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- I sat my 8 year old son at the dining table and placed a bowl of sweets in front of him. I then left the room for 5 minutes as a test to see if he...
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- A guy and a girl were planning on going on a date to a new restaurant. The girl got ready and waited for her date to come pick her up. She waited for...
- AFatLemon 02/26/2012
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- mexican family portrait
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- itsbriand_bitch 01/13/2012
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- Drunk Girl
- This drunk girl, she came up to me, started hitting on me. At one point she actually started talking dirty to me, but I'm not real good with women. I...
- jedzhonor 01/06/2012
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- 23 Adult Truths
- 23 Adult Truths 1 Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 2. Nothing sucks more than that...
- PaulLovesAll 12/09/2011
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- All the jokes are linked to the end! DONT look at the tags.
- How do you fit 4 elephants in a Mini Cooper? 2 in the front 2 in the back. How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? Theres a...
- Voidxstallion 10/19/2011
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- Heard in Court
- This is at a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women. Defendant: Your Honor, I wish to change my plea. Judge: Is someone...
- rondetto 08/09/2011
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- In the kitchen sexist joke
- Q. Why don't women wear watches? . . A. There's a clock on the stove!
- BioWeapon 05/24/2011
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- Thats Not Fair!
- Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Sven looked the lady in...
- ImJustAKid 04/25/2011
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- what happend
- there was a crazy guy on top of a building yelling, IM GOING TO JUMP!!!. then a cop goes to him and says, not, dont do it you got so much to live...
- blandest666 04/21/2011
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- doctors ain't they terrible
- A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart. When the...
- wirecred102 04/13/2011
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- Never forget
- Knock Knock... -Who's there? 9/11 -9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.
- milf_magnet 02/09/2011
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- Growing Wild
- Here is this guy who really takes care of his body; he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day. One morning, he looks into the mirror and...
- wyattearp 12/10/2010
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- Fake Spaghetti
- What do you call fake spaghetti? -Impasta!
- ghostmetsada 09/15/2010
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- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
- randones13 08/26/2010
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- REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY RASCIST JOKE
- Q: What do u see behind a black guy carrying a stolen tv? A: his son holding the stolen DVD player
- clint620 08/19/2010
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- damn goblins
- One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden. "You're a...
- coldkon 08/09/2010
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- As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a...
- coldkon 08/09/2010
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- This is a joke
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- UrBaN 05/25/2010
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- Arizona's NEW Immigration Laws?
- New Immigration Laws: Read to the bottom or you will miss the message... 1. There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools. * * * *...
- geekhater 05/20/2010
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- The Most Retardedest Joke Ever.
- was at a Subway sandwich shop, and I said, 'Let me have a bun,' but she wouldn't sell me just a bun. She said it had to have something on it. She...
- Armytron 03/18/2010
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- Did You Ever Take A bath With Bubbles??
- Well He Is Back In Town And Wants Your Number...
- look_imaskater 03/13/2010
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- Why Can't I Own a Canadian?
- Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant...
- horrorfreak 03/10/2010
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- From 1558 until 1829, Roman Catholics in England were not permitted to practice their faith openly. Someone during that era wrote this carol as...
- roxanna_us 12/18/2009
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- Cinderella
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- WeeKing420 12/01/2009
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- How Many Ethiopian Can You Fit In A Bathtub?
- Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? A: None. They all keep falling down the drain.
- WeeKing420 11/30/2009
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- The Men's rules
- We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are OUR rules: Please note… these are...
- guinness13494 11/07/2009
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- most important events of 1988 not a joke but actual news
- THE MOST IMPORTANT EVENTS OF 1988 Reprinted from the San Francisco Sunday Examiner and Chronicle Nearly one in three American adults queried by...
- kaitones 09/25/2009
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- 10 Reasons Not To Jog
- 1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now & we don't know where the heck she is. 2. The only reason I...
- INSANE1234 08/15/2009
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- pianomusic joke of awesomeness
- Q. What happens when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A. A flat miner
- acountsandsuch 08/13/2009
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- animal tail joke
- Q. Where do animals go when they lose their tails? A. The Retail store
- acountsandsuch 08/13/2009
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- Farmers cows
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- rondetto 07/27/2009
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- where do you live?
- It's the middle of January. The coldest one in 50 years (and in Saskatchewan, that's saying something). Two friends are sitting in the bar,...
- horrorfreak 06/07/2009
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- Only 3 Doors
- An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain...
- ladj 05/13/2009
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- An economics professor at Texas Tech said he had failed very few students but had, once, failed an entire class. That class had insisted that...
- wxb200 04/02/2009
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- mirror mirror
- In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth — if you lie, you disappear....
- ms_2_thick 03/29/2009
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- yo mama so dumb
- so mama is so dumb she drowned in a empty pool
- cheeseboy829 03/18/2009
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