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- A Nun and a Condom.
- Two sweet little old ladies were standing outside their nursing home having a smoke when it started to rain. One lady pulled out a condom with the...
- ipaintHER 11/02/2011
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- The Secretary
- A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse. After work he invited his secretary...
- ipaintHER 11/02/2011
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- Naughty Nursing
- Two men were in the doctor's office. Each of them is to get a vasectomy. The nurse comes into the room and tells both men "Strip and put on...
- Frankielike 04/08/2010
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- Sex in the Dark
- A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After 15 minutes of this, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I...
- sunborg10 04/11/2009
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- The Bad Son
- A very religious couple were cleaning their sons room one day when the mother happened to find a very graphic bondage and discipline magazine stashed...
- baddozer 12/18/2008
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- The New Boyfriend
- Liv Tyler says to her doctor, "I have a new boyfriend, and he's only sixteen...I want you to operate on my private parts to make them smaller. I...
- miniminkas 12/11/2008
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- Sex in the Living Room
- A couple is in the living room. The husband says, "You're dry tonight." She says, "You're licking the rug."
- miniminkas 12/10/2008
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- Limbless Beach
- A guy's walking along the beach and sees a woman with no arms or legs. He walks up to her...on his own, obviously she couldn't wave him over...and...
- miniminkas 12/10/2008
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- The Gift of Life
- There are two statues in the park - one male, one female - and they've been facing each other for hundreds of years. One night, God sends down a bolt...
- miniminkas 12/09/2008
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- Marooned
- Two guys and a girl are marooned on a deserted island. After a week, the girl is so ashamed of what she's doing with the two guys, she kills...
- miniminkas 12/08/2008
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- naughty nursing
- Two men were in the doctor's office. Each of them is to get a vasectomy. The nurse comes into the room and tells both men "Strip and put on...
- kego_thundergod 12/02/2008
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- Long Ranger
- A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny's propensity for sexual...
- Zealousplaya2 10/31/2008
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- one month
- Little Johnny, on a day when he was being particularly reckless, was playing in the backyard one morning. Soon, some honeybees started swirling...
- Zealousplaya2 10/31/2008
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- Not in the Pool!
- Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool. "You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard....
- Zealousplaya2 10/31/2008
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- good thinking...
- A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on...
- Who_Dey 10/23/2008
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- blonde joke
- A blonde is showing off her new tattoo of a giant seashell on her upper inner thigh. Her friends ask her why she would get such a tattoo and in...
- lilstutzy 10/22/2008
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- Home early
- Little Johnny came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigormortis had set in and it was flat on its back with...
- Zealousplaya2 10/10/2008
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- Letter to santa
- You must be surprised that I'm writing you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred...
- Zealousplaya2 10/10/2008
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- The Naughty Preacher
- Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the 'Bible Belt,' there lived a Baptist minister with a very large congregation. One morning, after a...
- heyyyfalcooone 07/16/2008
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- Pictures Are Naughty
- The first grade class gathered around the teacher for a game of "Guess the Animal". The first picture the teacher held up was of a cat....
- CollegePics 01/30/2008
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