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    • Shit My Mom Says
    •      Round 3 of stories my mother would be angry at me for posting. Let's take it back to a story from before I was born. My older brother and...
    • CptnMorgan 06/01/2013
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    • Shit My Mom Says
    •      So, yesterday I posted a very short story about something goofy my undereducated mother said when I was 16. I got some pretty decent...
    • CptnMorgan 05/31/2013
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    • Shit My Mom Says
    •      My mom is probably the most accidentally funny person I know. She left high school early to become a full time housewife after getting...
    • CptnMorgan 05/30/2013
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    • Thank you mom !!
    • i'll be the one to admit it me and my mom don't have the best of a relationship but i regardless she is my mother dearest and i have to say thank...
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    • Good morning Ebaum's
    • Ok so at work yesterday I hear people across the room talking about how there so busy and they can't get anything done but the whole time there...
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    • Facebook Bull shit
    • I'm so tired of people thinking there hard on FACEBOOK,,,you only act like that cause your not face to face with that person.  You think your so...
    • xxskyjackerxx 07/18/2011
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    • A Difficult Time
    • As if having my wallet and identity stolen wasn't enough, my mom had a stroke today.  The doctors said it was mild, but they're holding her for...
    • SpaceEagle 04/21/2011
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    • Mommy's Little Boy
    • This was a dream I had the other night, and woke up crying.She awoke to the sound of the refrigerator opening. This was her nightly cue that her...
    • creeping_jennie 04/02/2011
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    • The bat
    •     This bat is loley cas he Dont have friends and heallwas eats frot and thats all and allwas his momand his dad he sede I cant tak it eny mory...
    • 237g 10/30/2010
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    • my gf's mom is a slut
    • ok i've always heard of a slutty mom but i've never had to deal with one till now. my gf and i have been planning a huge party tomorrow (well...
    • huskerred89 10/30/2009
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    • Wanna Feel Me Up Mom?
    • I needed some gas the other day. My father's truck has been out of transmission for a few months, so my car has been shared. With a lousy...
    • KPness 09/08/2009
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    • Hilarious situation.
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    • Vampire476 06/18/2009
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    • Response to Bo
    • Some people out there can't function. They were the ditzy blondes in high school, the rapper wanna-be who sucks balls, or the slut Sherry who...
    • Adraline 05/03/2009
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    • The Strip Club
    • Once upon a time I was having a guys night out.  Not like all those "guys night in" that I have on those lonely Saturday nights. Up yours Spike...
    • mrperkins 03/07/2009
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    • REALLY Bad Idea
    • Alright if you read my last blog i talked about how i had a strong sexual attraction to my mom. As i read the comments one caught my eye and i...
    • Mike087 02/27/2009
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    • A Weird Feeling
    • I dont really know how to start this off but Im feeling a lot different around my mom lately. Before I go any further let me tell you a little...
    • Mike087 02/25/2009
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    • Webcams are evil...
    •   22 years of drug experimentation, alcohol abuse and, according to mom "a conga line of skanks falling out of your bedroom" has led my parents...
    • plattman92 02/24/2009
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    • Flying Back Home
    • Several years ago, when I lived in New York and flew to customer sites often, my wife would usually drop me off at Newark (N.J.) airport and pick...
    • djohn23 01/30/2009
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    • Scary.
    • ok so my mom was telling me about her childhood and she was at her dads and the ghost would always bother her brother and sisters and especily...
    • manic0 01/30/2009
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    • Well, Fuck it.
    • Well, this I guess is my first blog.  So, allow me to introduce myself.  I'm a smart ass, balding, redhead Irish drunk that has posted...
    • SteelReserve211 11/13/2008
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    • Dirty Goodnight Kisses
    • Well, I have been having a reaccurring bad thought that I just can't seem to keep out of my head and I would love it to hear some input or...
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    • A Message From AW Smith
    • This video disgusted me, it did.   I mean come on lady...when was the last time you saw your vagina?   I know I do not want to see...
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    • A Message From AW Smith
    • Hey, yeah you!  You fucking ignorant fuck.  You think these kids are from where?  America?  You are fucking brain dead, and...
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    • A Message From AW Smith
    • In these times of tough decisions on who to vote for, which party is the best for me, and why does my butt itch so much, you only need to ask...
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    • A few words from Mr. Smith
    • The long walk to the loo was a painful one, for my bladder was litterally the size of an elephant...okay that was an exaggeration.  It was a...
    • AWSmith 09/24/2008
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    • American Douche
    • Below is a news article copied and pasted from Fox News. Don't worry, it's not political. Apparently a 14 year old girl in Arizona got knocked...
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    • Driving and Masturbating
    • I was stuck in traffic yesterday and just kinda thought it would be fun to masturbate. It was sunny and clear out, so I was worried one of the...
    • djohn23 09/03/2008
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    • Kicked out...
    • I havent wrote a blog in awhile beacue I got kicked out of my moms house. I dont have much time so I am going to make this kinda short. Well I...
    • jason087 08/21/2008
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    • My mom.... what should I do?
    • Well lately my mom has been wearing more makeup. This is gonna sound weird but she is seeing a lot more guys, and... I see why. Her chest seems a...
    • jason087 08/17/2008
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