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    • A killing joke...

    • I have not laughed so heartily since 09/11...200 hundred non-tested vaccines for how may in the US....Oh stop, it is just so poetically justified...
    • Gimpanzee
      Uploaded 08/13/2014
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    • Doctor's Sample

    • A man goes to the Doctor complaining of a possible hemorroid and the Doctor says "Okay I need a urine sample, a stool sample, a semen sample, a...
    • nustierleonard
      Uploaded 05/10/2012
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    • Learning fast

    • I was teaching my son some personal hygiene, and him the 3 steps when taking a pee: 1/ pull the foreskin back 2/ pee 3/ push the foreskin...
    • poityb
      Uploaded 04/27/2012
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    • health issues

    • Three old men were sitting around talking about who had the worst health problems. The seventy-year-old said, "Have I got a problem. Every...
    • bsmiley
      Uploaded 10/25/2011
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    • chuck norris

    • Chuck norris once pissed in the gas tank of a truck. That truck is noe known as Optimus Prime>
    • klossal
      Uploaded 10/15/2011
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    • Words of wisdom

    • Have you heard the latest words of wisdom? Never lend your pith helmet to someone with a lisp.
    • scubadude
      Uploaded 07/08/2011
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    • Yearly Physical

    • An older man goes in for his yearly physical, with his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will...
    • chubbychaser
      Uploaded 12/06/2010
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    • Little Johnny - Urinate

    • Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out,"Miss Jones, I need to take a...
    • iamking837
      Uploaded 11/22/2010
      • 685 Views
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    • Gambler Walks into a Bar

    • During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to...
    • deax1121
      Uploaded 05/18/2010
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    • Never Piss off a Woman

    • A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the...
    • Frankielike
      Uploaded 04/10/2010
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    • Student Magician

    • Student failed the exam. He goes to his professor's office and asks him if he could get another chance. "You failed the exam twice, young...
    • P00KY
      Uploaded 03/24/2010
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    • Husband In The Closet

    • Husband comes back from work early and finds a naked man in his bed. "Where's my wife?" he asked the guy. The naked man replied...
    • P00KY
      Uploaded 03/24/2010
      • 2.5k Views
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    • 40 Ways to Piss Off the Pizza Guy

    • 1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it. 2. Make up a...
    • sunborg10
      Uploaded 12/13/2009
      • 7.7k Views
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    • Blind man Takes a piss

    • Im enjoying this forum its given me loads of jokes to tell lol so i thought ild join seems like bit of func just some funny ones Michael...
    • guinness13494
      Uploaded 12/12/2009
      • 926 Views
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    • Electric Fence Story

    • We have the standard 6 ft. fence in the backyard, and a few months ago I heard about burglaries increasing dramatically in the entire city. To...
    • kungfu_hilbily
      Uploaded 11/29/2009
      • 12.2k Views
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    • Whores

    • What does a whore and a blunt have in common? They both get passed around till there done, and then thrown away.
    • urmomandme
      Uploaded 11/20/2009
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    • Gota take a piss

    • A young couple are out for a romantic walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll the guy's lustful desire rises to a...
    • guinness13494
      Uploaded 09/09/2009
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    • 3 Hopeful Priests

    • There were three guys trying to become a priest. They asked a priest how they can become one and he said to do something really horrible and come...
    • KPness
      Uploaded 08/26/2009
      • 1.3k Views
      • 9 Comments
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    • Epic win

    • A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a class on 'Observation'. He took out a jar of yellow-colored liquid. "This", he...
    • CatholicPriest
      Uploaded 06/05/2009
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    • 3 old men and their problems

    • Three old men were sitting around talking about who had the worst health problems. The seventy-year-old said, "Have I got a problem. Every...
    • rockzilla411
      Uploaded 06/02/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • for the ladies

    • One night a man was getting very drunk in a pub. He staggered back to take a piss, whipping his prick out as he went in the door. However, he had...
    • idontwannakno
      Uploaded 05/02/2009
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    • The Two Priests

    • Two priest's were taking a piss in the urinals one day and the one priest looks down and see's a nicotine patch on the other guy's dick. He says...
    • xckxgoaleprcaun
      Uploaded 03/18/2009
      • 1.5k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Seeing Eye Dog Misbehaves

    • A blind man was walking down the street with his dog. They stopped at the corner to wait for the passing traffic. The dog, at this point, started...
    • yuri_vaultin
      Uploaded 03/16/2009
      • 599 Views
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    • Golden Bar

    • A man comes home late one night, drunk "Where have you been?" asks his wife. "In the Golden Bar! They have golden chairs,...
    • dcervenka05
      Uploaded 03/10/2009
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    • Things that piss me off

    • People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when...
    • ViciousDick
      Uploaded 02/11/2009
      • 448 Views
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    • 64 Ways To Piss Off A Cop

    • 1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?" 2. When he asks why you were speeding,...
    • Eastside_Dave
      Uploaded 01/07/2009
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    • The Bumpy Bus Piss

    • A young man is sitting on a grey hound bus. It is a redeye bus and there are only a couple people that are taking this 7 and a half hour trip on...
    • juffan
      Uploaded 11/28/2008
      • 622 Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Booty Call

    • What's the easiest way to piss off your girlfriend during sex? Call her...
    • Falthor
      Uploaded 11/21/2008
      • 1.2k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • The Gambler

    • During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to...
    • Smackert
      Uploaded 10/15/2008
      • 1k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Bar Bet

    • Two men are drinking and playing pool at a bar. All night they been betting on games. Finally one of them says, " I bet you ten grand i can...
    • sancho08
      Uploaded 10/07/2008
      • 1.2k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Indecent Exposure

    • The other day I was playing golf and drinking beer on the course all day. Well I had to piss so bad I about pissed my pants. So all the...
    • bbuesing
      Uploaded 10/06/2008
      • 1.4k Views
      • 13 Comments
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    • Girls night out

    • Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking...
    • crayzykyle
      Uploaded 08/25/2008
      • 901 Views
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    • Rules to know before Golfing

    • 1) Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart. 2) Form a loose grip. 3) Keep your head down. 4) Avoid a quick back swing. 5)...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 08/04/2008
      • 437 Views
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    • Little Ralphy on Grammar

    • LITTLE RALPHY ON GRAMMAR Little RALPHY was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the toilet. He yelled out, 'Miss...
    • Tom7997
      Uploaded 08/03/2008
      • 548 Views
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