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    • Jesus Plan to save mankind
    • Jesus was in heaven crying for mankindís self-destructive ways, when the 12 apostles came, and started to cheer him up, when Peter asked Jesus,...
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    • St. Peter and 3 men
    • 3 men died and were on their way to heaven. They rang the doorbell and St. Peter answered. "I'm sorry guys, but we're full right now and we...
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    • Dirty Nuns
    • There once was a group of nuns who died in an unfortunate fire. They all ascended into heaven and approached the pearly gates. But just before...
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    • died and gone to heaven
    • An 85-year-old couple, after being married for almost 60 years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly due...
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    • a tour of heaven
    • Mark died and went to the here after. Saint Peter met him at the pearly gates and preceeded to give him a tour of heaven. "In this room...
    • idontwannakno 04/29/2009
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    • Crazy Death Story
    • So St. Peter was watching the pearly gates, cuz that's his job and God calls him up on his boost mobile and tells him that Heaven is getting...
    • cormanser 04/13/2009
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    • Priest Sipping Vodka
    • A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor...
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    • Men in Heaven
    • At the end of the age when all the believers were standing in line waiting to get into heaven, God appeared and said, "I want all the men to...
    • nspizzl 02/09/2009
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    • Marriage in heaven
    • On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside...
    • jinky1888 02/07/2009
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    • meeting st. peter
    • Three blonde friends died together in a car wreck. They found themselves standing in front of the pearly gates with St. Peter. He told them that...
    • killais14 12/29/2008
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    • Three Men at the Gates
    • Three men get to heaven on Christmas Eve, where Saint Peter stands at the Pearly Gates to greet them. Saint Peter looks at the three men and...
    • TheTrainofPain 12/27/2008
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    • Obsessions
    • Four mothers and their children went to a group therapy session with a child psychologist because their children had behavioral problems. After...
    • TheCommentator 11/07/2008
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    • Three Men--Only One Spot
    • Three men are standing in front of St. Peter outside of Heaven's gates. He tells the men that he unfortunately has only one spot for the three...
    • casalm50 10/28/2008
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    • Hypothermia
    • One day two guys, Jimmy and Johnny, were standing at heaven's gate, waiting to be interviewed by Saint Peter. Jimmy: "How did you get...
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    • heavenly marriage
    • A couple were driving to a church to get married. On the way, they got into a car accident and died. When they arrive in heaven, they see St....
    • hamzzaa 10/01/2008
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    • The Titanic Test
    • Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into...
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    • Getting into heaven
    • Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into...
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    • peter kay one liners
    • PETER KAY ONE LINERS I saw a fat person wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said 'Thyroid problem?' When I was a kid I used to pray...
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    • Jon Leslie
    • John Leslie is now being accused of raping a disabled black girl whilst working on blue peter .... He blamed it on dyslexia and thought his...
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    • Heaven
    • A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St.Peter asked. "Well, I...
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    • Hillary in heavan
    • Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. She...
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    • Lawyers Suck
    • Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into...
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    • Saint Lucas
    • A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: 'Have you ever committed a sin you...
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    • Pearly Gates
    • Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering, they are...
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    • Jesus Plays Golf
    • Jesus and Saint Peter are golfing. St. Peter steps up to the tee on a par three and hits one long and straight. It reaches the green. Jesus is up...
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    • Obama in Heaven
    • St. Peter is at the Pearly Gates checking up on the people waiting to enter Heaven. He asks the next one in line, "So, who...
    • soccerballz 05/24/2008
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    • The worst death
    • Not all spirits can fit into heaven, so those who die the worst way will be let in. The first man in line starts tellin his story. Well Pete, I...
    • maggot666 03/28/2008
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    • Pittsburgh Tickets
    • There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to Pittsburgh. Behind the ticket counter was a very, very shapely lass,...
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    • st. peter
    • A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. "Well, I can...
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