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- Never choke in a restaurant in the South
- Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table...
- Frankielike 08/02/2011
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- The Perfect Girl
- A friend asked a gentleman how it is that he never married. Replied the gentleman, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman ... I...
- pappas21 06/29/2011
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- A Girls First Time
- As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He...
- ciammettic 05/05/2011
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- Auto Mechanic
- How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? One of his fingers is clean
- armyboyy33 02/17/2011
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- smart blonde?
- What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but you never see them.
- sexydude001 12/30/2010
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- Generous lawyer
- A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge...
- BigBerto93 11/12/2010
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- site is good and sucking
- hahah this site suxs
- TheJcBros 10/02/2010
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- 9/11 Knock Knock
- **DISCLAIMER** If you have lost or known someone who lost a friend or relative in the 9/11 attacks, please use good judgement in viewing...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 09/10/2010
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- Elephants Never Forget
- In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a...
- Frankielike 06/16/2010
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- knock knock. 911 who?
- knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? i though you said that you would never forget.
- nitrofreak 05/11/2010
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- Never Piss off a Woman
- A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the...
- Frankielike 04/10/2010
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- Childrens books you'll never see
- CHILDREN'S BOOKS YOU'LL NEVER SEE "Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games" "You Were an...
- kaitones 07/29/2009
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- Husband Store
- A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a...
- saneenough 02/27/2009
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- 40 Reasons to Never Leave the House
- 1. Too much sun will give you skin cancer. 2. Going out would require wearing shoes, clothes, etc. 3. An icicle might fall on your head. Those...
- cripster 01/13/2009
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- A Nun walkes into a bar
- John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his...
- fattycat11 01/11/2009
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- Never Lend Money
- A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his wife. Shortly after leaving, the doorbell rings. It is her husbands best friend...
- pappas89 12/22/2008
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- 22 Things To Never Say To A Cop
- 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. Aren't you that...
- pappas89 12/21/2008
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- The Indian That Never Forgets
- Once a man was traveling through the west on vacation, when he saw a sign that said, "Meet the Indian Who Never Forgets, Next Exit". Well, being...
- footfknmaster 12/08/2008
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- Impossible to Please
- A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their...
- buckeyesr1 11/24/2008
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- 2 black eyes
- Q: What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? A: Nothing, she's been told twice already.
- Weber 10/13/2008
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- college paper
- 1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils. 2. Check your email. 3. Read over the...
- hamzzaa 10/01/2008
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