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    • Drunk judge
    • An inebriated judge returned to court after a long lunch. In the first case, a man is charged with drunk driving who pleaded not guilty....
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    • Two Newfies
    • A Newfie drives down the road and sees another Newfie in the middle of a field in a canoe paddling. The Newfie pulls over and yells "It's...
    • DinkyEstrada 06/11/2012
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    • Newfie hitch hiking
    • A Newfie hitch hiking down the road is picked up by a new semi. He climbs in and says "wow, buddy! You got a nice truck boy!" The truck...
    • DinkyEstrada 06/11/2012
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    • Dishes
    • Q: How do you know when it's your turn to wash the dishes?A: When you look down in your pants and see a vagina.
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    • Beard
    • I used to hate the idea of having a beard, but now it's starting to grow on me.
    • nustierleonard 05/08/2012
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    • I Want A Quickie
    • A man goes into a restaurant, sits down at a table and, when the comely waitress asks for his order, says, "I want a...
    • bigewalksalone 05/06/2012
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    • Bad gamble
    • I came home from the bar four hours late last night."Where the fuck have you been?" screamed my wife.I said, "I've been playing...
    • poityb 05/04/2012
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    • Idiot Truck Driver
    • A truck driver was killed the other day at a truck stop in Georgia. He was ran over because he was on his hands and knees looking for lot lizards.
    • xXxG0DSMACKxXx 04/28/2012
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    • State the obvious
    • My family and I were at a friend's house for a barbecue when it started to rain.My son moaned, "The rain is wet."My friend laughed and...
    • poityb 04/26/2012
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    • Consumer Labels
    • In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed by stupidity, here are some actual label instructions found on consumer goods:...
    • Mis85 04/25/2012
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    • Paralympic gold
    • What's better than winning an Olympic gold at the Paralympics? Not being disabled.
    • poityb 04/24/2012
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    • Cheating golfer
    • A married man was having an affair with his secretary.One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made...
    • poityb 04/24/2012
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    • Beyonce..
    • Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left"? Because blacks have no rights.
    • poityb 04/24/2012
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    • Couples camping...
    • I went on a backpacking holiday with the wife.On the first night I said, "I think there's a monster under my bed...""Grow...
    • poityb 04/24/2012
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    • Sound advice...
    • My mum always told me, "Never do something that you'll regret later in life."I always thought that it was great advice. So I got it...
    • poityb 04/24/2012
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    • Happily married.....
    • Husband and wife.. .BEFORE MARRIAGE: Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait! Wife - Do you want me to leave? Husband - No! Don't even...
    • poityb 04/23/2012
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    • Honest guy...
    • A truckie who has been out on the road for three weeks steps into a brothel outside Kalgoorlie. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down...
    • Mis85 04/21/2012
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    • Honest guy...
    • A truckie who has been out on the road for three weeks steps into a brothel outside Kalgoorlie. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down...
    • Mis85 04/21/2012
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    • Blonde car accident
    • One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of...
    • Mis85 04/21/2012
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    • Short Dirty Jokes!
    • Short Dirty JokesQ: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?A: Because his pecker is on his head!Q. What did the penis say to the condom?A. Cover me im...
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    • Turkey Style
    • "Well, dear what's it to be tonight?" said the amorous hubby."Hmmm ... I'm in the mood for something special tonight, how about turkey style?"...
    • shell27 04/04/2012
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    • Bald Men
    • Q. Why do bald men have holes in there pockets?A. So they can run their fingers through their hair.
    • shell27 04/04/2012
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    • food
    • jokester: hey have you ever had Ethiopian food random ass fucker:no jokester: neither have they oooh
    • superjabomb 04/02/2012
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    • Two Hunters
    • Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his...
    • klabeaune 03/29/2012
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    • Obesity in America
    • I was told to write a paper about obesity in America and what we should do about it. I suggestion is nothing. I would say take all twinkies off...
    • jiggersnot 03/17/2012
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    • scary kkk
    • kkk are so scary that back in the day they beat blacks. but now they run from them. are y'all scared they going to do the same to you?
    • blacklove15586 03/13/2012
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    • Kinfolk
    • Billy-Bob and Bubba were sitting in the back of a trailer, drinking a beer and talking about life. Billy-Bob said: "If I snuck over to...
    • deathwish01b 03/12/2012
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