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What do you call a bunch of black people in a pool ? coco puffs.
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A Millionaire and his Alligators
There was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful...
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Check the phone number
One afternoon, a man was at work and decided to call his house and check on his wife. He called his house, and his daughter picked up. The...
The Daughter or 1 million dollars
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a...
No arms or legs
This man is walking down the road and hears someone crying. He stops and looks over the fence and sees a woman without any arms or legs crying...
Two men are drinking and playing pool at a bar. All night they been betting on games. Finally one of them says, " I bet you ten grand i can...
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Q: Whats green, has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table
A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers. The guy says, ''Who is this?'' ''This is the maid,'' answers the woman. ''We don't...
Water in the carburettor
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Newlyweds at the pool
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Water in the Carburetor
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Why are pool tables green? You'd be green too if someone racked your balls...
Women and swimming pools
Q: What is the thing that women and swimming pools have in common? A: They're both too expensive compared to the time you're in it!
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Q: Why are pool tables green? A: You'd be green too if someone pulled your balls out of your pockets and then hit them with a stick!
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The monkey and the cue ball
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