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- What's the difference..
- What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman? A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams...
- stikman520 10/08/2011
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- What's the difference between love and herpes?
- Love doesn't last forever.
- stikman520 10/08/2011
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- Why don't women wear watches?
- There's a clock on the stove!
- stikman520 10/08/2011
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- What did the elephant say to the naked man?
- "How do you breath through something so small?" lolz
- stikman520 10/08/2011
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- old hunter joke
- Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his...
- stikman520 10/08/2011
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- The Pirate Joke
- A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible." "What do you mean?" said...
- drawgud 07/13/2011
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- chuck norris they never get old
- Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as giraffes.
- chris13726 01/28/2011
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- Lawyer Joke
- A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm...
- zKrunchy 10/24/2010
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- White Joke
- What do you call a bench full of white people? The NBA
- zKrunchy 10/23/2010
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- Fast Indian
- A truck driver comes across a stranded idian on the road and decides to pick him up. 5 miles down the road the idian says "me need pee, me need...
- Prograstabater 07/09/2010
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- Did it hurt?
- Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven. Cause it looks like you landed right on your face.
- deathbysnuusnuu 06/12/2010
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- Shark Attack
- One day two brothers, Jack & John decide to go out diving for seafood. They quickly manage to fill up a sack of seafood so Jack decides to...
- Homer_Simpson 01/11/2010
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- A Serious Auto Accident
- It was a pretty serious auto accident. Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt, his face smashed into the windshield. In a strange twist of fate,...
- BrandonAR 11/17/2009
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- The Pickled Penis
- There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem. The...
- duderinoMCduder 07/25/2009
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- A round of golf
- A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed...
- rondetto 05/22/2009
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- ouch
- A guy walks into a bar and says ouch that hurt
- woodthegood 04/09/2009
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- 3 men get married
- Three men wanted to get married. The first man married a woman that was Polish. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It...
- Mikemisat 04/03/2009
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- Dirty Grandma
- It's Billy's 11th birthday. He bets his dad can't guess his birthday and dad gives up and says i don't know. Billy says, I'm 11 daddy. He then...
- guitarlover 03/07/2009
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- funny ass joke
- kncock kncok. its your face here. im gonna knock you out. big nig. you have a nubby caaack. whos there??? its a caaaaack a doodle doo
- ryana8888 01/11/2009
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- Wrap your weiner, or else!
- A young soldier won an all expenses paid vacations to the Orient for 7 days, on a radio contest. He decided that he would spend each night with a...
- woozel121 01/04/2009
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- lil wayne eminem whos better
- eminem or lil wayne? best rapper alive?
- nmemike 12/06/2008
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- Broken Penis
- A man went to have plastic surgery on his penis. The surgeon examined him and asked, "What happened?" "Well, doc, I live in a...
- jrez2193 11/30/2008
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- Ancient Chinese Torture
- A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a...
- TheMajor 11/20/2008
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- CAB DRIVER
- A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for the...
- thugknifer 10/08/2008
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- Fix the damn lawnmower
- Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is usually the husband. When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run,...
- Mikemisat 08/14/2008
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- So there was this chicken.....
- What do you get when your donkey eats the legs off of my chicken? Two feet of my cock in your ass.
- thewoz 07/30/2008
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- Butthole stretcher.
- A man is speeding down a highway. A cop is sitting under the overpass with a radar gun and sees him. The cop speeds after the guy and pulls him...
- Ottovan22 06/23/2008
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- Vise
- A man came home just in time to find his lover in bed with another man. In a total rage, he dragged his lover down the stairs to the garage and put...
- mCkEnZi444 06/15/2008
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- ouch and double ouch
- A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his around his waist, and the woman had...
- ghoul_69 06/04/2008
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- What's a Bad Day For a Blonde?
- she cant find her pencil and her tampon is behind her ear
- Vampire_Lover95 05/10/2008
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- vampire bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all...
- 1234a 05/10/2008
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- Blonde in a tree
- What's the best way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Wave at her.
- kurtisnathan 05/06/2008
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- The Whore House Pt2
- So the same guy walks into the whore house and starts talkin to the lil old asian lady again and says Hey lady today im feeling good , gimmi the...
- WaRp 05/03/2008
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- Ebaum and A Slinky
- Q:what the same between a Ebaum and a slinky?
- showmaster94 04/25/2008
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