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    • Black Inmate
    • What do you call a negro who has a regular job, sleeps in the same bed every night, and doesn't rape white women? Inmate #3354990
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    • Cowboys and Indians
    • A cowboy is riding through the plains of Oklahoma when he notices a bit of smoke off in the distance. As he is riding there he could see what...
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    • Rape of a nun.
    • Two nuns, Sister Mary and Sister Elizabeth are walking through the park when they are jumped by two thugs. Their habits are ripped from them and...
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    • If i was a girl.
    • If i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so i would deliver a...
    • horrorfreak 10/22/2009
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    • SEX
    • When both want it, it's called love When only one wants it, it's called rape When neither want it, it's called marraige
    • razy83 09/28/2009
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    • The 300 Game.
    • So a guy is walking down an alley when he sees a busty well-curved woman. He says "you are so hot can i have sex with you?" . The girl...
    • assfaced 08/23/2009
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    • micheal jackson burger
    • guy 1:hey,did you hear about the new burger mcdonalds is coming out with to honor micheal jackson? guy 2:No whats in it? guy 1:its a peice...
    • nathalean 06/29/2009
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    • Lost in the Woods
    • What should you do if you're walking in the woods and come across an unconscious, naked girl who looks like shes been raped? -Check your...
    • fatphil 04/06/2009
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    • Death or Buggery?
    • Three explorers are captured by a tribe in the Amazon jungle. The chief is going to punish the intruders. He calls the first explorer to the...
    • yuri_vaultin 03/12/2009
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    • Did You Know?
    • Did you know that 99% of women kiss with their eyes closed? ..............which is why its so hard to identify a rapist.
    • gotribe 03/12/2009
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    • Numerical Fear
    • Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Now why was 5 afraid of 6? Because 6 raped 5's mom.
    • Candy_Man 01/23/2009
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    • Gorilla encounter
    • Two gay homosexuals are walking through a zoo. They come across some gorillas and after a while they notice that one of the male gorilla has a...
    • wantSUMcandy 12/16/2008
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    • Hell isnt so bad
    • one day a man dies and finds himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the Devil. Devil: Why so glum? Guy:...
    • writtencause 12/12/2008
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    • Who's Strong Now
    • A convict breaks into a house and ties up a husband and wife. He jumps on the wife, kisses her ear and then runs to the bathroom. The husband...
    • Falthor 11/07/2008
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    • Two old guys
    • Two very elderly friends, Max and Wally, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day...
    • mjp124 10/15/2008
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    • elephant rape!
    • bloke goes to the doctor because hes been raped by an elephant. doctor says "thats strange, your ass is 11 inches wide, and elephant cock...
    • wholikesboobies 09/06/2008
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    • Horny Superman
    • One day Superman was flying around bored and extremely horny. He happened to notice Wonder woman lying completely naked on a rooftop....
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    • Rape
    • I raped a virgin and all I got was this bloody T-shirt.
    • coldfire86 07/20/2008
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    • Helen Keller Raped
    • Who is the meannest man alive? The man who raped Helen Keller then cut off her hands so she couldn't scream.
    • NiggerPants 07/14/2008
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    • Jon Leslie
    • John Leslie is now being accused of raping a disabled black girl whilst working on blue peter .... He blamed it on dyslexia and thought his...
    • mcgee 07/02/2008
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    • The convict
    • A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed....
    • DreaD08 06/10/2008
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    • Gang Rape
    • What’s the worst thing about gang rape? Waiting your turn.
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    • Dead Babies
    • Q: What's the worst part about being on a beach when 100 dead babies wash ashore? A: Hiding the erection.
    • Rape_Party 06/01/2008
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    • the polar bear club
    • a man wanted to join an exclusive polar bear club, so he wnt to alaska. upon arriving at the club house, he went to the bar and asked "how...
    • hammerhead5000 05/21/2008
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    • Death or Boofoo
    • Three guys piss off an indian tribe so the tribe leader says "You may pick one of two things death, or boofoo." The first guy not...
    • TehPwnerer 05/20/2008
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    • Next door neighbor
    • A little girl is talking to her mom and says, "Mommy, the man next door has a penis like a peanut." The mother laughs and asks,...
    • inrecop 05/08/2008
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    • Two Nuns
    • Two nuns are walking down a dark lonesome alleyway in the middle of night on there way back to there monastery after working a missionary at a...
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