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    • True Story
    • "Ring!" "Ring!" Hello. "Hey Ryan it's Amanda. I think I'm pregnant." You're welcome. "Click!"
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    • Funny Joke
    • Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his...
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    • One More Black Joke.....
    • What's the difference between a dead deer in the road, and a dead black man in the road? The deer has skid marks leading up to it.
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    • Another Black Joke.....
    • What do you call a negro who has a regular job, sleeps in the same bed every night, and doesn't rape white women? Inmate #3354990
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    • Eavesdropping Wife
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    • Elvis tribute act
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    • Rich Man's Wife
    • One day in the mens locker room at a gym, a man answers a cell phone ringing, "Hun, I stopped at the mall and I found this awesome fur coat...
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    • i will die with out a phone
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    • Did you hear?
    • Did you hear that charles manson was caught using a cellular phone in jail? Yes he was caught sending text messages to people all over the...
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    • Michael Jackson
    • Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?? A: He thought it was a delivery service.
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    • blonde with cell phone
    • One day a blonde decided to get a cell phone. After talking with the salesman, she finally selected a model and signed up for the...
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    • police joke joke
    • A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy, "Where...
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    • blonde joke joke
    • A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor....
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    • A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He...
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    • A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending...
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    • Party Hard
    • Guy went to his friend's bachelor party. He had one drink too much and fell asleep. When he woke up, he looked at the clock to see it was 4...
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    • Is it clear?
    • It's two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife are asleep, when suddenly the phone rings. The husband picks up the phone and...
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    • Mental Hospital Phone Menu
    • Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following menu options: If you are obsessive-compulsive,...
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    • Blonde making a call
    • A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost £300, she...
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    • Psychiatric Hotline
    • Hello, welcome to the psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependant, please ask...
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    • How To Tell The Sex of a Fly
    • A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. “What are you doing?” She asked. “Hunting Flies” He...
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    • hello god, it's me..
    • A man in Topeka, Kansas decided to write a book about churches around the country. He starts by flying to San Francisco and working east from...
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    • Who's Phone is this??
    • Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins...
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    • Ultimate phone prank
    • 1. Call the childline number and say 'i've just dialed 1471 and this number came up, who is this?' 2. Operator replies 'you're through to...
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    • Girls night out
    • Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking...
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    • Darkness Calling
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    • Repairing the Phone
    • A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the phone went out of...
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    • Two Hunters
    • A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled...
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    • Booty Call
    • What's the easiest way to piss off your girlfriend during sex? Call her...
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    • Suicide Hotline
    • I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and...
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