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    • PickUp Line Comebaks

    • Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." Man: "Haven't I seen you...
    • BadMrFroster
      Uploaded 08/25/2011
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    • A message from a cat lover

    • My cat Ginger had kittens last week. I didn't want them so I put them in a box and set it by the side of the road under a big orange sign that...
    • scubadude
      Uploaded 07/26/2011
      • 468 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Pick Up Lines

    • I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me? I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can still make your bed rock! What has 148 teeth and holds...
    • steven1smith
      Uploaded 04/30/2011
      • 769 Views
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    • Gay Pick-up line

    • What is the most common pick-up line at a gay bar? A: Can i push your stool in for you?
    • scasoccer16
      Uploaded 02/08/2010
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    • pickup lines

    • Pickup lines- most are really old I may not be the smartest, but i know math with you. just add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs,...
    • tarzard1
      Uploaded 06/02/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 8 Comments
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    • Redneck Pickup Lines

    • 1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ...I can't...
    • ladj
      Uploaded 05/14/2009
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      • 4 Comments
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    • Best Pickup line ever

    • A Texas cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch...
    • yourdunn4
      Uploaded 02/26/2009
      • 1.3k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • One Condition

    • Phil, a smart and handsome young man, dressed in the latest fashion, walked into this local pub. He noticed a woman gazing at him without...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 02/13/2009
      • 801 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • 37 Rude Crude Pick-up Lines

    • 1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day. 2. Nice legs...what time do they open? 3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw...
    • pappas89
      Uploaded 12/22/2008
      • 29.6k Views
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    • Pick-Up Lines Galore!

    • I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long. (Lick finger and wipe on shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes. Nice...
    • pappas89
      Uploaded 12/21/2008
      • 1.4k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Science Fiction Pick-up Lines

    • You, me, here... this couldn't be any better if I programmed the holodeck myself! Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but your eyes say, 'A hull...
    • Eastside_Dave
      Uploaded 11/23/2008
      • 847 Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Clever Pick-up lines

    • -I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock. -Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to...
    • Who_Dey
      Uploaded 10/22/2008
      • 968 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Telepathic Watch

    • A very handsome and even more confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then...
    • fiveonefiveoh
      Uploaded 07/03/2008
      • 831 Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Bad Pickup lines

    • Dang, you're so hot I could bake cookies on your face! Your eyes are even bluer than the water in my toilet. I'm desperate, I'll take anyone....
    • i_know_jack
      Uploaded 06/21/2008
      • 798 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Pickup line

    • What is the number one pickup line in a gay bar? - - - - - "May I push in your stool?"
    • poopyturtle
      Uploaded 05/28/2008
      • 531 Views
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    • Redneck Pickup Lines

    • 1) Did you fart? cuz you just blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I...
    • ChuckNasty
      Uploaded 04/14/2008
      • 5.1k Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
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