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- Guy goes to the hospital
- This man has oral cancer and goes to the hospital. All he wants is coffee and is vehemently denied. After a few days a nurse gives in and says,...
- hiphoppotsamust 05/06/2013
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- The Shocker
- What's The Shocker you ask? Two in the pink, one in the stink, two in the goo, one in the poo, two in the chocco, one in the taco, two in the pank,...
- nustierleonard 05/30/2012
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- A mans wife is in a coma in the hospital...
- The man, exhausted, sleeps in the waiting room as the nurse gives his wife a towel bath. As the nurse does this, she notices a slight movement from...
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- Riddle me this
- Here is a riddle for the true intellectual. Try to come up with the answer on your own. The answer is at the bottom for those who are unable to...
- brenan85 03/05/2012
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- Never Assume Men Understand
- A man's wife had been in a coma for months and suddenly when the nurses were washing her private parts they noticed the heart monitor change. So they...
- PrintRoomDan 10/07/2011
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- West Virginia State Fair...
- A young girl from WV hears on the radio that the state fair was coming to town, she began to get very excited! Not many exciting things come to WV,...
- CAMBOT 12/29/2010
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- Triple Trouble
- The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts all died in a three-way plane crash. When the got to heaven, St. Peter was annoyed. He told them that they...
- tarduk8980 07/06/2010
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- Oral Sex Advice
- Oral sex is a lot like regular sex: you probably don't get enough of it, it's not like it is in the movies and it's over WAY too fast. So how do...
- Sysko 02/06/2010
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- Rude Alarm
- So, according to Cosmo, women love oral sex in the morning. So I thought I'd try it out on my girlfriend for her birthday. A few minutes before the...
- lorddread 08/31/2009
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- Coma
- When the nurse was bathing a female patient who had been in a coma for many months, she noticed a reaction when placing a sponge between her legs....
- Shadow_Dawg 08/13/2009
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- Tuna Surprise
- Q. What does eating pussy have in common with smoking a cigarette? A. The closer you get to the butt, the stronger the taste.
- Jackassory1982 07/21/2009
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- jewish oral sex
- why dont jews like oral sex? because its too close to the gas chamber.
- cbvenne32 05/29/2009
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- Scam Warning
- Scam warning at Westfields Shopping Centre A warning for any of your male friends who may be regular customers at any shopping centre near you....
- RedLesPaul 05/22/2009
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- Difference between oral and anal
- Q. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? . . A. Oral sex makes your day; anal sex makes your hole weak.
- mortgagemescott 05/06/2009
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- Oral Sex Survey
- A study was recently conducted by the American Psychological Association of America (APAA) to determine behaviors of people with regard to giving and...
- TheCommentator 05/05/2009
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- Whole Week
- Oral will make your day, Anal will make your hole weak
- disturbedken 04/19/2009
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- Blow Jobs
- Q: Why don't homeless bums like blow jobs? A: Homeless bums don't like any jobs.
- saneenough 02/16/2009
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- 1 thing this couple has in common
- A married couple goes to a marriage counselor to work out some problems. The counselor sits them on the couch and says 'For starters, lets talk...
- Mikemisat 02/14/2009
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- Pig shooting, oral or anal
- One afternoon a man says to his wife, you, me and the dogs are going pig shooting. They pack the truck and head off. They get there late at night and...
- mortgagemescott 02/13/2009
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- Difference between oral and anal
- When I was a child, I asked my mother "What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?" She replied "Oral sex makes your day,...
- mortgagemescott 02/11/2009
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- Vocabulary Lesson
- The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary lesson. The teacher said, "Alfalfa, use the word love in a...
- dcervenka05 02/08/2009
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- Standardized guide to baseball metaphors
- Do you remember middle school/junior high/high school? If so, do you remember talking about 'the bases' with your friends? "Yeah man, at the...
- dcervenka05 02/04/2009
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- Fishing Trip
- A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, "Wife, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog." The wife...
- dcervenka05 02/02/2009
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- pet frog
- An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained that she was recently divorced, and was looking for a...
- dcervenka05 01/21/2009
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- The Coma Cure
- A woman is in the hospital in a coma. Nurses come in one day to give her a sponge bath when they notice that when they start to wash around her...
- Ryan1966 01/19/2009
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- What's black and blue and doesn't like oral sex?
- What's Black and Blue and doesn't like oral sex? My nephew
- unvmyskillz 01/16/2009
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- Two hobos on the tracks
- Two homeless men are walking down a set of railroad tracks one day. One turns to the other and says, "I must be the luckiest guy around."...
- korbyn 01/10/2009
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- Joke Old man at the sex club
- An old retired guy's wife dies and he collects a bunch of money from her life insurance. He decides to join an expensive nudism/sex club on a...
- scrapple 12/21/2008
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- naughty nursing
- Two men were in the doctor's office. Each of them is to get a vasectomy. The nurse comes into the room and tells both men "Strip and put on...
- kego_thundergod 12/02/2008
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- Lock Lover
- One night, a man and his lady friend were about to enter his apartment, when, before he could open the door, she said, “Wait a minute, I can tell...
- dcervenka05 12/02/2008
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- DIRTY BUM
- A homeless bum was standing outside an office building asking for change. A well-dressed young lady, with both hands full with a briefcase and a cup...
- TheCommentator 11/13/2008
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- Oral Stimulation
- A nurse is giving a sponge bath to a woman in a coma when she notices a response on the vital-signs monitor when she touches the lady's private...
- mrsirsouth 11/07/2008
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- The Dummy
- A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going...
- milestyles55 10/20/2008
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- wife in coma
- A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and...
- emanon 10/17/2008
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- Cigarettes Women
- Q: What do smoking a cigarette, and eating a girl out have in common? A: The flavor gets stronger the closer you get to the butt.
- JISM22 10/13/2008
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- Going DOWNtown
- One evening, a man and his girlfriend were having a sexual encounter. The guy asks her to "go downtown." So, with a sigh, she gets on her...
- mortgagemescott 10/09/2008
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- Genie's problems
- A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie. He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish....
- Ty_Kane 09/29/2008
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