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    • The Perfect Girl

    • A friend asked a gentleman how it is that he never married. Replied the gentleman, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman ... I...
    • pappas21
      Uploaded 06/29/2011
      • 1.1k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • A Girls First Time

    • As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches...
    • ciammettic
      Uploaded 05/05/2011
      • 688 Views
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    • Auto Mechanic

    • How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? One of his fingers is clean
    • armyboyy33
      Uploaded 02/17/2011
      • 1.7k Views
      • 7 Comments
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    • smart blonde?

    • What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but you never see them.
    • sexydude001
      Uploaded 12/30/2010
      • 441 Views
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    • Generous lawyer

    • A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in...
    • BigBerto93
      Uploaded 11/12/2010
      • 875 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • 9/11 Knock Knock

    • **DISCLAIMER** If you have lost or known someone who lost a friend or relative in the 9/11 attacks, please use good judgement in viewing...
    • xckxgoaleprcaun
      Uploaded 09/10/2010
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      • 3 Comments
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    • Elephants Never Forget

    • In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a...
    • Frankielike
      Uploaded 06/16/2010
      • 3.7k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Never Piss off a Woman

    • A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the...
    • Frankielike
      Uploaded 04/10/2010
      • 1.5k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Husband Store

    • A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance ...
    • saneenough
      Uploaded 02/27/2009
      • 1.4k Views
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      • 1 Favorites
    • 40 Reasons to Never Leave the House

    • 1. Too much sun will give you skin cancer. 2. Going out would require wearing shoes, clothes, etc. 3. An icicle might fall on your head. Those...
    • cripster
      Uploaded 01/13/2009
      • 635 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A Nun walkes into a bar

    • John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at...
    • fattycat11
      Uploaded 01/11/2009
      • 578 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Never Lend Money

    • A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his wife. Shortly after leaving, the doorbell rings. It is her husbands best...
    • pappas89
      Uploaded 12/22/2008
      • 750 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • 22 Things To Never Say To A Cop

    • 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. Aren't you...
    • pappas89
      Uploaded 12/21/2008
      • 363 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Indian That Never Forgets

    • Once a man was traveling through the west on vacation, when he saw a sign that said, "Meet the Indian Who Never Forgets, Next Exit". Well, being...
    • footfknmaster
      Uploaded 12/08/2008
      • 2.2k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Impossible to Please

    • A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without...
    • buckeyesr1
      Uploaded 11/24/2008
      • 1k Views
      • 11 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • 2 black eyes

    • Q: What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? A: Nothing, she's been told twice already.
    • Weber
      Uploaded 10/13/2008
      • 1.1k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • college paper

    • 1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils. 2. Check your email. 3. Read over the...
    • hamzzaa
      Uploaded 10/01/2008
      • 634 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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