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    • doctor advise
    • so the doctor seid i has too wach wat i eat, so now i eat in front of a mirrer. *holds fore laffter and applase*
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    • after the office party!!
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    • Etiquette
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    • Old Indian and Tea
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    • Snow Threat
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    • Husband In The Closet
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    • Girls night Out
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    • Chuck Norris
    • Pee-Wee Herman once got arrested for masturbating in public. That same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.
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    • Wine Taster At Bar
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    • Bar Bet
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    • Urinalysis
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    • Peeing in the refrigerator?
    • An 80 year old man went for his annual check up and the doctor said: "Friend, for your age your in the best shape I've seen." The...
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    • Epic win
    • A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a class on 'Observation'. He took out a jar of yellow-colored liquid. "This", he...
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    • MIckey Mouse
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    • girls night out
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    • The Lord is With us
    • An elderly couple goes for their annual physical. The man is checked out first and the Dr. replies, "Mr. Smith you're in remarkable health...
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    • Life's Success'
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    • Snow pee!
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    • friendship
    • Friendship is liking peeing on yourself.....everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
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    • Yo Mama
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    • Did you pee on that cat?
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    • Bad day
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    • How to catch an Elephant
    • How to catch an elephant. You dig a deep hole and fill it with ashes. The you place peas all around the outside of the hole. When the...
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    • Pee taste
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    • The Night Light
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    • Never Leave Your Nuts Alone
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    • Shaky Hands
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