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- Two women are chatting in an office. Woman 1: "I had sex last night, did you?" Woman 2: "Yes." Woman 1: "Was it...
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- umlautbastards 07/06/2012
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- List of Mantips
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- nustierleonard 05/16/2012
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- When Girls Don't Put Out!
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- JamesForce 04/27/2012
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- Two snowmen are in a field...
- ...and one turns to the other and says "Yeah, you're right, it DOES smell like carrots."
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- 3 men who were lost in the jungle were captured by cannibals
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- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- Girls vs. Guys
- Friendship Between Women: A women didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The...
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- Funny Animals Jokes
- A panda bear walks into a restaurant. He orders the special and eats it. After eating, he pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter and starts to walk out...
- chinnauppala 03/17/2012
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- Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns
- Dear John, I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work,leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled, and then it...
- guitarlover 01/12/2012
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- Does beer drinking turn men into women?
- Yesterday, government scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that...
- ReadyPower 11/29/2011
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- health issues
- Three old men were sitting around talking about who had the worst health problems. The seventy-year-old said, "Have I got a problem. Every...
- bsmiley 10/25/2011
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- Charlie Sheen Cocaine.
- How much Cocaine Can Charlie Sheen Take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men....
- mazrandy 10/24/2011
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- Differences between Men and Women
- Differences between Men and Women 1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 2. A...
- partydude023 09/28/2011
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- Prostate Exam
- After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test at the National Health Service, I decided to have my next test carried out...
- bigewalksalone 09/27/2011
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- a regular day
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- scorpion 09/25/2011
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- Three men
- Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one,...
- myertarcee 09/02/2011
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- Why is it good to be a man?
- 1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 2. Your orgasms are real. Always. 3. Your last name stays put. 4. The garage is all yours. 5....
- RedRocketPower 08/30/2011
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- Why Men Cant Win
- If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive...
- BadMrFroster 08/25/2011
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- Piece by Piece
- I usually like to play chess with old bald men in the park, but it's usually hard to find 32 of them
- simplytheish 07/21/2011
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- The dating dictionary
- ATTRACTION..... the act of associating horniness with a particular person. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT ..... what occurs when two extremely horny, but...
- burnt_out 07/19/2011
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- International Man Laws
- Important Reading: 1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following...
- drawgud 07/13/2011
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- Gay Men and Ovens
- Q: What do gay men and ovens have in common? A: They both brown meat
- iRaid 07/06/2011
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- Five Very Important Rules For Men
- 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who...
- Eish_Ichu_Noht 07/01/2011
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- Social Security Sex
- Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social...
- pappas21 06/29/2011
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- Women vs. Men
- HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold...
- scissorlover69 06/19/2011
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- The seven most important men in a women's life
- 1. The Doctor = Who tells her to "take off all her clothes." 2.The Dentist = Who tells her to "open wide." 3. The Milkman = Who tells her "do you...
- hayleybogdan 05/13/2011
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- Good old BeerTits
- A guy walked into a pub and immediately noticed a young lady at the bar on her own. After a couple of drinks, he decided to offer her a drink and...
- ciammettic 05/04/2011
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- If sex was sold in a grocery store
- * Men would do a much better job of searching for and clipping coupons. * Hookers are renamed "Special Stock Girls." * If you ever...
- billstmaxx 04/28/2011
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- Favorite Things?
- A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My...
- WereWaffle 04/22/2011
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- Ten Things Men Know about Women
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- WILD_THING 04/14/2011
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- Don't mess with women, they're smarter than you parasit joke
- A man and a female parasitologist are having a conversation. They arrive at the topic of women in prominent positions. The man states, “Well, I...
- spiritdragon 04/14/2011
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- Q: How much coke did Charlie Sheen take in January? A: Enough to kill Two and a Half Men. Q: Why is Charlie Sheen suing the Japanese Tsunami?...
- earthwormjerm 04/08/2011
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- charlie sheen
- how much coke does charlie sheen do......enouph to kill two and a half men
- itsbriand_bitch 03/16/2011
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- Charlie Sheen
- How much cocaine does Charlie Sheen use every day? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
- bgamble 03/16/2011
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- deepest hole kind of long
- to men were hiking when they came accross a whole that seemed to go on forever. they wanted to know how deep this hole was so one of them picked up a...
- stewyboy17 03/07/2011
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- Michael Jackson
- Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?? A: He thought it was a delivery service.
- armyboyy33 02/18/2011
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- Men and snowfall
- What do men and snowfall have in common? -You never know how many inches you're gonna get or how long it's going to last.
- clayclay588 02/09/2011
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- Dominating the women
- Everyone on Earth dies and goes to heaven. God greets them and says, "Men, make two lines: one for those who dominated their women and one for...
- zefarrett 01/11/2011
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- u have to drim this when u read to laugh!!! pick people u hate .
- Okay!! This is a joke I heard today! There were three guys in a forest. Then they were being attacked by cannibals. The cannibals said that they...
- kishandobaria 01/10/2011
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