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    • The Perfect Day for Him and Her

    • The Perfect Day - Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with...
    • Skool
      Uploaded 01/16/2010
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    • A man's wish

    • One day a fisherman was out at sea, when he snares a tiny little gold fish. Looking up at him the goldfish speaks, telling him "I'll grant...
    • sange
      Uploaded 12/16/2009
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    • Classifieds for the perfect man

    • A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this... Looking for man with these qualifications: - won't beat me up - won't run away...
    • LDL4456
      Uploaded 06/30/2009
      • 861 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • You're just like Frank Feldman!

    • A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just...
    • Mikemisat
      Uploaded 04/29/2009
      • 1.4k Views
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    • The Perfect Woman Would Say....

    • 1. I'll swallow it all, I love the taste. 2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? 3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy! 4. Shouldn't you be...
    • markie554
      Uploaded 03/11/2009
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    • The perfect Husband

    • Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins...
    • Pandanate
      Uploaded 03/01/2009
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    • Frank!!!

    • A guy  walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the Cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like...
    • Xlax
      Uploaded 01/30/2009
      • 2.4k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • The Perfect Husband

    • Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins...
    • mbird22
      Uploaded 01/07/2009
      • 549 Views
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    • the perfect x-mas tree

    • Two blondes decided that this Christmas they wanted to cut down their own Christmas tree. So they drove two hours into the country and walked...
    • killais14
      Uploaded 12/29/2008
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    • The perfect day

    • The Perfect Day - Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with...
    • man1of1steel
      Uploaded 12/07/2008
      • 594 Views
      • 7 Comments
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    • The perfect man.

    • There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements. She wanted a man who... 1)...
    • malvo
      Uploaded 12/07/2008
      • 1.5k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • The Perfect joke

    • One day at a perfect party, a perfect man meets a perfect woman. They start to date, and after 2 perfect years they have the perfect wedding...
    • jinky1888
      Uploaded 11/23/2008
      • 857 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Perfect Sermon

    • A minister was delivering a sermon on sin. "Is there anyone here who is without SIN?" he shouted, glowering at the congregation....
    • markaronhalt
      Uploaded 11/23/2008
      • 420 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • GETTING THE PERFECT FIT

    • "I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," the young man said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know her...
    • BIC1559
      Uploaded 08/15/2008
      • 1.5k Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Perfect Day

    • The Perfect Day - Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with...
    • rugmonkey
      Uploaded 07/30/2008
      • 841 Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • The Perfect Gift

    • A married man was talking to his buddy, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday, she has everything, and besides,...
    • heyyyfalcooone
      Uploaded 07/16/2008
      • 684 Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Perfect Tee Shot

    • Golfer stood at the 18th tee looking toward the club house approximately 500 yards away. He recognized the brilliant color of his wifes dress and...
    • heyyyfalcooone
      Uploaded 07/16/2008
      • 1.2k Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • The Perfect Man

    • The perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean. The perfect man likes children And will...
    • i_know_jack
      Uploaded 07/08/2008
      • 648 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • THE PERFECT WAL-MART GREETER

    • A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow. She was screaming obscenities at them all the way...
    • SGT4EVA
      Uploaded 06/19/2008
      • 691 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Finding the perfect girl

    • A friend asked a gentleman how it is that he never married? Replied the gentleman, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman. I guess...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 06/05/2008
      • 590 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • PERFECT DATE

    • Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 "Burger King" 25 "Free meal" ...
    • fyucouch
      Uploaded 04/27/2008
      • 1k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • The Perfect Worker

    • 1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without 3 wasting company...
    • Disturbed01
      Uploaded 03/13/2008
      • 2.1k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 3 Favorites
    • God, Adam and a Rib

    • Adam was sitting alone in the Garden of Eden, bored and lonely. God noticed this and said "Adam, I want to make you a companion like I did all my...
    • OzzieAlThor
      Uploaded 03/12/2008
      • 2.7k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Perfect Woman

    • A young man finds the woman of his dreams and asks her to marry him. He tells his mother he wants her to meet his fiance, but he wants to make a...
    • jcrew2
      Uploaded 03/03/2008
      • 1.8k Views
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    • Perfection

    • There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect...
    • ave25
      Uploaded 02/13/2008
      • 4.1k Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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