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    • Doctor's Sample
    • A man goes to the Doctor complaining of a possible hemorroid and the Doctor says "Okay I need a urine sample, a stool sample, a semen sample, a...
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    • Learning fast
    • I was teaching my son some personal hygiene, and him the 3 steps when taking a pee: 1/ pull the foreskin back 2/ pee 3/ push the foreskin...
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    • health issues
    • Three old men were sitting around talking about who had the worst health problems. The seventy-year-old said, "Have I got a problem. Every...
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    • chuck norris
    • Chuck norris once pissed in the gas tank of a truck. That truck is noe known as Optimus Prime>
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    • Words of wisdom
    • Have you heard the latest words of wisdom? Never lend your pith helmet to someone with a lisp.
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    • Yearly Physical
    • An older man goes in for his yearly physical, with his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will...
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    • Little Johnny - Urinate
    • Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out,"Miss Jones, I need to take a...
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    • Gambler Walks into a Bar
    • During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to...
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    • Never Piss off a Woman
    • A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the...
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    • Student Magician
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    • Husband In The Closet
    • Husband comes back from work early and finds a naked man in his bed. "Where's my wife?" he asked the guy. The naked man replied...
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    • Blind man Takes a piss
    • Im enjoying this forum its given me loads of jokes to tell lol so i thought ild join seems like bit of func just some funny ones Michael...
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    • Electric Fence Story
    • We have the standard 6 ft. fence in the backyard, and a few months ago I heard about burglaries increasing dramatically in the entire city. To...
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    • Whores
    • What does a whore and a blunt have in common? They both get passed around till there done, and then thrown away.
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    • Gota take a piss
    • A young couple are out for a romantic walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll the guy's lustful desire rises to a...
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    • 3 Hopeful Priests
    • There were three guys trying to become a priest. They asked a priest how they can become one and he said to do something really horrible and come...
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    • Epic win
    • A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a class on 'Observation'. He took out a jar of yellow-colored liquid. "This", he...
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    • for the ladies
    • One night a man was getting very drunk in a pub. He staggered back to take a piss, whipping his prick out as he went in the door. However, he had...
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    • The Two Priests
    • Two priest's were taking a piss in the urinals one day and the one priest looks down and see's a nicotine patch on the other guy's dick. He says...
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    • Seeing Eye Dog Misbehaves
    • A blind man was walking down the street with his dog. They stopped at the corner to wait for the passing traffic. The dog, at this point, started...
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    • Golden Bar
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    • Things that piss me off
    • People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when...
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    • The Bumpy Bus Piss
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    • Booty Call
    • What's the easiest way to piss off your girlfriend during sex? Call her...
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    • The Gambler
    • During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to...
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    • Bar Bet
    • Two men are drinking and playing pool at a bar. All night they been betting on games. Finally one of them says, " I bet you ten grand i can...
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    • Indecent Exposure
    • The other day I was playing golf and drinking beer on the course all day. Well I had to piss so bad I about pissed my pants. So all the...
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    • Girls night out
    • Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking...
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    • Rules to know before Golfing
    • 1) Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart. 2) Form a loose grip. 3) Keep your head down. 4) Avoid a quick back swing. 5)...
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    • Little Ralphy on Grammar
    • LITTLE RALPHY ON GRAMMAR Little RALPHY was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the toilet. He yelled out, 'Miss...
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    • Doctor's Office
    • An old man walks into a crowded waiting room and approaches the desk. The receptionist asks what he is seeing the doctor for today. 'There's...
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