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    • Taylor Swifts New Single
    • As many of you probably heard, Taylor Swift recently broke up with Harry from one direction. Her next hit single will in all likelihood be...
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    • 30 Cheesy Pick Up Lines
    • Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong! Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! Baby, I'm no Fred...
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    • One Liners
    • If I had a nickel for every time I failed math, I would have 23 cents I saw a man at the beach yelling "Help, shark! Help!" I just...
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    • MAGIC MUSHROOMS
    • I took them one time. I apparently had way too many. I was walking around outside. I ended up wandering into a Best Buy because I thought it was...
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    • CRAZY EXPRESSIONS
    • Expressions are crazy. How about the one, 'What crawled up your ass and died?' That's a strange one; it means a person's in a bad mood or...
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    • Drunk Girl
    • This drunk girl, she came up to me, started hitting on me. At one point she actually started talking dirty to me, but I'm not real good with...
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    • Mom and three kids
    • There is a mom who has three kids, 2 girls and 1 boy. One day her daughter comes to her and asks mommy why did you name me Daisy. The mom says...
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    • Blonde 1 liners
    • I knew a blonde that was so stupid that........... 1. she called me to get my phone number. 2. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice...
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    • Call Girl
    • I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when...
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    • Lips
    • I saw two sore lips walking down the road the other day... i said hello chaps
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    • Helen Keller jokes
    • Q. Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? A. she needs the other to moan with. Q: Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off...
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    • My Girl
    • My Girl walks into a bar. She says, to the bartender, "Can I get a "suck It?" The bartender eats her out....
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    • best bar
    • A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place. Then the Scotsman...
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    • One Wish
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    • Glad to be drunk
    • A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said,...
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    • Cowboy and Centaur
    • A cowboy got thirsty and stopped by a saloon. He tied his horse to a post and went inside. He then ordered a glass of whiskey, soon followed by...
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    • gay bar
    • So this gay guy walks into a bar...uh, wait, actually he backed up into it.
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    • fookin' one
    • Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me...
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    • a lone farmer plowing a field
    • Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they...
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    • 2 Plumbers
    • The cesspool was leaking, so plumbers came to fix it. One of them dives into the shit pool and comes out in a few seconds, all covered in crap....
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    • Flying on Air force One.
    • Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very...
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    • Train hits catholic bus
    • A train hits a bus filled with catholic school girls and they all perish.They are in heaven trying too enter the pearly gates when St.Peter asks...
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