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    • Wrong Pig

    • A farmhand is driving around the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I...
    • rogerb22
      Uploaded 03/11/2012
      • 149 Views
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    • no kicking please

    • A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the...
    • FinchCo
      Uploaded 11/02/2011
      • 410 Views
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    • A city slicker buys a pig

    • A city slicker goes to the country to buy a 100 pound pig for a family cookout and pulls into the first pig farm he sees. He approaches the...
    • scubadude
      Uploaded 07/19/2011
      • 936 Views
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    • Blonde and car

    • Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this...
    • armyboyy33
      Uploaded 02/26/2011
      • 1.6k Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Blonde and a PIG

    • A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked, "Where did...
    • armyboyy33
      Uploaded 02/26/2011
      • 668 Views
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    • Obama's Driver

    • Obama was driving around America as part of his campaign. One time, when he was in Arkansas, his driver hit a pig with the limousine. Obama knew...
    • P00KY
      Uploaded 04/05/2010
      • 2.2k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Dumb Blonde

    • A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked, "Where did you...
    • DeadlyAnxiety
      Uploaded 09/14/2009
      • 553 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Poor Monkey

    • There were these three farmers that wanted to win the state fair contest for having the largest hog. They decide that they should stick a cork in...
    • rockzilla411
      Uploaded 06/07/2009
      • 683 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Pandemic Coincidences

    • Don't know if this is just a sick coincidence but.... 2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of...
    • Ihazadream
      Uploaded 05/27/2009
      • 2.2k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Swine Flu

    • It was once said that a black man would become president when "pigs fly". 100 days after Obama is put into office....Swine Flu.
    • joey9293
      Uploaded 05/01/2009
      • 3.1k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • swine joke

    • I figured pigs would fly before a black man ever got elected president. 100 days into obamas presidency, swine flu
    • kamjolgsxr
      Uploaded 05/01/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Pig shooting, oral or anal

    • One afternoon a man says to his wife, you, me and the dogs are going pig shooting. They pack the truck and head off. They get there late at night...
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 02/13/2009
      • 1.3k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • hitler and the pig

    • Adolf Hitler is speeding through Germany with his chauffeur at the wheel on his way to an important address. Driving down a country road, the...
    • woozel121
      Uploaded 01/04/2009
      • 543 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Stupid Pig

    • Once there was a ship full of animals and it's about to sink. So the giraffe said, 'alright some people would need to jump off to the sea to...
    • Falthor
      Uploaded 11/07/2008
      • 887 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • 64 Ways to Piss Off Cops

    • 1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?" 2. When he asks why you were speeding,...
    • re4manonline
      Uploaded 11/02/2008
      • 4.3k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Trucker Hits a Pig

    • A trucker is driving down the highway when he hears a loud thump under his semi. He stops to check the damage, then calls his boss. I hit a...
    • berv
      Uploaded 11/02/2008
      • 871 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Thats how I roll

    • Not only do I buy the bootleg brands, but I will complain about the quality of the product. For instance, I bought a bootleg Rolex and I wrote...
    • dirtysanchez10
      Uploaded 11/01/2008
      • 1.5k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Pig Bacon

    • Why don't pigs eat bacon? They can't operate the grill
    • JimmyNo1
      Uploaded 10/17/2008
      • 714 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Trucker Hits A Pig

    • A trucker is driving down the highway when he hears a loud thump under his semi. He stops to check the damage, then calls his boss. I hit...
    • Disturbed01
      Uploaded 09/02/2008
      • 576 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Trucker Hits a Pig

    • A trucker is driving down the highway when he hears a loud thump under his semi. He stops to check the damage, then calls his boss. I hit...
    • kb2o
      Uploaded 08/31/2008
      • 670 Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • O Rlly?

    • A farmer in West Virginia and his wife were lying in bed one evening, she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He...
    • putnam11
      Uploaded 08/15/2008
      • 806 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Sleeping with her sister

    • I was about to get married to Sarah but always had the hots for her sister Jane. I drove to Sarah's place to help her with the wedding...
    • manneklint
      Uploaded 07/29/2008
      • 1.8k Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Pig Shooting

    • One afternoon a man says to his wife, you, me and the dogs are going pig shooting. They pack the truck and head off. They get there late at night...
    • heyyyfalcooone
      Uploaded 07/26/2008
      • 668 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Killed The Pig

    • Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bill told his...
    • heyyyfalcooone
      Uploaded 07/14/2008
      • 436 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Pig in the bull bar

    • A farmhand in Australia was out checking farm fences in his Landcruiser when he hit something. He radioed the farm for advice. "There's a...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 07/03/2008
      • 756 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Guys Vs Gals

    • Guys Say: Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? Gals Say: Why buy the pig for such a little sausage?
    • stoopidmunkee
      Uploaded 06/16/2008
      • 1k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Pig In A Bar

    • A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, ''Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?'' Then...
    • lilcurl
      Uploaded 06/12/2008
      • 411 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A pig with a wooden leg

    • A salesman is lost in a rural area and stops at a farm to get directions. As he is talking to the farmer he notices a pig with a wooden leg....
    • mortgagemescott
      Uploaded 06/02/2008
      • 858 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • man and chicken

    • A man walks in to his bedroom with a chicken under his arm. He walks up to his wife and says "Here's the pig I've been fuckin". His...
    • Dillberg
      Uploaded 05/29/2008
      • 944 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Appropriate Punishment

    • Through the kitchen window a farmer's wife sees her son coming home from school. The boy's in a bad mood, and as he crosses the field he kicks...
    • EbaumsKing
      Uploaded 05/28/2008
      • 373 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • City kids and animal sounds

    • A primary school teacher decided to see how many of the city kids knew what sounds farm animals made. She asked the kids to put their hands up if...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 05/12/2008
      • 2.5k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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