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    • Caught fapping

    • I was watching tv when my girlfriend said, "I heard you fapping last night." "Oh come on," I said, "Don't you ever,...
    • poityb
      Uploaded 04/29/2012
      • 614 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Helen Keller jokes

    • Q. Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? A. she needs the other to moan with. Q: Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off...
    • DarkShadow
      Uploaded 05/14/2011
      • 2.7k Views
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    • Masturbate too much?

    • Go up to someone you know and tell them, "if you masturbate a lot, the palms of your hands get hairy," then laugh while they look at...
    • snipersean007
      Uploaded 05/06/2011
      • 1k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Blind Masturbating

    • Dad says to his son, "Don't masterbate to much because you will go blind." Son says, "I'm over here?"
    • picbutt
      Uploaded 10/28/2010
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    • Tips on how to mastrubate

    • If you're a girl 1) Get something small if it's your first time, like a lip gloss container. Make sure it's got a rounded tip. 2) Put a...
    • Falthor
      Uploaded 07/27/2010
      • 46.9k Views
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    • The Ultimate Rejection

    • Q: What's the ultimate rejection? A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
    • KPness
      Uploaded 09/07/2009
      • 1.3k Views
      • 8 Comments
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    • Another physical

    • A man goes to the doctor for his regular check up. The doctor tells the man to drop his pants to check for a hernia. The doctor looks at the mans...
    • RobFergy87
      Uploaded 06/11/2009
      • 1.5k Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • Little Johnny 3

    • Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a...
    • DarthTolkien
      Uploaded 12/22/2008
      • 1.3k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Drunken Hand

    • One night a man walks into a bar he buys a couple of beers. He drinks one for his self, but the second one he pours over his hand. Once it is...
    • ARCshadow
      Uploaded 12/15/2008
      • 530 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Holiday Poetry

    • Couple weeks before Christmas: I'm horny and drunk; With my hands down my pants, feeling my junk. My balls were just shaved so they're...
    • e5hansej
      Uploaded 12/10/2008
      • 1.2k Views
      • 16 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
    • Helen Keller 6

    • Why did Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? So she could moan with the other
    • Pezlife
      Uploaded 12/08/2008
      • 386 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Hot Dog Heaven

    • A man went to have plastic surgery on his penis. The surgeon examined him and asked, "What happened?" "Well, doc, I live in a...
    • Rich0905
      Uploaded 11/14/2008
      • 637 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Helen Keller

    • Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she. How do you punish Helen Keller? Rearrange the furniture or...
    • SuperSpy
      Uploaded 11/12/2008
      • 1.3k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Three Blondes

    • Three blonde girls walk into a bar fingering themselves. The bartender asks them "What are you doing?" Then the blondes reply "The...
    • cigar_holder
      Uploaded 11/11/2008
      • 1.6k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Master Bates

    • A pompous self made grocer named Bates gets his son into an expensive private school. On day One the whole family is there to see the little...
    • LittleRedClone
      Uploaded 11/10/2008
      • 9.8k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Masturbating Son

    • So a guy walks up to his son and tells hims "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you're going to go blind!" And the kid says, "Hey...
    • cigar_holder
      Uploaded 10/28/2008
      • 2.7k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Little Ralphy on English

    • LITTLE RALPHY ON ENGLISH Little RALPHY goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does...
    • Tom7997
      Uploaded 08/03/2008
      • 637 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Potty Training

    • Little Johnny was just being potty trained, and his mom tried this new method with 6 steps: 1. Unbutton pants. 2. Pull pants down. 3....
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 07/22/2008
      • 1.2k Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Government Study

    • In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000.00,...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 06/05/2008
      • 526 Views
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    • Masturbate

    • Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a...
    • datcrazyaznguy
      Uploaded 05/20/2008
      • 1.4k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Star Wars

    • Q: How do you describe s Star Wars geek thats masturbating? A: Hes pullin a Hans Solo on his Wookie....
    • mmetz1212
      Uploaded 04/29/2008
      • 1.7k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • masturbation

    • A dad walks into his son's room and says"son, you've been masturbating way too much and its not good. it will make you lose your...
    • idontsweatu
      Uploaded 04/29/2008
      • 1.7k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Little Tony on English

    • Little TONY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 04/20/2008
      • 2.2k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Rodeo Position

    • Two guys in a bar are discussing "positions" so one tells the other, "Well my favorite is the rodeo!" and the other says,...
    • kb2o
      Uploaded 04/06/2008
      • 3.2k Views
      • 14 Comments
      • 3 Favorites
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