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    • pawn Takes King Part 54
    • Sorry I've been away so long. I've been working and finishing up school. I can assure you this bookis completed. It's just a matter of posting...
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 50
    • Frank and Donny make a deal. There are a small pile of pallets that Frank needs moved to the garage. In exchange for helping, Frank will help...
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 39
    • As a kid, Donny used to watch all those saturday morning cartoon shows with his pops Ronald. The thing that always cracked up Donny was when the...
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    • Pawn Takes King part 38
    • Gus shuts the blazer off, to save gas from idling. Gus strokes his stubble-covered chin, looking as though he is attempting to think up a saying...
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    • Pawn Takes King part 37
    • The needle seals his fate.     "I'll talk to a lawyer, then." Donny says repugnantly. Donny is read his Miranda rights in front of cruel men. Not...
    • artman4444 03/04/2013
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    • Pawn Takes King part 36
    • Donny sleeps in late, but still wakes up before Eugene. The clock on the wall at one time was a florescent martini glass, but had long since...
    • artman4444 02/26/2013
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    • Pawn takesKing part 35
    • Donny talks to everyone about Greg's store. Normally, Donny would shy away from interaction, especially if he recognized students he used to...
    • artman4444 02/18/2013
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    • Pawn takesKing part 34
    • Donny was sleeping well at night, better than at any point in his winter expeditions. He was snoring loudly when a heavy thunking sound permeated...
    • artman4444 02/11/2013
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    • Pawn takesKing part 33
    • The next morning, after the biscuit breakfast, Donny sought out Eugene. His house was just a hop, skip, and jump away. A few blocks later, Donny...
    • artman4444 02/05/2013
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    • Pawn takesKing part 32
    • Donny spent the next several days trying to get word of Greg's condition. Even though it was the technology age, Donny felt he was in the dark...
    • artman4444 01/28/2013
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    • Pawn takesKing part 31
    • Donny reaches the yellow caution tape just in time to see Greg being hauled out on a stretcher. Greg seems panic-stricken, and is kicking his...
    • artman4444 01/22/2013
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    • Pawn Takes King part 30
    •     Donny wheeled the mongoose back to the gazebo. He had purchased a can of WD-40 from the same hardware store where he got the tire patch....
    • artman4444 01/17/2013
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    • Pawn Takes King part 29
    • Fuck no. Donny pauses and looks at Jessie, in mid-chew, with a pickle hanging from his lips. Jessie scans the restaurant with his hateful eyes....
    • artman4444 01/11/2013
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    • Pawn Takes King part 28
    • Donald managed to find his ATM card. He had looked everywhere for it, but had to give up the search. The last time he had it, he stopped by Kwik...
    • artman4444 01/04/2013
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    • Pawn Takes King part 28
    • After leaving Greg's store, Donnie swallows his pride and asks to stay with Eugene. It's on the way. Eugene appears to be leaving, and Donny has...
    • artman4444 12/27/2012
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    • Pawn Takes King part 27
    • After fixing his elbow wound, Donny dusts himself off the next day and makes the arduous trip to Greg's store. Donny continued to run over in his...
    • artman4444 12/21/2012
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    • Pawn Takes King part 26
    •     Donny was running out of Oxy. The robbery, as horrible as it was, had yielded quality Oxy-codone. The tablets were extended release capsules,...
    • artman4444 12/17/2012
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    • Pawn Takes King part 25
    • The house was a real dump when Ronald first bought it. Being mechanically inclined, Ronald was determined to buy a fixer-upper. He got just that...
    • artman4444 12/12/2012
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 24
    • Marissa and Ronald had been soul-mates. They met at a union picnic thrown by Ronald's work. Marissa's brother worked at the same factory, and...
    • artman4444 12/06/2012
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 23
    • Donny panhandles long enough to get 5 more bucks. With sufficient funds, Donny buys a mickey bottle of Vodka. It is the cheap stuff, which...
    • artman4444 11/23/2012
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 22
    • A hand has grasped tightly onto his shoulder, and shakes him continuously. A harsh scent hits him, and Donnie comes to. Officer Burrish has waved...
    • artman4444 11/13/2012
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 21
    • About 2 blocks later, Donny slows to a trot, then a fast walk. He is covered in sweat despite the cool day. The sun was blazing bright, but being...
    • artman4444 11/08/2012
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 20
    • The present-day storm finally stopped dumping snow upon Cedar Rapids. What about Global warming? Donny would prefer a sweltering environment than...
    • artman4444 11/06/2012
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 19
    • Jessie gave Donny a total of 800 milligrams of Oxy pills, in 3 pill containers. It seemed like a lot, but it wasn't, considering Jessie made off...
    • artman4444 10/31/2012
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 18
    • Jessie drops beside Donny, shaking the thin metal of the bench. The wooden planks on the seat creaked.     "You look sick, son," Jessie says in a...
    • artman4444 10/29/2012
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 17
    • The first withdrawal was bad. Donnie had been in Iowa City only a week when the Oxy ran out. The next day after snorting his last pill, the...
    • artman4444 10/26/2012
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 16
    • Originally, Donny used the foil for makeshift weed paraphernalia. If he wrapped a piece of the metal around a pen, it created a tube shape. When...
    • artman4444 10/23/2012
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 15
    • The snowstorm covered the lower quarter of Iowa. Donnie had a small portable radio and listened to the chatter between songs. The DJ's ran off...
    • artman4444 10/19/2012
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 14
    • The cord reached. Donnie felt calm as he stepped into the tub once more. His breathing was slow. This was the right thing to do. Fuck God. Donnie...
    • artman4444 10/17/2012
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 13
    • The motel was dirty and unpleasant to the normal person's judgement. However, it was a palace to Donnie, a fitting mausoleum for one such as he....
    • artman4444 10/15/2012
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 12
    • Donnie asked to be dropped off at the Wal-Mart. Greg did so, and drove away with a wave. Donnie bought a bag of disposable shaving razors. He...
    • artman4444 10/11/2012
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 11
    •     Donnie supersized his meal. It was a lavish expense for Donnie, but he might not be here come tomorrow. Donnie figured he might as well enjoy...
    • artman4444 10/10/2012
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 10
    • Donnie learned a lot about Greg. Being a listener, it was easy for Donnie to ascertain more. Transition questions were good. Greg was born and...
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 9
    • Much to Donnie's grief, Gus would not allow a guest to stay in the Blazer Hilton any longer. Gus never had gotten hassle from the cops before...
    • artman4444 10/02/2012
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 8
    • Donnie's dreams were interrupted rudely by a tap on the driverside window. Donnie felt bright light flaring against his closed eyelids. Oh no....
    • artman4444 10/01/2012
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 7
    •     Donnie wasn't much of a conversationalist, even when in the company of the downtrodden. Donnie sits on a bench, isolated by himself, but...
    • artman4444 09/28/2012
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    • Pawn Takes King Part 6
    • Donnie walked along the highway, pockets brimming with narcotics, and a head full of badness. He was homeless, but hadn't looked the part back...
    • artman4444 09/27/2012
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