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    • Sex Joke

    • Q:What did the penis say to the condom? A: Cover me im going in hahahahahahaha
    • MasterTurt707
      Uploaded 06/09/2012
      • 132 Views
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    • "Whisky Dick" by nustier

    • So I meet this girl at a bar last weekend, and after drinking heavily for a few hours, proceed to go back to her place. Pretty awesome?...Yes....
    • nustierleonard
      Uploaded 05/16/2012
      • 684 Views
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    • Middle School Reunion

    • So there were these three old-time friends who hadn't seen each in 40 years who meet and converse at their Middle School reunion. They get to...
    • nustierleonard
      Uploaded 05/15/2012
      • 297 Views
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    • The grow them Bigger in Texas

    • A Texan went to Chicago, where he thought he would buy a new "city" outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and, when asked by a sweet...
    • Mis85
      Uploaded 04/25/2012
      • 355 Views
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    • Short Dirty Jokes!

    • Short Dirty JokesQ: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?A: Because his pecker is on his head!Q. What did the penis say to the condom?A. Cover me im...
    • shell27
      Uploaded 04/05/2012
      • 1.4k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • food

    • jokester: hey have you ever had Ethiopian food random ass fucker:no jokester: neither have they oooh
    • superjabomb
      Uploaded 04/02/2012
      • 73 Views
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    • Funny Bumper Sticker

    • Put a bumper sticker on your car that says "Honk if you have a small penis!" and then intentionally cut people off in traffic.
    • Martin420
      Uploaded 03/12/2012
      • 394 Views
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    • Onions and Christmas Trees

    • A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son,...
    • kilr33
      Uploaded 11/14/2011
      • 3.3k Views
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    • Dinosaur

    • What kind of male dinosaur has STD's? Penisaurus Rex
    • cakelover
      Uploaded 10/23/2011
      • 1.7k Views
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    • Young Girl Penis Education

    • A young girl goes into the doctor's office. She says, "Doc, I'm getting married and I'm a little inexperienced, so I'd like to ask you a...
    • KojaStilez
      Uploaded 08/01/2011
      • 2k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Frank and Beans

    • One day in a nursing home, old Mr. Smith goes up to a candy striper and says, "My penis died." Deciding to humor him, the girl says...
    • BMMcCarty
      Uploaded 02/16/2011
      • 795 Views
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    • Self Help

    • Man walks into bookstore and says "Do you have that new self help book for men with really small cocks?" Girl says "I don't...
    • rhardman
      Uploaded 02/01/2011
      • 1.4k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • growing wild

    • Here is this guy who really takes care of his body; he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day. One morning, he looks into the mirror and...
    • kishandobaria
      Uploaded 01/13/2011
      • 642 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Tricking a Nun

    • A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The...
    • cwanty1992
      Uploaded 01/11/2011
      • 660 Views
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    • Hotdog

    • A man was in a doctors office and the doctor walked in and said, ok what do you need today sir. The man pulled down his pants and showed the...
    • rennis12
      Uploaded 12/30/2010
      • 409 Views
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    • Password

    • A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a...
    • rennis12
      Uploaded 12/30/2010
      • 323 Views
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    • Etiquette

    • During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students: "If you were courting a well...
    • rennis12
      Uploaded 12/25/2010
      • 593 Views
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    • Castrated

    • "Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement. "It's...
    • rennis12
      Uploaded 12/25/2010
      • 500 Views
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    • Aliens

    • Two aliens landed in the West Texas desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens...
    • rennis12
      Uploaded 12/25/2010
      • 486 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Wedding revenge

    • Here is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. This was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the...
    • rennis12
      Uploaded 12/25/2010
      • 521 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A trip to Mexico

    • An All-American guy decides to take a trip to Mexico. He doesn't know how to speak Spanish, however, so he is at a slight loss. Yet he leaves on...
    • cody34521
      Uploaded 12/21/2010
      • 1.2k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • man hits a woman

    • A man is driving his car and he hits a woman, whos fault is it? the man's duh, whats he doing driving in the kitchen
    • snowboardnipod
      Uploaded 12/15/2010
      • 2.9k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Little Johnny and the eel

    • Seven-year-old little Johnny, like other boys his age, are rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about courting from the other boys,...
    • TO88
      Uploaded 10/26/2010
      • 625 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Blonde Mom

    • There are three moms. . A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde. They were all talking one day and the brunette says "Oh my gosh y'all I...
    • Yguard41
      Uploaded 10/25/2010
      • 678 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • weenie taglines

    • Cover your stump before you hump Before you attack her, wrap your whacker Don't be silly, protect your willy When in doubt, shroud...
    • joshmeister
      Uploaded 09/25/2010
      • 1.5k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Not Long Enough

    • A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password for their computer. Her husband put 'mypenis' and the wife fell on the ground laughing...
    • DillyDallyAllie
      Uploaded 09/04/2010
      • 3.2k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Discovery experiment

    • A couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When the Black male...
    • lennny01
      Uploaded 08/16/2010
      • 806 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Bigger is better

    • A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and mixed emotions when he turned to his wife and said, 'Honey, that's a...
    • pullmoll
      Uploaded 06/19/2010
      • 2.1k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Body Dwellers

    • The Body Dwellers met to have a talk about the dangers of living in a woman's body. "It's so difficult to live in the ear..." -...
    • P00KY
      Uploaded 06/16/2010
      • 2.6k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • 3 Guys On An Island

    • 3 guys ended up on an island. Their ship went down and not a sign of help coming. After a few days, they ran out of coconuts to eat. One of...
    • P00KY
      Uploaded 06/06/2010
      • 3.9k Views
      • 8 Comments
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    • Penis pay raise

    • I , the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I only do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge...
    • ynot4tony2
      Uploaded 05/28/2010
      • 4.9k Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • The Pickle cutter

    • A MAN WORKED FOR MANY YEARS AT A CANNING FACTORY ONE DAY, HE CONFESSED TO HIS WIFE THAT HE WAS POSSESSED BY A TERRIBLE OBSESSION: AN...
    • guinness13494
      Uploaded 05/16/2010
      • 2.6k Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • 5 year olds and Circumcision

    • Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!". "I've been...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 05/04/2010
      • 1.4k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Stop whining

    • A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a...
    • UNUSERNAME
      Uploaded 05/03/2010
      • 2.3k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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