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    • Cheating Wife

    • While fast asleep the phone rings and the husband isnt happy.
    • Syke420
      Uploaded 10/04/2014
      • 1.4k Views
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    • True Story

    • "Ring!" "Ring!" Hello. "Hey Ryan it's Amanda. I think I'm pregnant." You're welcome. "Click!"
    • JamesForce
      Uploaded 04/24/2012
      • 112 Views
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    • Funny Joke

    • Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his...
    • trollfacejpeg
      Uploaded 12/15/2011
      • 608 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • One More Black Joke.....

    • What's the difference between a dead deer in the road, and a dead black man in the road? The deer has skid marks leading up to it.
    • FuckYouBik
      Uploaded 11/01/2011
      • 565 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Another Black Joke.....

    • What do you call a negro who has a regular job, sleeps in the same bed every night, and doesn't rape white women? Inmate #3354990
    • FuckYouBik
      Uploaded 11/01/2011
      • 529 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Eavesdropping Wife

    • I wasn't planning on buying any dogs or garden tools this past weekend, but when my wife overheard me talking on the phone about picking up some...
    • scubadude
      Uploaded 07/29/2011
      • 477 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Elvis tribute act

    • The other day I phoned up to book some tickets for an elvis tribute act. It was annoying because it was one of those automated recordings, i had...
    • Sambotron
      Uploaded 07/04/2011
      • 910 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Rich Man's Wife

    • One day in the mens locker room at a gym, a man answers a cell phone ringing, "Hun, I stopped at the mall and I found this awesome fur coat...
    • sterobj
      Uploaded 03/17/2011
      • 2.7k Views
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    • i will die with out a phone

    • without my phone I wouldn't: 1. know what time it is 2. be able to solve a math equation 3. know a single phone number 4. know the date 5....
    • e25d7775
      Uploaded 03/05/2011
      • 435 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Did you hear?

    • Did you hear that charles manson was caught using a cellular phone in jail? Yes he was caught sending text messages to people all over the...
    • the_Skunk
      Uploaded 02/18/2011
      • 1.1k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Michael Jackson

    • Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?? A: He thought it was a delivery service.
    • armyboyy33
      Uploaded 02/18/2011
      • 1.7k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • blonde with cell phone

    • One day a blonde decided to get a cell phone. After talking with the salesman, she finally selected a model and signed up for the...
    • sexydude001
      Uploaded 12/30/2010
      • 425 Views
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    • blonde 911

    • Why couldn’t the blonde call 911? Because there’s no 11 on the phone.
    • sexydude001
      Uploaded 12/30/2010
      • 232 Views
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    • police joke joke

    • A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy, "Where...
    • serndippity
      Uploaded 10/31/2010
      • 373 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • blonde joke joke

    • A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor....
    • serndippity
      Uploaded 10/31/2010
      • 378 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • dirty joke

    • A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He...
    • serndippity
      Uploaded 10/31/2010
      • 435 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • few jokes

    • A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending...
    • burnt_out
      Uploaded 07/15/2010
      • 1.3k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Party Hard

    • Guy went to his friend's bachelor party. He had one drink too much and fell asleep. When he woke up, he looked at the clock to see it was 4...
    • P00KY
      Uploaded 07/05/2010
      • 3.1k Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Is it clear?

    • It's two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife are asleep, when suddenly the phone rings. The husband picks up the phone and...
    • roxanna_us
      Uploaded 01/22/2010
      • 1.2k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Wireless Muma

    • Yo moma so stupid she tripped over a wireless phone
    • Awgh
      Uploaded 10/12/2009
      • 730 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Mental Hospital Phone Menu

    • Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following menu options: If you are obsessive-compulsive,...
    • KevinMp
      Uploaded 08/17/2009
      • 1.4k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Blonde making a call

    • A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost £300, she...
    • rondetto
      Uploaded 07/24/2009
      • 652 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 2 Favorites
    • Psychiatric Hotline

    • Hello, welcome to the psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependant, please ask...
    • Vampire476
      Uploaded 06/14/2009
      • 846 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • funny way to answer the phone

    • You've called the Psychiatric ward. - If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. - If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2...
    • bullseyerock
      Uploaded 05/17/2009
      • 4.5k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • How To Tell The Sex of a Fly

    • A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. “What are you doing?” She asked. “Hunting...
    • chrison426
      Uploaded 04/17/2009
      • 1.5k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • hello god, it's me..

    • A man in Topeka, Kansas decided to write a book about churches around the country. He starts by flying to San Francisco and working east from...
    • thewoz
      Uploaded 03/13/2009
      • 618 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Native American wireless.

    • Did you hear that all the Native Americans on the reservations are switching to AT&T for their wireless needs? AT&T promises more bars...
    • DarthTolkien
      Uploaded 01/28/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Who's Phone is this??

    • Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins...
    • ADLife
      Uploaded 01/14/2009
      • 1.4k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Ultimate phone prank

    • 1. Call the childline number and say 'i've just dialed 1471 and this number came up, who is this?' 2. Operator replies 'you're through to...
    • manneklint
      Uploaded 12/22/2008
      • 543 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Girls night out

    • Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking...
    • man1of1steel
      Uploaded 12/02/2008
      • 684 Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Darkness Calling

    • Darkness called... but I was on the phone, so I missed him. I tryed to *69 darkness, but I got his machine. I yelled, "PICK UP THE PHONE,...
    • AsdfgBird
      Uploaded 11/30/2008
      • 1.8k Views
      • 14 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Repairing the Phone

    • A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the phone went out of...
    • markaronhalt
      Uploaded 11/23/2008
      • 628 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Two Hunters

    • A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled...
    • loosy
      Uploaded 11/22/2008
      • 817 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Booty Call

    • What's the easiest way to piss off your girlfriend during sex? Call her...
    • Falthor
      Uploaded 11/21/2008
      • 1.2k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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