-
-
joke -
- Can I get a little political on ya?
- Paradoxical Quote of The Day From Ben Stein: "Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured... but not...
- kilr33 09/12/2012
-
- 534
- 25
- 1
-
-
-
joke -
- Lunch at the White House
- Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having lunch at the White House. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies,...
- guitarlover 09/27/2011
-
- 551
- 3
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Obama in the white house...
- One night, Obama is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Barack asks him, "George,...
- burnt_out 07/19/2011
-
- 2,111
- 3
- 1
-
-
-
joke
-
- Blonde for president
- In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications for becoming President of the United States. The requirements are pretty...
- scubadude 07/08/2011
-
- 322
- 0
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Brack Obama Jokes
- Q. Why does Obama always oppose Israel? A. Because he's an alumnus of the other team.
- Filmzies 05/25/2011
-
- 466
- 3
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Political Joke
- Question: What's a good political joke? ANswer: Sarah Palin
- Filmzies 05/18/2011
-
- 865
- 0
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Computer Celebrity Viruses
- THE AL GORE Virus… (Causes your computer to just keep counting.) THE CLINTON Virus… (Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.) THE BOB...
- 123monk 03/09/2011
-
- 624
- 0
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Medvenator
- Russian president Medvedev and machine gun "Maksim" vs cops.
- Arabeika 01/22/2011
-
- 677
- 1
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Medvenator
- Russian president Medvedev and machine gun "Maksim" vs cops.
- Arabeika 01/22/2011
-
- 667
- 0
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- A new CEO takes over at a struggling company
- A new CEO takes over at a struggling company and decides to get rid of all the slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy...
- ThomasPHoolery 01/11/2011
-
- 1,111
- 0
- 2
-
-
-
joke
-
- Three Guys and Obama
- A white guy, black guy, and a Hispanic guy are sitting at a bar in DC. The black man says, " I'm sho glad Obama is the president. All of us...
- griefcauser 11/18/2010
-
- 658
- 7
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Snow Threat
- Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right in front of him, on the White House lawn, he sees "The President...
- syneyed 11/12/2010
-
- 561
- 1
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Black President Candidate
- When he was coming up, people were like, 'We have a serious black candidate for president. This is crazy. We have a serious black candidate.' And...
- sjmr94 08/14/2010
-
- 523
- 5
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Obama cash for clunkers program
- Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program? A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
- bigscary 06/22/2010
-
- 1,427
- 2
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Obama and his dog Bo
- Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? A: Bo has papers.
- bigscary 06/22/2010
-
- 1,588
- 2
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Obama's Cabinet and a prison
- Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The...
- bigscary 06/22/2010
-
- 1,501
- 3
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Lunch with Obama
- Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser.
- bigscary 06/22/2010
-
- 959
- 1
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Obama McDonald's Value meal
- Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it
- bigscary 06/22/2010
-
- 2,206
- 2
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Give Obama Time
- The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate
- bigscary 06/22/2010
-
- 933
- 8
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- No more speaches
- I guess you heard Obama will not be making any more speeches in Texas. He claims every time he gets up on a stage some farmer starts bidding on him..
- roxanna_us 12/12/2009
-
- 833
- 6
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Texas Germans
- Texas Germans Near Fredericksburg , Texas , where there is a large German speaking...
- roxanna_us 10/19/2009
-
- 1,571
- 4
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- half and half
- Q. What is one thing that Barack Obama did to put his name in the record books? A: First Ever Halfrican American President
- bigdaddydent 06/13/2009
-
- 856
- 9
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Presidential Visit
- President Obama is visiting a class to inform children of politics, after he is done talking he says "okay, kids does anyone have...
- waserd8 05/23/2009
-
- 593
- 6
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- President
- Many years ago our founding forefathers brought up the idea of a black president. One of them laughed and said "When pigs fly!",now...
- Chihiro_Chan 05/12/2009
-
- 658
- 5
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- When pigs fly...
- They once said a black man will be president when pigs fly. Obama's first 100 days and BAM! Swine flu!
- eyelok 04/30/2009
-
- 2,081
- 3
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- 100 days of Obama
- You know they said the United States of America would have a black president the days pigs fly. Now 100 days into obama's presidency...Swine Flu.
- mortgagemescott 04/30/2009
-
- 841
- 4
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- When Pigs Fly
- Many said we would have a black President when pigs fly... Here we are 100 days into Obama's Presidency and swine flu.
- saneenough 04/30/2009
-
- 2,620
- 3
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Barocky Road Ice Cream
- In Honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has issued a new flavor, "Barocky Road". Barocky Road is a...
- kilr33 04/13/2009
-
- 4,301
- 4
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Commander in Chief
- The Department Of Defense briefed the president this morning. They told President Obama that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. To...
- swifttallon 04/08/2009
-
- 918
- 8
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Irish declare war on the French
- The French President is sitting in his office when his telephone rings. 'Hallo, Mr. Sarkozy!' a heavily accented voice said. 'This is Paddy down...
- jinky1888 04/07/2009
-
- 970
- 4
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Racist Jokes about Obama
- 1. If you have ever chuckled at his middle name, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes. 2. If you ever ridiculed the assertion that tire...
- frost1102 04/03/2009
-
- 11,189
- 13
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Smart Parrot
- Barack Hussein Obama walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, where did you get that?" The parrot...
- frost1102 04/03/2009
-
- 1,219
- 3
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- The Obama bail out
- President Obama took some banking and insurance executives out to dinner and told them, "Order whatever you want to drink, order whatever you...
- frost1102 04/03/2009
-
- 600
- 3
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- New Ice Cream flavor
- In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: " Barocky Road. " Barocky...
- poopieman 04/03/2009
-
- 907
- 5
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- How many died?
- The Department of Defense was briefing the President this morning. They told Obama that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. To everyone's...
- s0urc3f0ur 03/05/2009
-
- 1,140
- 4
- 0
-
-
-
joke
-
- Obama
- What do Obama and JFK have in common? Nothing yet
- dcervenka05 02/24/2009
-
- 944
- 1
- 0
-
