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- The Lone Ranger
- So the indians finally catch the lone ranger and tell him he has 3 days before they kill him. The indian chief says 'lone ranger, you have 3 days...
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- Do you like Dragons?
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- TheOneAnOnly 01/02/2013
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- Stupid Kid
- This happened to me this past weekend. After a night of drinking at the bar, after last call, I found myself looking for any girl. I have an issue...
- MyLastAttack 08/20/2012
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- What do you call a Chinese postman? May-Ling A snail walks into a bar, the barman throws him out. nine months later the snail walks in and asks...
- NotfortheWeak 06/07/2012
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- More Weird Random and Useless Facts
- It’s possible to die of a broken heart. According to recent studies, it’s possible to die from heart failure after an intense emotional event! It’s...
- deathwish01b 02/09/2012
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- Abraham Lincoln’s voice was actually shrill and high. We tend to think of Lincoln as having this great baritone voice that carried into the crowds as...
- deathwish01b 02/01/2012
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- On the average a fart is composed of about 59 percent nitrogen, 21 percent hydrogen 9 percent carbon dioxide, 7 percent methane and 4 percent...
- deathwish01b 01/07/2012
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- random people
- Don't you hate it when people ask for money at the most randomest moments (most likely thats not a word but don't judge me) like for example this guy...
- scorpion 09/25/2011
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- Ifs
- 1.If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? 2.How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? 3.Why do they sterilize the needles...
- RedRocketPower 08/30/2011
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- Why is it good to be a man?
- 1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 2. Your orgasms are real. Always. 3. Your last name stays put. 4. The garage is all yours. 5....
- RedRocketPower 08/30/2011
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- More "no arms and no legs" riddles
- What do you call a man with no arms and no legs under your car? Jack What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a BBQ...
- scubadude 07/09/2011
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- -Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. -There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. -Everyone has...
- iarebrian 04/20/2011
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- 'I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.' 'Dyslexic man walks into a bra' A woman has twins, and gives...
- earthwormjerm 04/11/2011
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- 7 Reasons why people hate Gwyneth Paltrow.
- “I don't really have drunk friends. My friends are kind of adult; they have a drink. But they hold their liquor. I think it's incredibly embarrassing...
- BEERLORD 01/16/2011
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- 2 Llamas
- Two llamas are eating a clown. One looks at the other and sais, "does this taste funny to you?"
- DankGreenTreez 07/05/2010
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- In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb.. Hence we have 'the rule...
- lepricon777 03/23/2010
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- Well Said
- Q: What did the pathetic loser say to express his feelings? A: Fail.
- ideasbychuck 12/23/2009
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- One-Liners
- 1) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting a tomato in a fruit salad. 2) The early bird might get the worm, but the second...
- xxfregiltxx 11/28/2009
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- Q.What are the four most difficult years for a coon A.grade 6 -Steve Irwan should have worn sun block... to protect him from all the harmful...
- guinness13494 11/08/2009
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- Irish Wish
- An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says,...
- zBaum 09/26/2009
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- 1.The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. 2.Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than...
- duderinoMCduder 08/10/2009
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- glasses joke
- while her husband was laying down, she removed his glasses and says "you know, honey," she said sweetly "without your glasses you...
- dancefreek 03/10/2009
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- marriage Quote
- when a man brings his wife flowers for no reson, there's a reson
- dancefreek 03/09/2009
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- So you think you know everything?
- "Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "lollipop" with your right. (Bet you tried this out...
- osiris0900 01/17/2009
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- Unusual Random Facts
- If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change...
- SuperSpy 01/16/2009
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- Some More Random Facts
- Canadian researchers have found that Einstein's brain was 15% wider than normal. Minus 40 degrees Celsius is exactly the same as minus 40 degrees...
- BrownNoise 01/16/2009
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- Snapples random facts
- A list of all the Snapple "Real Facts" found under the bottle caps. Snapple Facts #1 A Goldfish's attention span is three...
- ScubaSteve08 01/16/2009
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- You May Be Taliban If...
- You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't...
- cmhFERREAL 12/30/2008
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- Things to do at work
- 1. Change the speed dial settings on a co workers phone. 2. Put a sign on your photocopier that says "New Copier - Voice activated - please...
- cmhFERREAL 12/30/2008
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- Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back! Yo mama lips...
- jakxrules1 12/14/2008
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- Top 20 Random Chuck Norris Jokes
- 1. Some kids piss their name into snow, Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete. 2. Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck...
- Dead4Decades 12/09/2008
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- Har Dee Har.
- What's black and white and read all over? Newspaper. What goes black, white, black, white, black, white? Penguin falling down stairs. What's...
- Cnocker 12/04/2008
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- Apple and A Dead Baby
- What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.
- Brennen_Kloske 11/10/2008
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- Humourous.
- What do you say to a dude on a field with no legs? Grassyass.
- Cnocker 10/14/2008
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- Office Memo
- It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal...
- Cnocker 10/08/2008
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- yo momma and othr random jokes
- What did the 5 fingers say to the face? SLAP BITCH! What do u call 2 black men being chased by 100 white men? the PGA tour YO momma's house so...
- ds_oneschuk 10/05/2008
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- Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? Cows go moo not who. Knock knock. Who's th.... Interupting pidgeon. Knock knock. Who's there?...
- Cnocker 10/01/2008
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