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    • Taylor Swifts New Single

    • As many of you probably heard, Taylor Swift recently broke up with Harry from one direction. Her next hit single will in all likelihood be...
    • jiggersnot
      Uploaded 01/16/2013
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    • 30 Cheesy Pick Up Lines

    • Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong! Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! Baby, I'm no Fred...
    • Lucky_Lotto
      Uploaded 04/08/2012
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    • Lepers playing poker....

    • Did you hear about the two lepers playing poker ? one thru there hand in the other laughed his head off..........
    • shell27
      Uploaded 04/04/2012
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    • One Liners

    • If I had a nickel for every time I failed math, I would have 23 cents I saw a man at the beach yelling "Help, shark! Help!" I just...
    • klabeaune
      Uploaded 04/01/2012
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    • MAGIC MUSHROOMS

    • I took them one time. I apparently had way too many. I was walking around outside. I ended up wandering into a Best Buy because I thought it was...
    • jedzhonor
      Uploaded 01/06/2012
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    • CRAZY EXPRESSIONS

    • Expressions are crazy. How about the one, 'What crawled up your ass and died?' That's a strange one; it means a person's in a bad mood or...
    • jedzhonor
      Uploaded 01/06/2012
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    • Drunk Girl

    • This drunk girl, she came up to me, started hitting on me. At one point she actually started talking dirty to me, but I'm not real good with...
    • jedzhonor
      Uploaded 01/06/2012
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    • Mom and three kids

    • There is a mom who has three kids, 2 girls and 1 boy. One day her daughter comes to her and asks mommy why did you name me Daisy. The mom says...
    • RAMIProductions
      Uploaded 09/05/2011
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    • Blonde 1 liners

    • I knew a blonde that was so stupid that........... 1. she called me to get my phone number. 2. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice...
    • RedRocketPower
      Uploaded 08/30/2011
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    • Call Girl

    • I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when...
    • pappas21
      Uploaded 06/29/2011
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    • Lips

    • I saw two sore lips walking down the road the other day... i said hello chaps
    • wheewhee
      Uploaded 06/21/2011
      • 1.1k Views
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    • Cool quotes and funny one-liners

    • A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a...
    • burnt_out
      Uploaded 06/09/2011
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    • Helen Keller jokes

    • Q. Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? A. she needs the other to moan with. Q: Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off...
    • DarkShadow
      Uploaded 05/14/2011
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    • My Girl

    • My Girl walks into a bar. She says, to the bartender, "Can I get a "suck It?" The bartender eats her out....
    • KojaStilez
      Uploaded 04/06/2011
      • 935 Views
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    • riddle-how do you get out alivie

    • you are stuck in a room with only two door to escape. one door has a bunch of ninja's that will kill anyone who enters and the other room has a...
    • stewyboy17
      Uploaded 03/08/2011
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    • Cool quotes and funny one-liners

    • Have no fear of perfection youll never reach it. ~Salvador Dali Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the...
    • burnt_out
      Uploaded 02/08/2011
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    • best bar

    • A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place. Then the Scotsman...
    • kishandobaria
      Uploaded 01/15/2011
      • 494 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • One Wish

    • "I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like...
    • briantreybig
      Uploaded 01/14/2011
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    • Glad to be drunk

    • A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said,...
    • BigBerto93
      Uploaded 11/12/2010
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    • Cowboy and Centaur

    • A cowboy got thirsty and stopped by a saloon. He tied his horse to a post and went inside. He then ordered a glass of whiskey, soon followed by...
    • P00KY
      Uploaded 10/26/2010
      • 1.7k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • best one liners of all time

    • All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. A waffle is like a pancake with...
    • joshmeister
      Uploaded 09/04/2010
      • 16.3k Views
      • 9 Comments
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    • gay bar

    • So this gay guy walks into a bar...uh, wait, actually he backed up into it.
    • joshmeister
      Uploaded 09/04/2010
      • 832 Views
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    • fookin' one

    • Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me...
    • samiall
      Uploaded 05/12/2010
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    • a lone farmer plowing a field

    • Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they...
    • 237g
      Uploaded 05/02/2010
      • 1.8k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • emo

    • I wish my lawn was emo so that it would cut itself.
    • kyle_ex_machina
      Uploaded 04/23/2010
      • 1k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • math

    • Dear Math, Grow up and solve your own damn problems.
    • kyle_ex_machina
      Uploaded 04/23/2010
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      • 5 Comments
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    • 2 Plumbers

    • The cesspool was leaking, so plumbers came to fix it. One of them dives into the shit pool and comes out in a few seconds, all covered in crap....
    • P00KY
      Uploaded 04/03/2010
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      • 3 Comments
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    • Flying on Air force One.

    • Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very...
    • LTlingerie
      Uploaded 01/03/2010
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      • 11 Comments
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    • Train hits catholic bus

    • A train hits a bus filled with catholic school girls and they all perish.They are in heaven trying too enter the pearly gates when St.Peter asks...
    • knightfisher
      Uploaded 12/23/2009
      • 2.6k Views
      • 47 Comments
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