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- Sex Joke
- Q:What did the penis say to the condom? A: Cover me im going in hahahahahahaha
- MasterTurt707 06/09/2012
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- "Whisky Dick" by nustier
- So I meet this girl at a bar last weekend, and after drinking heavily for a few hours, proceed to go back to her place. Pretty awesome?...Yes. Well...
- nustierleonard 05/16/2012
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- Middle School Reunion
- So there were these three old-time friends who hadn't seen each in 40 years who meet and converse at their Middle School reunion. They get to talking...
- nustierleonard 05/15/2012
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- The grow them Bigger in Texas
- A Texan went to Chicago, where he thought he would buy a new "city" outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and, when asked by a sweet young...
- Mis85 04/25/2012
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- Short Dirty Jokes!
- Short Dirty JokesQ: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?A: Because his pecker is on his head!Q. What did the penis say to the condom?A. Cover me im...
- shell27 04/05/2012
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- food
- jokester: hey have you ever had Ethiopian food random ass fucker:no jokester: neither have they oooh
- superjabomb 04/02/2012
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- Funny Bumper Sticker
- Put a bumper sticker on your car that says "Honk if you have a small penis!" and then intentionally cut people off in traffic.
- Martin420 03/12/2012
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- Onions and Christmas Trees
- A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son,...
- kilr33 11/14/2011
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- Young Girl Penis Education
- A young girl goes into the doctor's office. She says, "Doc, I'm getting married and I'm a little inexperienced, so I'd like to ask you a few...
- KojaStilez 08/01/2011
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- Porn Films That Should Have Been Or Still Could Be
- Porn Films That Should Have Been (Or Still Could Be) 13 Going On Top Of 30 28 Dicks Later 300" 50 Fisted Dates 9 Months Later Aliens VS...
- HoldenMagroin 07/26/2011
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- Frank and Beans
- One day in a nursing home, old Mr. Smith goes up to a candy striper and says, "My penis died." Deciding to humor him, the girl says...
- BMMcCarty 02/16/2011
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- Insult you don't want to hear as a kid...2
- My mom has a bigger penis than your dad.
- jiggersnot 02/13/2011
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- im so mart
- hi my name is kevin im a convicted retard
- daloia 02/07/2011
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- growing wild
- Here is this guy who really takes care of his body; he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day. One morning, he looks into the mirror and...
- kishandobaria 01/13/2011
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- what women would do if they had a penis for a day
- 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up...
- kishandobaria 01/13/2011
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- Tricking a Nun
- A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun,...
- cwanty1992 01/11/2011
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- Wedding revenge
- Here is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. This was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the...
- rennis12 12/25/2010
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- Uno, Dos, Tres...
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- jiggersnot 12/23/2010
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- A trip to Mexico
- An All-American guy decides to take a trip to Mexico. He doesn't know how to speak Spanish, however, so he is at a slight loss. Yet he leaves on his...
- cody34521 12/21/2010
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- man hits a woman
- A man is driving his car and he hits a woman, whos fault is it? the man's duh, whats he doing driving in the kitchen
- snowboardnipod 12/15/2010
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- Little Johnny and the eel
- Seven-year-old little Johnny, like other boys his age, are rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about courting from the other boys, and he...
- TO88 10/26/2010
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- Blonde Mom
- There are three moms. . A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde. They were all talking one day and the brunette says "Oh my gosh y'all I went...
- Yguard41 10/25/2010
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- weenie taglines
- Cover your stump before you hump Before you attack her, wrap your whacker Don't be silly, protect your willy When in doubt, shroud...
- joshmeister 09/25/2010
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- Not Long Enough
- A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password for their computer. Her husband put 'mypenis' and the wife fell on the ground laughing cause...
- DillyDallyAllie 09/04/2010
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- Discovery experiment
- A couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When the Black male...
- lennny01 08/16/2010
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- Penis penis penis. cock.
- CrayonsFTW 08/05/2010
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- Bigger is better
- A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and mixed emotions when he turned to his wife and said, 'Honey, that's a bunch...
- pullmoll 06/19/2010
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- The Body Dwellers
- The Body Dwellers met to have a talk about the dangers of living in a woman's body. "It's so difficult to live in the ear..." - Earwax...
- P00KY 06/16/2010
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- 3 Guys On An Island
- 3 guys ended up on an island. Their ship went down and not a sign of help coming. After a few days, they ran out of coconuts to eat. One of them...
- P00KY 06/06/2010
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- Penis pay raise
- I , the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I only do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst...
- ynot4tony2 05/28/2010
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- The Pickle cutter
- A MAN WORKED FOR MANY YEARS AT A CANNING FACTORY ONE DAY, HE CONFESSED TO HIS WIFE THAT HE WAS POSSESSED BY A TERRIBLE OBSESSION: AN...
- guinness13494 05/16/2010
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- 5 year olds and Circumcision
- Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!". "I've been...
- djohn23 05/04/2010
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- Stop whining
- A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a...
- UNUSERNAME 05/03/2010
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