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    • Old Man
    • An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take...
    • boomshakalaka 09/13/2012
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    • Whore's Grandma
    • A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and...
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    • Middle School Reunion
    • So there were these three old-time friends who hadn't seen each in 40 years who meet and converse at their Middle School reunion. They get to...
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    • 7 Dollar Sex
    • An Arizona couple, both well into their 80's, go to a sex therapist's office.The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?' The man says, 'Will you...
    • fuzzywuzzy666 05/14/2012
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    • How to avoid a ticket.....
    • A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the...
    • poityb 05/10/2012
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    • Old man confused
    • There was a salty old man sitting in a wheel chair at a retirement home one day when this gorgeous young blond woman walks in and says "Today is...
    • nustierleonard 05/04/2012
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    • Death of a dick
    • A man at a retirement home was walking around with his zipper down holding his penis. A young nurse says "Why are you doing...
    • Mis85 04/25/2012
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    • Saving the Hat
    • Saving her hatAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind.A...
    • shell27 04/04/2012
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    • gotta love old people
    • A farmer stopped by the local mechanics' shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and...
    • stezie 03/16/2012
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    • Elderly conditioning
    • An elderly man goes into his doctors office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and says, "I'm sorry Bill, but we...
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    • Edna
    • This letter was sent to the School Principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for seniors. An elderly lady received a new radio...
    • fistingu 03/06/2012
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    • Yo Mamma
    • Yo Mamma's so old the milk in her titis is expired!
    • PVXX 02/22/2012
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    • Tea Time
    • One day while visiting my grandparents, my grandmother had to step out, and my grandfather was in charge of me. I was about 2 1/2 years old and I...
    • FinchCo 02/03/2012
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    • Old Ladies
    • Three little old ladies are sitting on a park bench relaxing. A man runs by opening his trench coat and exposing himself to the women. The...
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    • the hearing aids
    • An eldery patient gets hearing aids from a doctor. After short time, he meets the doctor again. Doctor, "Your hearing is perfect. Your...
    • winglesseagle 01/16/2012
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    • short term memory
    • An 80-year-old couple is having trouble remembering things, so they go to see their doctor to make sure there's nothing wrong. After an exam,...
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    • PINEAPPLE JUICE
    • Guys now, they're supposed to drink a lot of pineapple juice for the ladies. It's supposed to make the old BJ's a little more palatable. I wonder...
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    • Killer jigsaw puzzle
    • She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the...
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    • Up or Down Sex
    • At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to...
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    • Onions and Christmas Trees
    • A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son,...
    • kilr33 11/14/2011
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    • health issues
    • Three old men were sitting around talking about who had the worst health problems. The seventy-year-old said, "Have I got a problem. Every...
    • bsmiley 10/25/2011
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    • LITTLE OLD LADY
    • A cute little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They...
    • beast_radio 09/24/2011
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    • Growing old sucks A Limerick
    • Now that I am growing old, my pilot light is out. What used to be my sex appeal is now my waterspout. It used to be embarrassing to make...
    • Longview 09/17/2011
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    • Old man and his dog
    • An old man had a dog that was 15 years old.. He loved that dog like a kid... One day the dog got hit by a car.. He grabbed the dog up and ran...
    • bigewalksalone 09/17/2011
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    • Old Dogs
    • One day an old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading...
    • Zlima 08/30/2011
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    • Losing your memory
    • Some people say the worst part of getting older is the grey hair and weight gain. I say it's the forgetfullnes. It's bad enough to forget where I...
    • scubadude 08/17/2011
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    • Stray parrot
    • I found a stray Parrot on my porch this morning, and all he ever says is "Good morning you old fart"! Is he yours?
    • Barraman 08/14/2011
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    • Poor Hugh Hefner
    • It's too bad that Hugh Hefner keeps losing girl friends. But hell, at his age he's lucky he's not losing body parts.
    • scubadude 07/27/2011
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    • If the price is right...
    • A guy walks up to a girl and says "Excuse me m'am would you fuck me for a million dollars"? the girl responds "Yes, of course I...
    • BadBoyBen 07/27/2011
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    • Senility is not always bad
    • I don't think going senile would be all bad. Imagine all the money you'd save on magazines and newspapers. You could read the same issue everyday...
    • scubadude 07/24/2011
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    • Piece by Piece
    • I usually like to play chess with old bald men in the park, but it's usually hard to find 32 of them
    • simplytheish 07/21/2011
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    • Retired
    • Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, my wife and I...
    • KrosziZ 07/15/2011
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    • Joined at the tooth.
    • A old woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want any pain killers because...
    • 237g 07/14/2011
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    • Neighborly Help
    • An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,...
    • Eish_Ichu_Noht 07/01/2011
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    • OLD PEOPLE
    • HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.. WELL .. . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS...
    • Twidget 07/01/2011
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    • horny old man
    • There was an older man that was married to a much younger woman, and he was having trouble lasting long enough in bed. So he went to the doctor...
    • retardedkkk666 06/23/2011
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    • Old man Dirty Joke
    • Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, "I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a...
    • houdeka 06/22/2011
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    • LEARNING THROUGH THE YEARS
    • As I've Matured... I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in......
    • Twidget 06/14/2011
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