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- The Talkative Preacher
- My preacher sure likes to talk. In fact, his sermons have gotten so long that we had to change his title from Reverend to Neverend.
- scubadude 07/24/2011
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- Leaf it alone.
- A pastor walked into a neighborhood pub to use the restroom. The place was hopping with music and dancing, until the people saw the pastor. As the...
- scubadude 07/14/2011
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- Two little boys
- Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in...
- ThomasPHoolery 01/12/2011
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- The preacher's son.
- An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men...
- DarthTolkien 03/20/2010
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- god jokes
- When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to...
- guinness13494 12/31/2009
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- A Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there...
- Vampire476 06/15/2009
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- Deacon's Son
- The Baptist preacher just finished his sermon for the day and proceeded toward the back of the church for his usual greetings and handshaking as the...
- dcervenka05 01/29/2009
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- Asleep at the Wheel
- A man was driving his truck down a stretch of road in Southern Texas when he noticed a preacher walking on the shoulder. He thought about just...
- SuperSpy 12/10/2008
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- Swearing Preacher
- There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale." A preacher walked up and...
- Lazyboy1688 11/17/2008
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- Drunken Batism
- A drunk is stumbling through the woods when he happens upon a preacher baptising Christians in the river. He stumbles down to the water's edge then...
- Ragoy 10/19/2008
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- Freds Note
- Ol' Fred had been a religious man who was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood...
- Tslice 09/12/2008
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- The preacher is dying
- An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his banker and his lawyer, both church members, to come to his home. When they arrived, they...
- djohn23 08/26/2008
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- Dam Ham
- The preacher's wife was making Sunday dinner, when the preacher walked in the house and says "that ham smells wonderful." His wife replies...
- mynameisnobody 08/26/2008
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- miracle worker
- An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching a religious program. The preacher on this show would go to all the...
- NiggerPants 08/01/2008
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- Preacher in the KKK
- A Texas Preacher rose with an angry red face and said, "Someone in this Congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This...
- djohn23 07/24/2008
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- The Dam Fish
- A boy was standing on a corner selling fish, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale." A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them...
- DreaD08 07/21/2008
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- The Naughty Preacher
- Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the 'Bible Belt,' there lived a Baptist minister with a very large congregation. One morning, after a...
- heyyyfalcooone 07/16/2008
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- 80 year old woman remarries
- An 80 year old lady was being interviewed by the local news station because she had just gotten married - for the fourth time. The interviewer...
- djohn23 07/15/2008
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- Act of god
- There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby. He went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and...
- ghoul_69 07/08/2008
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- The preacher buys a parrot
- A preacher is buying a parrot. "Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher. "Oh absolutely. It's a...
- JackHammer_MFZB 06/21/2008
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- Catholic Priest, Methodist Preacher, and a Jewish Rabbi....
- A Catholic Priest, Methodist Preacher, and a Jewish Rabbi were sitting around discussing how they divide the take from each Sabbath. The Priest...
- lorddread 04/27/2008
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- Young Preacher
- Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamic young preacher raised himself to full height, leaned over the pulpit and...
- B_Easy 04/07/2008
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- Priest Golfer
- A Scottish priest was an avid golfer who would try to play every chance he got. One Sunday morning he noticed the perfect weather conditions and...
- Plasmattica 03/14/2008
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- Preacher playing hookey
- A preacher woke up one Sunday morning and looked outside and saw it was a beautiful day. He decided to skip church and go play golf. So he called the...
- Monkhouse 03/04/2008
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- Preacher Dies
- A preacher and an alcoholic cab driver both died the same day and went to Heaven. When they arrived at the gate, St. Peter greeted them. The cab...
- cripster 02/28/2008
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- cabbie goes to heaven
- A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for the...
- myturbanisderty 02/08/2008
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- Preacher having a baby
- There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a...
- shotglass 02/06/2008
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- the confession
- A Jewish guy goes into a confession box. “Father O’Malley,” he says, “my name is Emil Cohen. I’m seventy eight years old. Believe it or...
- alloy 01/25/2008
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- Funny Joke
- I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
- Chris24m8 01/19/2008
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