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    • Ifs

    • 1.If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? 2.How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? 3.Why do they sterilize the...
    • RedRocketPower
      Uploaded 08/30/2011
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    • Cool quotes and funny one-liners

    • A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a...
    • burnt_out
      Uploaded 06/09/2011
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    • funny quotes

    • -Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. -There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. -Everyone...
    • iarebrian
      Uploaded 04/20/2011
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    • Cool quotes and funny one-liners

    • Have no fear of perfection youll never reach it. ~Salvador Dali Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the...
    • burnt_out
      Uploaded 02/08/2011
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    • Who said church ain't fun?

    • In the middle of a pastor's sermon, a man stood up and walked outside. After the service, the pastor approached the wife of the man who walked...
    • burnt_out
      Uploaded 09/09/2010
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    • Cool Quotes

    • Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz It's true that we don't know what we've got...
    • burnt_out
      Uploaded 07/14/2010
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    • Great Quotes

    • Your "best"! Losers always whine about their "best"! Winners go home and fuck the prom queen. - Sean Connery If im not...
    • myfingerstinks
      Uploaded 05/28/2010
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    • Some police quotes

    • The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." "If you run, you'll only go to jail...
    • Delice78
      Uploaded 11/09/2009
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    • Famous Quotes About The French

    • “I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me.” ~ General George S. Patton “As far as I’m concerned,...
    • MadChemist
      Uploaded 09/17/2009
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    • Albert Einstein Quotes

    • "Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move...
    • SnakePlisskan
      Uploaded 08/17/2009
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    • Work quotes

    • The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. Robert Frost The easiest job in the world has to be...
    • INSANE1234
      Uploaded 08/15/2009
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    • Stupid Sports Quotes

    • These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world. Oiler coach Bum Phillips: When asked by Bob Costas why he takes...
    • nspizzl
      Uploaded 02/16/2009
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    • Famous People, Stupid Quotes

    • (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and...
    • aspenels
      Uploaded 01/22/2009
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    • Top Quotes From the 2008 Olympics

    • Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics: 1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava...
    • cripster
      Uploaded 01/13/2009
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    • Yogi Berra quites

    • A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. Yogi Berra All pitchers are liars or crybabies. Yogi Berra Always go to other people's funerals,...
    • Chatham
      Uploaded 10/26/2008
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    • George Carlin Quotes Pt. 3

    • 21. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? 22. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank...
    • berv
      Uploaded 09/17/2008
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    • George Carlin Quotes Pt. 2

    • 10. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 11. Is there another word for...
    • berv
      Uploaded 09/17/2008
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    • George Carlin Quotes

    • For those who love the philosophy of hypocrisy and ambiguity...A few statements to ponder... George Carlin Quotes: 1. Don't sweat the petty...
    • berv
      Uploaded 09/17/2008
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    • Stupid celebrity Quotes

    • What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff? Paris Hilton I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a...
    • TheGiant
      Uploaded 09/06/2008
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    • Funny politics quotes

    • A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. -H. L. Mencken Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done...
    • crayzykyle
      Uploaded 08/25/2008
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    • Rectal Exam

    • A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing a rectal exam: 1....
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 06/02/2008
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    • What's Your Condom Size

    • Arnie walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of rubbers. The girl behind the counter asked politely, "What size, sir?" "Gee, I...
    • sidexwalk
      Uploaded 06/01/2008
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    • Yogi Berra Quotes

    • "Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours." "Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is...
    • xxyzz
      Uploaded 04/27/2008
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    • funny quotes

    • Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Men are like parking spots, the...
    • 1994300ex
      Uploaded 04/20/2008
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