-
-
joke -
- Blonde....
- Q- What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you A- Run she has a grenade in her mouth!
- sjhh 05/11/2013
-
- 61
- 0
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- A Pros Advice
- A man goes to a golf pro for some advice. "Well, what should I do?" asked the man. "Hold the club gently," the pro replied,...
- frost1102 05/05/2013
-
- 299
- 0
- 1
-
-
-
joke -
- Pelican
- Strange bird the pelican, it's mouth can hold more then it's belly can.
- nustierleonard 05/04/2012
-
- 395
- 1
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Six Reasons Why You Should Think Before You Speak
- Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak. Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...or...
- JamesForce 04/25/2012
-
- 129
- 0
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Donating
- A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center. Man: "What are you doing here today?" Woman: "Oh, I'm here to...
- rockbottom56 10/24/2011
-
- 776
- 1
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- That special moment
- What do a camera, a condom & a women's mouth have in common? They're all designed to catch that special moment.
- Bowtiemafia 07/21/2011
-
- 804
- 1
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Flapping lips
- why do women wear panties? because one set of lips a flappin is enough!
- burnt_out 08/23/2010
-
- 1,434
- 3
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- The Body Dwellers
- The Body Dwellers met to have a talk about the dangers of living in a woman's body. "It's so difficult to live in the ear..." - Earwax...
- P00KY 06/16/2010
-
- 2,523
- 4
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Closest Shave Ever
- A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the...
- djohn23 05/04/2010
-
- 1,213
- 6
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Obama's Mouth
- What's the difference between Barack Obama's mouth and Sarah Palin's vagina? Only one retarded thing ever came out of Palin's vagina.
- MrStayPuft 03/07/2010
-
- 1,578
- 6
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- NOT a list of laws
- Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
- ndanick21 01/01/2010
-
- 1,394
- 4
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Swine flu bitch
- Forget swine flu ive got bitch flu. Symptoms include temper tantrums runaway mouth, ability to kill with one look & long term not givin a shit
- roxanna_us 10/15/2009
-
- 915
- 6
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Ugly people dating service
- John was an everyday type man, except that he had a wooden eye. This unsightly afflction had troubled him so much over the years that he was finding...
- yuri_vaultin 10/02/2009
-
- 3,620
- 6
- 1
-
-
-
joke
-
- Dirty Nuns
- There once was a group of nuns who died in an unfortunate fire. They all ascended into heaven and approached the pearly gates. But just before...
- theman2472 06/22/2009
-
- 4,374
- 3
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Lower Mouth
- A very naive British sailor is in a bar in London. He meets a wild girl, and she takes him upstairs. She takes off her pants and her panties. He...
- rockzilla411 06/07/2009
-
- 1,250
- 6
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Sarah Palin's Vagina
- What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and Sarah Palin's vagina? Only 20% of what comes out of her vagina is retarded. Oh, and...
- keyboardplaya 05/11/2009
-
- 2,458
- 4
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Where Does Jewelry Come From, Mommy?
- A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/20/2009
-
- 2,867
- 6
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Vertical Mouth or bum?
- Would you rather have a vertical mouth or a horizontal arse? But when ever you ran, walked and generally moved you ass cheeks made a 'clapping'...
- edorsimon 02/01/2009
-
- 1,377
- 0
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Hygeine
- Whats worse than waking up with a lot of pubic hair stuck between your teeth? Waking up with a lump in your throat and a string hanging out of your...
- saneenough 01/21/2009
-
- 857
- 2
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Don't Talk With Your Mouth Full
- An Italian family is sitting at dinner and the father says to his oldest son, "Michael! Why you sucha fat fuck?" He says, "Pa pa,...
- miniminkas 12/19/2008
-
- 836
- 4
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Birds and Bees
- A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks...
- man1of1steel 12/07/2008
-
- 897
- 10
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Bad Office Partry
- John woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the...
- juffan 11/29/2008
-
- 1,319
- 9
- 1
-
-
-
joke
-
- Palin's Holes
- What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her pussy? Only one retarded thing came out of her pussy.
- mistabrown 11/19/2008
-
- 874
- 7
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Sarah Palin
- How is Sarah Palin's vagina and her mouth similar? 20% of the things that come out of it are retarded.
- MeGustanTetas 11/16/2008
-
- 675
- 4
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- TATTOO Dick
- A guy gets a tattoo on his dick thats says I love you he goes home to show his wife. He says" look honey I got at tattoo". He wips out his...
- chelseaamiller 11/11/2008
-
- 3,087
- 1
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- An obvious difference
- What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and vagina? Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded.
- ATgeobee 10/27/2008
-
- 635
- 1
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Let Me Cum
- This guy tells his wife "Let me cum in your ear". She says "no you trying to make me go deaf". He says "I cum in your mouth all the time and you...
- rdogw 09/03/2008
-
- 8,257
- 109
- 3
-
-
-
joke
-
- Lion Tamer
- Want to play lion tamer? you be the lion and I'll stick my head in your mouth.
- pokefan1 08/28/2008
-
- 768
- 2
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- goes in your mouth long and hard
- What goes in your mouth. long , hard ,and dry, and comes out soft ,wet, and sticky??? A stick of gum
- Danduman 08/22/2008
-
- 1,553
- 1
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Too drunk to drive
- A cop stops his police car when he sees a couple sitting on the curb. The chap is laying on his side with his trousers pulled down, the girl has her...
- djohn23 07/29/2008
-
- 1,040
- 3
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Tennis Lesson
- A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she is using the wrong grip. After several failed attempts to correct her, he...
- heyyyfalcooone 07/14/2008
-
- 546
- 3
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
- What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell, she has a grenade in her mouth
- EbaumsKing 07/13/2008
-
- 611
- 3
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?
- What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth? Einstein's dick.
- EbaumsKing 07/10/2008
-
- 646
- 0
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Women farts
- why don;t women fart?? they don;t keep their mouth shut long enough to build up enough pressure!!!!!
- mortgagemescott 03/19/2008
-
- 1,461
- 1
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Italian
- A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their...
- acillatemman 02/01/2008
-
- 740
- 5
- 1
-
-
-
joke
-
- Smartest Thing
- Q : What's the smartes thing ever to come out a womens mouth? A : Einstein's Cock
- ilikebananas 01/22/2008
-
- 423
- 0
- 0
-
