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- Taylor Swifts New Single
- As many of you probably heard, Taylor Swift recently broke up with Harry from one direction. Her next hit single will in all likelihood be called...
- jiggersnot 01/16/2013
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- What Direction Do Five Gay Guys Walk?
- One Direction
- KillJest 12/24/2012
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- I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
- CyanideScemo 04/10/2012
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- 30 Cheesy Pick Up Lines
- Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong! Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! Baby, I'm no Fred...
- Lucky_Lotto 04/08/2012
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- Lepers playing poker....
- Did you hear about the two lepers playing poker ? one thru there hand in the other laughed his head off..........
- shell27 04/04/2012
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- One Liners
- If I had a nickel for every time I failed math, I would have 23 cents I saw a man at the beach yelling "Help, shark! Help!" I just...
- klabeaune 04/01/2012
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- MAGIC MUSHROOMS
- I took them one time. I apparently had way too many. I was walking around outside. I ended up wandering into a Best Buy because I thought it was the...
- jedzhonor 01/06/2012
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- CRAZY EXPRESSIONS
- Expressions are crazy. How about the one, 'What crawled up your ass and died?' That's a strange one; it means a person's in a bad mood or whatever....
- jedzhonor 01/06/2012
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- Drunk Girl
- This drunk girl, she came up to me, started hitting on me. At one point she actually started talking dirty to me, but I'm not real good with women. I...
- jedzhonor 01/06/2012
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- A Ferrari And A Boner
- What's the difference between a Ferrari and a boner? I don't have a Ferrari right now.
- KojaStilez 12/14/2011
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- Mom and three kids
- There is a mom who has three kids, 2 girls and 1 boy. One day her daughter comes to her and asks mommy why did you name me Daisy. The mom says...
- RAMIProductions 09/05/2011
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- Blonde 1 liners
- I knew a blonde that was so stupid that........... 1. she called me to get my phone number. 2. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box...
- RedRocketPower 08/30/2011
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- Midgets Delight
- Why do midgets giggle? Cause the grass tickles their nuts.
- Moreaphid 07/06/2011
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- The Creation of the Opposite Sex
- One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God... "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?"...
- pappas21 06/29/2011
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- Cool quotes and funny one-liners
- A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a...
- burnt_out 06/09/2011
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- Helen Keller jokes
- Q. Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? A. she needs the other to moan with. Q: Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the...
- DarkShadow 05/14/2011
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- My Girl
- My Girl walks into a bar. She says, to the bartender, "Can I get a "suck It?" The bartender eats her out....
- KojaStilez 04/06/2011
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- riddle-how do you get out alivie
- you are stuck in a room with only two door to escape. one door has a bunch of ninja's that will kill anyone who enters and the other room has a bunch...
- stewyboy17 03/08/2011
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- 5 threats that will strike fear into any opponent.
- 1. "I'm gonna hit you right in the mouth -- in the middle of a mall food court." 2. "I'm going to break your left leg with a hockey...
- nateoryan 02/11/2011
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- Have no fear of perfection “youll never reach it. ~Salvador Dali Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the...
- burnt_out 02/08/2011
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- best bar
- A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place. Then the Scotsman...
- kishandobaria 01/15/2011
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- One Wish
- "I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like...
- briantreybig 01/14/2011
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- what women would do if they had a penis for a day
- 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up...
- kishandobaria 01/13/2011
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- Glad to be drunk
- A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've...
- BigBerto93 11/12/2010
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- Cowboy and Centaur
- A cowboy got thirsty and stopped by a saloon. He tied his horse to a post and went inside. He then ordered a glass of whiskey, soon followed by...
- P00KY 10/26/2010
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- best one liners of all time
- All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. A waffle is like a pancake with syrup...
- joshmeister 09/04/2010
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- gay bar
- So this gay guy walks into a bar...uh, wait, actually he backed up into it.
- joshmeister 09/04/2010
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- Whats funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
- Whats funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees
- CrayonsFTW 08/05/2010
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- fookin' one
- Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me...
- samiall 05/12/2010
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- a lone farmer plowing a field
- Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got...
- 237g 05/02/2010
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- emo
- I wish my lawn was emo so that it would cut itself.
- kyle_ex_machina 04/23/2010
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- depression
- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
- kyle_ex_machina 04/23/2010
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- math
- Dear Math, Grow up and solve your own damn problems.
- kyle_ex_machina 04/23/2010
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- 2 Plumbers
- The cesspool was leaking, so plumbers came to fix it. One of them dives into the shit pool and comes out in a few seconds, all covered in crap....
- P00KY 04/03/2010
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- Flying on Air force One.
- Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very...
- LTlingerie 01/03/2010
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- Train hits catholic bus
- A train hits a bus filled with catholic school girls and they all perish.They are in heaven trying too enter the pearly gates when St.Peter asks the...
- knightfisher 12/23/2009
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- Jewish man, a Canadian, and an African man
- A Jewish, a Canadian, and an African man walk into a bar and the barte----- Repost!
- CHARLIEMAJOR 12/14/2009
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- Tiger woods one liner
- Whats the difference between an suv and a golf ball? Tiger woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards
- Frankielike 12/02/2009
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