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    • The Talkative Preacher
    • My preacher sure likes to talk. In fact, his sermons have gotten so long that we had to change his title from Reverend to Neverend.
    • scubadude 07/24/2011
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    • Leaf it alone.
    • A pastor walked into a neighborhood pub to use the restroom. The place was hopping with music and dancing, until the people saw the pastor. As...
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    • Two little boys
    • Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief...
    • ThomasPHoolery 01/12/2011
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    • Load Up
    • A preacher goes into a bar and says "Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up." Everybody stands up except for a drunk in the...
    • FuckUSAFA 10/15/2010
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    • The preacher's son.
    • An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young...
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    • god jokes
    • When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to...
    • guinness13494 12/31/2009
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    • E-mail
    • A Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him...
    • Vampire476 06/15/2009
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    • Deacon's Son
    • The Baptist preacher just finished his sermon for the day and proceeded toward the back of the church for his usual greetings and handshaking as...
    • dcervenka05 01/29/2009
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    • Dam fish.
    • A boy was standing on a corner selling fish, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale." A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling...
    • Riley 01/16/2009
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    • Asleep at the Wheel
    • A man was driving his truck down a stretch of road in Southern Texas when he noticed a preacher walking on the shoulder. He thought about just...
    • SuperSpy 12/10/2008
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    • Swearing Preacher
    • There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale." A preacher walked up...
    • Lazyboy1688 11/17/2008
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    • Drunken Batism
    • A drunk is stumbling through the woods when he happens upon a preacher baptising Christians in the river. He stumbles down to the water's edge...
    • Ragoy 10/19/2008
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    • Freds Note
    • Ol' Fred had been a religious man who was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood...
    • Tslice 09/12/2008
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    • The preacher is dying
    • An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his banker and his lawyer, both church members, to come to his home. When they arrived, they...
    • djohn23 08/26/2008
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    • Dam Ham
    • The preacher's wife was making Sunday dinner, when the preacher walked in the house and says "that ham smells wonderful." His wife...
    • mynameisnobody 08/26/2008
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    • miracle worker
    • An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching a religious program. The preacher on this show would go to all...
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    • Preacher in the KKK
    • A Texas Preacher rose with an angry red face and said, "Someone in this Congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan....
    • djohn23 07/24/2008
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    • The Dam Fish
    • A boy was standing on a corner selling fish, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale." A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling...
    • DreaD08 07/21/2008
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    • The Naughty Preacher
    • Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the 'Bible Belt,' there lived a Baptist minister with a very large congregation. One morning,...
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    • 80 year old woman remarries
    • An 80 year old lady was being interviewed by the local news station because she had just gotten married - for the fourth time. The...
    • djohn23 07/15/2008
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    • Act of god
    • There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby. He went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and...
    • ghoul_69 07/08/2008
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    • Young Preacher
    • Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamic young preacher raised himself to full height, leaned over the pulpit and...
    • B_Easy 04/07/2008
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    • Priest Golfer
    • A Scottish priest was an avid golfer who would try to play every chance he got. One Sunday morning he noticed the perfect weather conditions and...
    • Plasmattica 03/14/2008
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    • Preacher playing hookey
    • A preacher woke up one Sunday morning and looked outside and saw it was a beautiful day. He decided to skip church and go play golf. So he called...
    • Monkhouse 03/04/2008
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    • Preacher Dies
    • A preacher and an alcoholic cab driver both died the same day and went to Heaven. When they arrived at the gate, St. Peter greeted them. The...
    • cripster 02/28/2008
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    • cabbie goes to heaven
    • A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for the...
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    • Preacher having a baby
    • There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed...
    • shotglass 02/06/2008
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    • the confession
    • A Jewish guy goes into a confession box. “Father O’Malley,” he says, “my name is Emil Cohen. I’m seventy eight years old. Believe it or...
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