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    • Queen.

    • I heard the Queen's got diarrhoea Nobody will have seen royal skidmarks as bad as this since that tunnel in Paris.
    • awooga
      Uploaded 03/13/2013
      • 205 Views
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    • What's the difference..

    • What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman? A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man...
    • stikman520
      Uploaded 10/08/2011
      • 722 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • old hunter joke

    • Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his...
    • stikman520
      Uploaded 10/08/2011
      • 323 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Pirate Joke

    • A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible." "What do you mean?"...
    • drawgud
      Uploaded 07/13/2011
      • 751 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Lawyer Joke

    • A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle,...
    • zKrunchy
      Uploaded 10/24/2010
      • 605 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • White Joke

    • What do you call a bench full of white people? The NBA
    • zKrunchy
      Uploaded 10/23/2010
      • 557 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Fast Indian

    • A truck driver comes across a stranded idian on the road and decides to pick him up. 5 miles down the road the idian says "me need pee, me...
    • Prograstabater
      Uploaded 07/09/2010
      • 1.1k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Did it hurt?

    • Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven. Cause it looks like you landed right on your face.
    • deathbysnuusnuu
      Uploaded 06/12/2010
      • 3.6k Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Shark Attack

    • One day two brothers, Jack & John decide to go out diving for seafood. They quickly manage to fill up a sack of seafood so Jack decides...
    • Homer_Simpson
      Uploaded 01/11/2010
      • 1.1k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A Serious Auto Accident

    • It was a pretty serious auto accident. Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt, his face smashed into the windshield. In a strange twist of...
    • BrandonAR
      Uploaded 11/17/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Pickled Penis

    • There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem....
    • duderinoMCduder
      Uploaded 07/25/2009
      • 749 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A round of golf

    • A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed...
    • rondetto
      Uploaded 05/22/2009
      • 615 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • ouch

    • A guy walks into a bar and says ouch that hurt
    • woodthegood
      Uploaded 04/09/2009
      • 532 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • 3 men get married

    • Three men wanted to get married. The first man married a woman that was Polish. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning....
    • Mikemisat
      Uploaded 04/03/2009
      • 1.7k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dirty Grandma

    • It's Billy's 11th birthday. He bets his dad can't guess his birthday and dad gives up and says i don't know. Billy says, I'm 11 daddy. He...
    • guitarlover
      Uploaded 03/07/2009
      • 1.8k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • funny ass joke

    • kncock kncok. its your face here. im gonna knock you out. big nig. you have a nubby caaack. whos there??? its a caaaaack a doodle doo
    • ryana8888
      Uploaded 01/11/2009
      • 2.8k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Wrap your weiner, or else!

    • A young soldier won an all expenses paid vacations to the Orient for 7 days, on a radio contest. He decided that he would spend each night with a...
    • woozel121
      Uploaded 01/04/2009
      • 471 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Broken Penis

    • A man went to have plastic surgery on his penis. The surgeon examined him and asked, "What happened?" "Well, doc, I live in...
    • jrez2193
      Uploaded 11/30/2008
      • 1.7k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Ancient Chinese Torture

    • A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man...
    • TheMajor
      Uploaded 11/20/2008
      • 749 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • CAB DRIVER

    • A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for the...
    • thugknifer
      Uploaded 10/08/2008
      • 1.6k Views
      • 10 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Ouch

    • A man ran into a building. He said, "Ouch".
    • sancho08
      Uploaded 10/03/2008
      • 598 Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • 3 wishes

    • A man reaches the summit of a mountain he was climbing and sits down to rest. He spots a genie lamp near the edge of the cliff and decides to...
    • Mazzari99
      Uploaded 09/03/2008
      • 970 Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Fix the damn lawnmower

    • Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is usually the husband. When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't...
    • Mikemisat
      Uploaded 08/14/2008
      • 825 Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Butthole stretcher.

    • A man is speeding down a highway. A cop is sitting under the overpass with a radar gun and sees him. The cop speeds after the guy and pulls him...
    • Ottovan22
      Uploaded 06/23/2008
      • 1.9k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Vise

    • A man came home just in time to find his lover in bed with another man. In a total rage, he dragged his lover down the stairs to the garage and...
    • mCkEnZi444
      Uploaded 06/15/2008
      • 574 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Bar

    • A guy walks into the bar. Ouch
    • steng2495
      Uploaded 06/09/2008
      • 652 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Washcloth

    • There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day, the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked. He asked his mother...
    • ILikeIt
      Uploaded 06/05/2008
      • 864 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • ouch and double ouch

    • A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his around his waist, and the woman...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 06/04/2008
      • 549 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • vampire bat

    • A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon...
    • 1234a
      Uploaded 05/10/2008
      • 822 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Whore House Pt2

    • So the same guy walks into the whore house and starts talkin to the lil old asian lady again and says Hey lady today im feeling good , gimmi the...
    • WaRp
      Uploaded 05/03/2008
      • 661 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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