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    • Q: what does U.F.F.A stand for A: Unidentified flying fat ass
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    • questions for mommy
    • A little girl and her mother were out and about. Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?" The mother...
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    • 3 Year Olds Question
    • A three year old boy taking a bath examined his penis and asked, "Mommy, is this my brain?" The mother replied, "Not yet,...
    • DrunkandNaked 12/29/2010
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    • alright joke
    • Q.when does it rain money? A.when theres a CHANGE in the weather. hhahahahah
    • mmange 11/01/2010
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    • 2 Guys At A Bar
    • Two friends go to a bar for a beer. After a few rounds, one of them asks the other "Say, John, if you ever got drunk and woke up in a forest...
    • P00KY 04/04/2010
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    • The Chicken and the Egg
    • A chicken and an egg was laying in bed together. The chicken had a big smile on his face and was smoking a cigarette. The egg was turned on her...
    • briantreybig 01/30/2010
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    • Kids!!
    • A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and...
    • RedLesPaul 07/25/2009
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    • gods little trick
    • A guy gets a chance to ask god 3 questions. the first question asked was "what is a dollair in your eyes" god says "1 billion...
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    • Todays school kids
    • A group of young children were sitting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions. "Davey,...
    • rondetto 07/02/2009
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    • Another Little Johnny.
    • A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!'...
    • RedLesPaul 05/22/2009
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    • Womens Shelter
    • Q. What is the first thing a woman does after leaving an abuse shelter? A. The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.
    • Jackassory1982 04/29/2009
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    • Dumb questions
    • How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? How do you get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass? How do you get...
    • caroldaniel67 02/25/2009
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    • Serious Question
    • How could 2 million African Americans get into Washington DC in sub-zero temps in 1 day when 200,000 couldn't get out of New Orleans at 85...
    • SuperSpy 01/28/2009
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    • Moral question
    • I have a moral question for you. This is an imaginary situation, but I think it is fun to decide what one would do. The situation: You are in the...
    • cheetolover34 01/25/2009
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    • Gentleman Like......
    • Little Johnny asks his mother her age. She replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question." Johnny then asks his mother how...
    • chrison426 01/12/2009
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    • Butt Cheeks
    • Q: What did one butt cheek say to the other? A: Together, we can stop this sh*t.
    • skorn1999 01/03/2009
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    • Which came first?
    • A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.The chicken is leaning against the headboard, smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied look on its face.The...
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    • Never ask a drunk a question
    • I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A...
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    • several quick blonde jokes
    • Q. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A. Tell her a joke on Wednesday. Q. How do you confuse a blonde? A. You can't, they have...
    • hawker30 08/13/2008
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    • Doctor's Office
    • An old man walks into a crowded waiting room and approaches the desk. The receptionist asks what he is seeing the doctor for today. 'There's...
    • i_know_jack 07/27/2008
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    • Two Black Balls
    • Little Johnny is in a class where every Friday the teacher asks a question, and if you get it right you don't have to go to school on...
    • Disturbed01 07/21/2008
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    • Little Johnny's Question
    • A teacher asks her class, If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left? She calls on little Johnny....
    • Disturbed01 07/21/2008
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    • Pearly gates
    • Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into...
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    • 65,000 Question
    • Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled in her favor, as Jane had a gained substantial lead over her...
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    • PMS Question
    • If men had PMS, what would happen? a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it. b) Cramps would become an acceptable reason to...
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    • Sunday School
    • Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was...
    • nitro338 03/24/2008
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    • Sex Question
    • A young girl asks her mother, "Mom, is it true that a baby comes out of where you put the penis?" The mom responds with a yes. The girl...
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    • Pregnancy Question
    • A woman pregnant with her first child paid a visit to her obstetrician's office. After the exam, she shyly said, "My husband wants me to...
    • CollegePics 02/14/2008
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    • Blondes
    • Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A. It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.
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