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    • Lunch at the White House
    • Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having lunch at the White House. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies,...
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    • Obama in the white house...
    • One night, Obama is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Barack asks him,...
    • burnt_out 07/19/2011
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    • Blonde for president
    • In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications for becoming President of the United States. The requirements are pretty...
    • scubadude 07/08/2011
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    • Obama
    • Q: Why won't Obama get elected for a second term? A: Not only because he's black, but because he's a shitty president.
    • iRaid 07/08/2011
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    • Computer Celebrity Viruses
    • THE AL GORE Virus… (Causes your computer to just keep counting.) THE CLINTON Virus… (Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.) THE...
    • 123monk 03/09/2011
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    • Three Guys and Obama
    • A white guy, black guy, and a Hispanic guy are sitting at a bar in DC. The black man says, " I'm sho glad Obama is the president. All of us...
    • griefcauser 11/18/2010
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    • Snow Threat
    • Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right in front of him, on the White House lawn, he sees "The...
    • syneyed 11/12/2010
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    • Black President Candidate
    • When he was coming up, people were like, 'We have a serious black candidate for president. This is crazy. We have a serious black candidate.' And...
    • sjmr94 08/14/2010
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    • Obama's Cabinet and a prison
    • Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society....
    • bigscary 06/22/2010
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    • Obamacare
    • America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask
    • bigscary 06/22/2010
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    • Give Obama Time
    • The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate
    • bigscary 06/22/2010
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    • No more speaches
    • I guess you heard Obama will not be making any more speeches in Texas. He claims every time he gets up on a stage some farmer starts bidding on...
    • roxanna_us 12/12/2009
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    • Texas Germans
    • Texas Germans Near Fredericksburg , Texas , where there is a large German speaking...
    • roxanna_us 10/19/2009
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    • half and half
    • Q. What is one thing that Barack Obama did to put his name in the record books? A: First Ever Halfrican American President
    • bigdaddydent 06/13/2009
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    • Fombre!
    • The president of a certain country went to the interior of that country--where there was no electricity, poor roads, and no form of...
    • roryorgan 06/11/2009
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    • Presidential Visit
    • President Obama is visiting a class to inform children of politics, after he is done talking he says "okay, kids does anyone have...
    • waserd8 05/23/2009
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    • President
    • Many years ago our founding forefathers brought up the idea of a black president. One of them laughed and said "When pigs fly!",now...
    • Chihiro_Chan 05/12/2009
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    • Swine Flu
    • The day America have a black president is when big flys. Within Obama 100 days of presidency SWINE FLU!
    • Stvex 04/30/2009
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    • When pigs fly...
    • They once said a black man will be president when pigs fly. Obama's first 100 days and BAM! Swine flu!
    • eyelok 04/30/2009
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    • 100 days of Obama
    • You know they said the United States of America would have a black president the days pigs fly. Now 100 days into obama's presidency...Swine Flu.
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    • When Pigs Fly
    • Many said we would have a black President when pigs fly... Here we are 100 days into Obama's Presidency and swine flu.
    • saneenough 04/30/2009
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    • Barocky Road Ice Cream
    • In Honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has issued a new flavor, "Barocky Road". Barocky Road...
    • kilr33 04/13/2009
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    • Commander in Chief
    • The Department Of Defense briefed the president this morning. They told President Obama that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. To...
    • swifttallon 04/08/2009
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    • Racist Jokes about Obama
    • 1. If you have ever chuckled at his middle name, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes. 2. If you ever ridiculed the assertion that tire...
    • frost1102 04/03/2009
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    • Smart Parrot
    • Barack Hussein Obama walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, where did you get that?" The...
    • frost1102 04/03/2009
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    • The Obama bail out
    • President Obama took some banking and insurance executives out to dinner and told them, "Order whatever you want to drink, order whatever...
    • frost1102 04/03/2009
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    • New Ice Cream flavor
    • In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: " Barocky Road....
    • poopieman 04/03/2009
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    • How many died?
    • The Department of Defense was briefing the President this morning. They told Obama that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. To everyone's...
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