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    • Catholic priest.
    • An elementary school teacher, a lawyer, a Catholic priest and three young boys are on a plane with only three parachutes. Engines explode, plane...
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    • The new Priest
    • A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied,...
    • guitarlover 01/09/2013
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    • Magic preist
    • I'm so jealous of my son. I think our local Priest is teaching him magic.Whenever he comes back from Sunday School, apparently he's not allowed...
    • poityb 04/28/2012
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    • Do you realize what I am?
    • A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm...
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    • Lawyer,Doctor,Priest
    • There is a Lawyer, a Doctor and a Priest on a plane full of children bound for the United States. About halfway through the flight the captain...
    • Parttimehabit 04/10/2012
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    • A Smooth Altar Boy
    • 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'. The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?' 'Yes, Father, it...
    • rogerb22 03/19/2012
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    • Catholicism
    • A pedophile, a Catholic priest, and a child molester all walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
    • nthckr 12/22/2011
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    • mother in law
    • I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends...
    • FinchCo 11/02/2011
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    • The Affair
    • A 10-year-old boy goes into the confessional booth for the first time and closes the door behind him. But it's dark, so he leaves it open a...
    • sansevieria 10/07/2011
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    • 12 year old boy
    • A 12 year old boy gets hit by a car at a busy intersection. A woman witnesses the entire event and runs over to the little boy, who’s lying...
    • guitarlover 09/27/2011
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    • The Confessional box
    • A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church. He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself...
    • Tslice 09/23/2011
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    • The World's Smartest Man
    • A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed...
    • Chavez1977 09/01/2011
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    • Those crazy catholics
    • I can't believe all the stories I've heard over the last thirty years about the pedophile priests. It's ridiculous. I was raised a catholic...
    • scubadude 07/27/2011
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    • How to screw a priest
    • A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly, neither are hurt. They crawl...
    • scubadude 07/14/2011
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    • Life Lesson - Priest and Nun
    • A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After...
    • FuckUSAFA 04/13/2011
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    • priest gives birth
    • A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the...
    • Frogbob 03/28/2011
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    • The priest test.....
    • Twelve Italian priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden...
    • koighok 01/19/2011
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    • No touchy
    • I used to hate going to church as a boy all that kneeling,bowing, and shaking. It took an eternity for it to be over I wish the priest could just...
    • AtheisticGod 01/15/2011
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    • Catholic Priests
    • What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 11.
    • zefarrett 01/10/2011
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    • Priest joke
    • The head priest at a certain church was out for the day, so he asked the deacon to do confession for him. The deacon agrees, and the first...
    • KSwiftM 12/16/2010
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    • Dam Fish
    • There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale." A preacher walked up...
    • wert89 11/18/2010
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    • Once again a Dumb joke
    • A janitor at a church is sweeping near the confessionals when the priest pokes his head out and says, 'Psst, my son, I need your help. I really...
    • Johnny_Quest808 09/14/2010
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    • Who said church ain't fun?
    • In the middle of a pastor's sermon, a man stood up and walked outside. After the service, the pastor approached the wife of the man who walked...
    • burnt_out 09/09/2010
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    • Paedophile Priest
    • How do you know if a catholic priest is a paedophile? Step 1: Ask him if he's catholic. Step 2: Ask him if he's a priest.
    • xjac01 08/23/2010
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    • Confession Booth
    • Priest sits in a confession booth. A guy comes and says that he raped a girl. The priest replies "Maybe the girl seduced you and said she...
    • P00KY 03/25/2010
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    • Wedding in Heaven
    • The night before a couple were about to be married, they both were killed in a car accident. They arrived in Heaven and asked St. Peter if...
    • hobbs1975 03/22/2010
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    • The priest and the Rabbi
    • A priest and a rabbi are sitting on a park bench when a young boy walks by. "I'd like to fuck him" the priest says. the Rabbi...
    • pstoner 03/13/2010
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    • The new Priest
    • A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied,...
    • mns247365 03/02/2010
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    • Sad Irish Boy
    • An elderly Irish man walking down the street spots a young lad of about 10 years of age crying by the side of the road, so he approaches the boy...
    • jinky1888 12/22/2009
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    • Vodka Advice
    • A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied,...
    • duality2011 12/21/2009
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    • Two boys
    • Two naughty boys, Larry and Tom, stole a bag of oranges from their home and decided to go to the nearest cemetery to share the loot. As they...
    • Bladder 11/25/2009
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    • Acne vs. priest
    • What the difference between acne and a priest? The acne waits til the boy is 13 before coming on his face
    • mike62611 11/20/2009
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