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    • Queen.
    • I heard the Queen's got diarrhoea Nobody will have seen royal skidmarks as bad as this since that tunnel in Paris.
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    • What's the difference..
    • What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman? A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man...
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    • old hunter joke
    • Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his...
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    • The Pirate Joke
    • A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible." "What do you mean?"...
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    • Lawyer Joke
    • A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle,...
    • zKrunchy 10/24/2010
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    • Fast Indian
    • A truck driver comes across a stranded idian on the road and decides to pick him up. 5 miles down the road the idian says "me need pee, me...
    • Prograstabater 07/09/2010
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    • Shark Attack
    • One day two brothers, Jack & John decide to go out diving for seafood. They quickly manage to fill up a sack of seafood so Jack decides...
    • Homer_Simpson 01/11/2010
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    • A Serious Auto Accident
    • It was a pretty serious auto accident. Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt, his face smashed into the windshield. In a strange twist of...
    • BrandonAR 11/17/2009
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    • The Pickled Penis
    • There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem....
    • duderinoMCduder 07/25/2009
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    • A round of golf
    • A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed...
    • rondetto 05/22/2009
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    • 3 men get married
    • Three men wanted to get married. The first man married a woman that was Polish. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning....
    • Mikemisat 04/03/2009
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    • Dirty Grandma
    • It's Billy's 11th birthday. He bets his dad can't guess his birthday and dad gives up and says i don't know. Billy says, I'm 11 daddy. He...
    • guitarlover 03/07/2009
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    • funny ass joke
    • kncock kncok. its your face here. im gonna knock you out. big nig. you have a nubby caaack. whos there??? its a caaaaack a doodle doo
    • ryana8888 01/11/2009
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    • Wrap your weiner, or else!
    • A young soldier won an all expenses paid vacations to the Orient for 7 days, on a radio contest. He decided that he would spend each night with a...
    • woozel121 01/04/2009
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    • Broken Penis
    • A man went to have plastic surgery on his penis. The surgeon examined him and asked, "What happened?" "Well, doc, I live in...
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    • Ancient Chinese Torture
    • A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man...
    • TheMajor 11/20/2008
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    • CAB DRIVER
    • A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for the...
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    • Ouch
    • A man ran into a building. He said, "Ouch".
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    • 3 wishes
    • A man reaches the summit of a mountain he was climbing and sits down to rest. He spots a genie lamp near the edge of the cliff and decides to...
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    • Fix the damn lawnmower
    • Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is usually the husband. When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't...
    • Mikemisat 08/14/2008
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    • Butthole stretcher.
    • A man is speeding down a highway. A cop is sitting under the overpass with a radar gun and sees him. The cop speeds after the guy and pulls him...
    • Ottovan22 06/23/2008
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    • Vise
    • A man came home just in time to find his lover in bed with another man. In a total rage, he dragged his lover down the stairs to the garage and...
    • mCkEnZi444 06/15/2008
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    • Washcloth
    • There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day, the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked. He asked his mother...
    • ILikeIt 06/05/2008
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    • ouch and double ouch
    • A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his around his waist, and the woman...
    • ghoul_69 06/04/2008
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    • vampire bat
    • A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon...
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    • The Whore House Pt2
    • So the same guy walks into the whore house and starts talkin to the lil old asian lady again and says Hey lady today im feeling good , gimmi the...
    • WaRp 05/03/2008
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