banned for hacking.  I don't even know what that means! I go...
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    • eBaum's World Change Log
    • When Pepper Peanut suggested that I give up my time at the track, Golden Gate Fields, I thought he was crazy. His idea was a simple one, if I...
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    • Erthckuake in Chile
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    • bite my neck i'm cumming!!!
    • i feel like waxing philisophical so bear with me you fucking failed abortions. why do we all seem to be drawn here? what is it about this place...
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    • EBW FTW LOL WTF BBQ
    • My 3 favorite budz on here are PepperP, EastsideD, and Dread...Now i know what your thinking but hold that thought....then stick it up your...
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    • WTF Happened Last Night?!?
    • To put it bluntly i was at a college party here at the truman state university the night before. Nothing unusual was going on at that time. We...
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    • Megafail takes a Megashit
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    • Stop hating on me
    • It has come to my attension recently that a lot of people here dislike me. I think that reason might be because I'm a Juggalo. Another reason...
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    • To All Juggalos
    • ASHES 2 ASHES,DUST 2 DUST,IN the clown is what WE TRUST,IN Juggahoe WE BUST,IF YOU KILL A bigit,YOU WIN A PRIZE,IF YOU KILL A Juggalo,YOUR WHOLE...
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    • I Don't Suck Man Parts
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    • Poem I put in a christmas card.
    • Well I just got home not to long ago was out with some friends. I wrote a poem for a friend of mine that I put in a christmas card. I think there...
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    • Cock Block Man-Whore
    • I see this same shit every night. You may think that a bartender is ignorant.  You might think that we have no clue about the happenings of the...
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    • Dear Cock-Block,
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    • Sad story at Wal-Mart
    • I was at Wal-mart the other day looking at CD's. I noticed this one older guy kept staring at me. I kept an eye on him and he just kept...
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    • No Sex Tonite
    • I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I...
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