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    • I was wondering something. You know the part of the wedding ceremony where the preacher says "til death do you part"? Is this just...
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    • My Privates died!
    • An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked him if there was...
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    • The Mortician's Wife
    • A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he...
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    • How to be annoying part 4
    • Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair...
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    • How to be annoying part 3
    • Wear a LOT of cologne. Ask to "interface" with someone. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is...
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    • How to be annoying part 2
    • Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assasination/UFO/ OJ Simpson conspiracy theories. Repeat the following conversation a dozen...
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    • Black jokes part 2
    • Why do all black people have nightmares? . We killed the only one with a dream. . . how do you get a black guy out of the tree? . cut the...
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    • and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound...
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    • Horror Movie Checklist Part 3
    • Logic and reason is good, except when used to declare that ghosts/vampires,zombies/werewolves aren’t real. They are, get used to it. Never...
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    • Horror Movie Checklist Part 2
    • If there is a sound or light coming from the basement or attic, do not open the door to investigate. Instead, bar the door and prop a chair...
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    • Horror Movie Checklist Part 1
    • -Do not be the token black guy of the group. He dies first. -Do not be the resident slut of the group. She dies second, usually while having...
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    • The gloves part 2
    • they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart. I wish I were there to put them on you for the first time,...
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    • 3 Chinese Tortures part2
    • He noticed a card on the windowsill it said: SECOND CHINESE TORTURE LEFT TESTICLE TIED TO ANVIL. He said o shit and jumped out the window but he...
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    • Voodoo Dick Part 2
    • usually mention this, but there is the 'voodoo dick.'" "So what's up with this voodoo dick?" he asked. The old man reached...
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    • Speaking Part
    • Kid: “dad, I got a role in the school play, I play a man who’s been married for twenty years”. Father: “That’s great son. One day...
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    • Geek one liners. part ii
    • To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer. Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are. Computers make...
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