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    • The Perfect Day for Him and Her
    • The Perfect Day - Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with...
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    • A man's wish
    • One day a fisherman was out at sea, when he snares a tiny little gold fish. Looking up at him the goldfish speaks, telling him "I'll grant...
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    • The perfect Husband
    • Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins...
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    • Frank!!!
    • A guy  walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the Cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like...
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    • The Perfect Husband
    • Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins...
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    • the perfect x-mas tree
    • Two blondes decided that this Christmas they wanted to cut down their own Christmas tree. So they drove two hours into the country and walked...
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    • The perfect day
    • The Perfect Day - Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with...
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    • The perfect man.
    • There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements. She wanted a man who... 1)...
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    • The Perfect joke
    • One day at a perfect party, a perfect man meets a perfect woman. They start to date, and after 2 perfect years they have the perfect wedding...
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    • Perfect Sermon
    • A minister was delivering a sermon on sin. "Is there anyone here who is without SIN?" he shouted, glowering at the congregation....
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    • GETTING THE PERFECT FIT
    • "I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," the young man said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know her...
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    • Perfect Day
    • The Perfect Day - Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with...
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    • The Perfect Gift
    • A married man was talking to his buddy, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday, she has everything, and besides,...
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    • Perfect Tee Shot
    • Golfer stood at the 18th tee looking toward the club house approximately 500 yards away. He recognized the brilliant color of his wifes dress and...
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    • The Perfect Man
    • The perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean. The perfect man likes children And will...
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    • THE PERFECT WAL-MART GREETER
    • A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow. She was screaming obscenities at them all the way...
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    • PERFECT DATE
    • Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 "Burger King" 25 "Free meal" ...
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    • The Perfect Worker
    • 1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without 3 wasting company...
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    • God, Adam and a Rib
    • Adam was sitting alone in the Garden of Eden, bored and lonely. God noticed this and said "Adam, I want to make you a companion like I did all my...
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    • Perfect Woman
    • A young man finds the woman of his dreams and asks her to marry him. He tells his mother he wants her to meet his fiance, but he wants to make a...
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    • Perfection
    • There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect...
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