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Enigma, Conundrum, Quandry or Paradox?
Would this be an enigma, conundrum, quandry or paradox? I just saw a girl in a t-shirt that read: "I'm not an actress, but I do play one...
New Broadway Musical
Have you hear about the new Broadway musical called "Puns"? It's a play on words.
Obama in the white house...
One night, Obama is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Barack asks him,...
police joke joke
A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy, "Where...
blonde joke joke
A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor....
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He...
Why do black people have such big dicks ? So they have something to play with on christmas !
pokemon pikachu joke
Why don't you play Hide and go seek with a pokemon? because he will peek-at-chu
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Micheal Jackson's Will
In Michael Jackson's will, he stated that because he was 99% plastic, he wanted to be melted down into Lego blocks. That way, kids could still...
A palindrome is a phrase or word that is spelled the same backwards as it is forwards. Here are a few, see if you can come up with your...
A good mystery.
A mystery-lover takes his place in the theater for opening night, but his seat is way back in the theater, far from the stage. The man calls an...
Sex - Work or play?
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. He asks a priest for his opinion on this...
Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on...
An elderly couple was just settling into bed one night. All was quiet when suddenly the old man lets out a huge fat...
at's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy, And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die And what's...
Sex on the Sabbath
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest and asks for his...
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Daddy's Little Girl
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident. Someone had given...
Micheal Jackson when he dies
What are the going to do with micheal jackson when he dies? Melt him down and turn him into childrens toys so they can play with him for a...
8 Games To Play When We Get Older
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Michale jackson and a PS2
Q: what are the similarities of Michale Jackson and PS2? A: They are both made of plastic and both are turned on by children.
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A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was...
Never lie to girls
There was a man resting and enjoying the view on the beach. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he...
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" asked the first...
Jesus Plays Golf
Jesus and Saint Peter are golfing. St. Peter steps up to the tee on a par three and hits one long and straight. It reaches the green. Jesus is up...
Billy's father picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment. Knowing the acting roles for the school play were being posted that...
Why can't a mexican play Uno?
Why Can't mexicans play Uno? Because they would steal all the green cards
Men and Women
What is the difference between men and women? Women play hard to get. Men get hard to play!
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Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," said his mom, "Of course not." Little...
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