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- How to handle the I.R.S
- IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The...
- beast_radio 02/27/2013
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- How to cheat on your wife
- A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made...
- beast_radio 02/22/2013
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- Agnostics are so.....well, confused! Lol
- Then there was the dyslexic agnostic who had insomnia. He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a DOG
- badpuppy 12/22/2012
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- Mother-in-law love
- Two men are sitting at a bar when one glances at the TV set and says, "You know, I got a TV just like that for my mother-in-law." The guy next to him...
- badpuppy 12/22/2012
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- Bad news vs worse news
- A doctor says to his patient, "I have some bad news and some worse news. The bad news is that you have only 24 hours to live." The patient...
- badpuppy 12/22/2012
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- Death row Bieber song
- Two convicts, Muggsy and Bugsy, were about to be executed. The warden says to Muggsy, "Do you have a last request?" The condemned man says,...
- badpuppy 12/22/2012
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- Set your priorities
- A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and...
- beast_radio 12/02/2012
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- food
- jokester: hey have you ever had Ethiopian food random ass fucker:no jokester: neither have they oooh
- superjabomb 04/02/2012
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- Aspied
- An Aspie walks into a bar and he get's drunk. He then tells the bartender: "You know what? I've never had any inhibitions in the...
- buckjoseph 01/16/2012
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- political joke
- While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the...
- willie1170 11/27/2011
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- workers
- A passerby noticed a couple of city workers working along the city sidewalks. The man was quite impressed with their hard work, but he couldn't...
- willie1170 11/27/2011
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- doctor doctor oh wait thats for me...
- The physician writing out a prescription for his hypertensive cardiac patient: “Diazepam 5mg (tranquilizer) TDS". The patient’s wife asks,...
- willie1170 10/12/2011
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- big butt :
- A man takes his dog to the vet. “My dog is crossed eyed, is there anything you can do for him? “Well,” says the vet, “let’s take a look at him.” So...
- willie1170 10/12/2011
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- one big family
- A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day. She...
- willie1170 10/12/2011
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- Stephan Hawkings Date Fail
- Stephen Hawking is getting ready to go on his first date for 20 years. Hes all excited and giggly. His room mate thinks its funny and wishes him luck...
- willie1170 10/09/2011
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- must read this!!!!
- A man sitting on his porch watched as his neighbor walked along the sidewalk carrying a ton of chicken wire. "Where are you going with all...
- willie1170 10/09/2011
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- hospitals...
- Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student aide, Sam found one elderly gentleman...
- willie1170 10/09/2011
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- omg
- The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the town’s preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest...
- willie1170 10/09/2011
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- IRS
- The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed up at the appointed time and place with all his financial records,...
- willie1170 10/09/2011
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- betty sue
- A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, "What was...
- willie1170 10/09/2011
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- job interveiw questions
- Job Interview Question You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for...
- willie1170 10/09/2011
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- A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said "I will grant you three wishes,...
- willie1170 10/09/2011
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- three guys
- Three guys go in for a job interview, all at the same office. The first one goes in for his interview and the interviewer says, "What's the...
- willie1170 10/09/2011
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- tech support?
- Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer: "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up...
- willie1170 10/09/2011
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- insurance
- The barn at Larry and Susan's farm burned down, and Susan called the insurance company. Susan: "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand...
- willie1170 10/09/2011
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- teachers lol
- A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand...
- willie1170 08/15/2011
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- bars n farrys
- Steve lived in Stated Island, NY and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferry home every night. One evening, he got sown to the ferry and found...
- willie1170 08/13/2011
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- lawyers
- chek dis out !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmif your laywer doesnt know the law get one that knows the judge
- willie1170 07/27/2011
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- joe and college
- Joe, a college student, was taking a course in ornithology, the study of birds. The night before the biggest test of the semester, Joe spent all...
- willie1170 07/25/2011
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- tech support?
- Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer: "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up...
- willie1170 07/19/2011
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- Gingers...
- Why do people hate gingers so? well for one their pubes look like they fucked a bag of cheetos.....
- verscharren 07/18/2011
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- "I Know Your Secret!"
- Two boys were talking and the one said to the other, "There is a easy way to get what you want." The other boy said, "How?"...
- Eish_Ichu_Noht 07/01/2011
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- Magic Elevator
- A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls...
- Eish_Ichu_Noht 07/01/2011
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- Five Very Important Rules For Men
- 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who...
- Eish_Ichu_Noht 07/01/2011
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- Neighborly Help
- An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take...
- Eish_Ichu_Noht 07/01/2011
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- Two-Hour Delay
- A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living...
- Eish_Ichu_Noht 07/01/2011
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- Rhythm Farting
- I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas...
- Eish_Ichu_Noht 07/01/2011
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- But You're Thinking!
- Teacher: Good morning class I have a couple of riddles to start off this morning. I have something here that's round red and good to eat? Sarah:...
- Eish_Ichu_Noht 07/01/2011
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- batty
- Two bats are hanging in their cave. One turns to the other and says, "Oh, I'm really thirsty for some fresh blood." The other bat is...
- willie1170 04/24/2011
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- eeeewwww
- A lonely stranger went into a deserted restaurant and ordered the breakfast special. When his order arrived, he looked up at the waitress and asked,...
- willie1170 04/22/2011
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