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- Sneaky mother!
- A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his...
- DangerousWoods 04/03/2013
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- From a mother with love
- Dear Child, I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read...
- guitarlover 05/27/2012
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- Your mother is so dark Jokes
- Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk! Yo mama is so black when she went...
- ROMANGUTS 05/21/2012
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- no kicking please
- A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little...
- FinchCo 11/02/2011
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- Call for Backup
- A police recruit was asked during the exam, 'What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?' He answered, 'Call for backup.'
- dubie78 10/25/2011
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- yo mama so fat
- yo mama so fat,i told her to haul ass and she had to make two trips.
- klossal 09/11/2011
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- Mom and three kids
- There is a mom who has three kids, 2 girls and 1 boy. One day her daughter comes to her and asks mommy why did you name me Daisy. The mom says...
- RAMIProductions 09/05/2011
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- Going to Disney
- A little kid sits an his grandfather's lap and says, "Pop-Pop, would you make a noise like a frog?" The old guy says,...
- Bowtiemafia 07/20/2011
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- New CDS and Movies
- Coming soon on Jew Ray: Shrek the Turd I am number 2 American Jew Coming soon on compact disc: ACDC- Big titties (TNT remix) Owl Shitty-...
- jiggersnot 07/08/2011
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- Blonde's Dead Mom
- Sally goes to work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee, walks over to her and asks sympathetically, "What's...
- iRaid 07/07/2011
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- Mom's Three Virgin Daughters
- A Mother had 3 virgin daughters and they were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life...
- hashslasher 05/08/2011
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- doctors ain't they terrible
- A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart. When the...
- wirecred102 04/13/2011
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- You might be a Redneck
- You might be a Redneck, if, at your Mom's viewing nobody recognizes her because they shaved off her beard.
- nebner5508 03/20/2011
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- A mother had 3 daughters....
- A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their sex lives would...
- DrunkandNaked 02/18/2011
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- Insult you don't want to hear as a kid...2
- My mom has a bigger penis than your dad.
- jiggersnot 02/13/2011
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- Insult you don't want to hear as a kid...
- My mom can beat up your dad.
- jiggersnot 02/13/2011
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- A joke
- how do you circumsize a red-neck..........kick his sister in the jaw
- cojackcity 02/06/2011
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- questions for mommy
- A little girl and her mother were out and about. Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?" The mother...
- kishandobaria 01/15/2011
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- Yo mamas so poor
- Yo mamas so poor,she was kicking a can down the street and i asked what she was doing and she said "moving"
- Anthony2k2 01/11/2011
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- Innocent Youth
- One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight. The man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a...
- reablove02 01/01/2011
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- Blow him up
- A young girl walks in on her parents having sex. She asks, "Mum, what are you doing to Dad?" Mum replies, "I was just letting the...
- rennis12 12/30/2010
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- Yo mama jokes part 3
- Yo Mama so stupid when I say, "Buy a boat" and she said, "What color?"
- MrmandoG2 12/30/2010
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- what does that mean?
- once there was an amazing,rich family with a father, a mother, a teenage daughter and a young son. One day the queen and the queens family came to...
- epicmeansjacob 10/26/2010
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- yo mama is so fat....
- yo mama is so fat..........she wears pillow cases for socks.
- MobileHomie 10/13/2010
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- LADY GAGA THIS ITS FUCKING HILARIOUS
- what did lady gaga say when she had to go to the bathroom at the grammy'? ga ga u la la bartle doo and a quarter AHHAHAHAHHA
- sterobj 09/23/2010
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- Black Momma
- Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" and she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
- westside14 09/09/2010
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- Your Mom brick
- Your mom is like a brick: flat, heavy, and gets laid by construction workers.
- thecaitiffchoir 08/26/2010
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- Your mom smells
- Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.
- CrayonsFTW 08/05/2010
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- Bad Dream
- A young boy has a terrible nightmare that his grandpa was going to die. So he rushed into his parents room to tell them,"I had a dream grandpa...
- mcfarlanehunter 05/20/2010
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- Mother of the year
- A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the...
- UNUSERNAME 05/04/2010
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- Johnny's dream
- Little Johnny woke up in the middle of the night and decided to get a glass of milk. He walked past his parents room and heard some noises so he...
- UNUSERNAME 04/29/2010
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- One Smart Mom
- John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn't help but notice how attractive his roommate Judy was. She had...
- bigpimpinmp 02/26/2010
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- your momma soo ugly...
- your momma is sooo ugly that..... she made a blind kid cry
- chicka_7 02/22/2010
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- What does this word mean mom?
- At recess one day, a first grader heard some older boys say the word shit. When he got home he asked his mom what "shit" meant at the...
- guinness13494 02/14/2010
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- Yo mama so old
- Yo mamma so old her social security number is 1.
- TannerC15 11/28/2009
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- Yo mama so fat
- Yo mamma so fat she didn't notice the homeless dwarf that moved in under her armpit
- TannerC15 11/28/2009
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- Your mother is so fat
- How fat is she!?!?!? She is so fat I can cook 4 t-bone steaks under her boobies!!!
- CJones 11/06/2009
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