Tag: Mattqatsi

  • Angry Vet
  • An elderly English gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French immigration desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in...
  • From: mattqatsi

    Views: 1,037

    Comments: 1

    Added: 210 weeks ago

  • Black Cruises
  • Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
  • From: mattqatsi

    Views: 2,021

    Comments: 1

    Added: 210 weeks ago

  • Mood Rings
  • My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood. We discovered that, when I am in a...
  • From: mattqatsi

    Views: 1,068

    Comments: 5

    Added: 210 weeks ago

  • Paul McCartney's break up
  • So Paul McCartney is finally officially single again. I know Heather had her faults, but how will he find another woman to fill her shoe? (If you...
  • From: mattqatsi

    Views: 756

    Comments: 1

    Added: 210 weeks ago

  • Sick Princess Diana Joke
  • I went out with a girl last week who told me she wanted to be "treated like a princess". So I put her in the back of a Mercedes and drove...
  • From: mattqatsi

    Views: 1,730

    Comments: 3

    Added: 210 weeks ago

  • Puny One-liners
  • So I said to this German cab driver, "Can you take me to where the Pope lives?" He said, "Vat I can." Cutting carrots with the...
  • From: mattqatsi

    Views: 2,088

    Comments: 1

    Added: 210 weeks ago

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