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- Drunk judge
- An inebriated judge returned to court after a long lunch. In the first case, a man is charged with drunk driving who pleaded not guilty. "I'm as...
- lavasmoke1 06/14/2012
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- Two Newfies
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- DinkyEstrada 06/11/2012
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- Newfie hitch hiking
- A Newfie hitch hiking down the road is picked up by a new semi. He climbs in and says "wow, buddy! You got a nice truck boy!" The truck...
- DinkyEstrada 06/11/2012
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- Dishes
- Q: How do you know when it's your turn to wash the dishes?A: When you look down in your pants and see a vagina.
- nustierleonard 06/02/2012
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- The difference between Northern and Southern zoos
- What's the difference between Northern and Southern zoos? A Northern zoo will tell you about the animals, while a Southern zoo will tell you the best...
- Urbanus1234 05/29/2012
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- What do you call a bear with no teeth?
- A gummy bear
- eat_my_sploom 05/17/2012
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- Ew.
- Whats good on pizza but not on pussy?Crust.
- RollAwayWithChu 05/10/2012
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- Beard
- I used to hate the idea of having a beard, but now it's starting to grow on me.
- nustierleonard 05/08/2012
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- Calories and Sex
- They say that during sex, you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
- bigewalksalone 05/06/2012
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- I Want A Quickie
- A man goes into a restaurant, sits down at a table and, when the comely waitress asks for his order, says, "I want a quickie"....
- bigewalksalone 05/06/2012
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- top ten tips to know if you have PMS
- 10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet 8. The dryer has shrunk every...
- bigewalksalone 05/06/2012
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- Bad gamble
- I came home from the bar four hours late last night."Where the fuck have you been?" screamed my wife.I said, "I've been playing poker...
- poityb 05/04/2012
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- Idiot Truck Driver
- A truck driver was killed the other day at a truck stop in Georgia. He was ran over because he was on his hands and knees looking for lot lizards.
- xXxG0DSMACKxXx 04/28/2012
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- State the obvious
- My family and I were at a friend's house for a barbecue when it started to rain.My son moaned, "The rain is wet."My friend laughed and...
- poityb 04/26/2012
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- Consumer Labels
- In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed by stupidity, here are some actual label instructions found on consumer goods: On...
- Mis85 04/25/2012
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- Paralympic gold
- What's better than winning an Olympic gold at the Paralympics? Not being disabled.
- poityb 04/24/2012
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- Cheating golfer
- A married man was having an affair with his secretary.One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made...
- poityb 04/24/2012
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- Couples camping...
- I went on a backpacking holiday with the wife.On the first night I said, "I think there's a monster under my bed...""Grow up,"...
- poityb 04/24/2012
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- Sound advice...
- My mum always told me, "Never do something that you'll regret later in life."I always thought that it was great advice. So I got it...
- poityb 04/24/2012
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- Happily married.....
- Husband and wife.. .BEFORE MARRIAGE: Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait! Wife - Do you want me to leave? Husband - No! Don't even...
- poityb 04/23/2012
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- 3 men who were lost in the jungle were captured by cannibals
- The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten...
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- Honest guy...
- A truckie who has been out on the road for three weeks steps into a brothel outside Kalgoorlie. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500...
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- Honest guy...
- A truckie who has been out on the road for three weeks steps into a brothel outside Kalgoorlie. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500...
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- Blonde car accident
- One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the...
- Mis85 04/21/2012
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- Racist Joke
- Chicken
- Nolifebro 04/13/2012
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- Your brother needed a Tux!
- Its 2 months till prom and a girl needs a prom dress. She goes to her father and asks "Can I please have money to buy a dress, prom is coming...
- dimitrivouts 04/12/2012
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- Short Dirty Jokes!
- Short Dirty JokesQ: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?A: Because his pecker is on his head!Q. What did the penis say to the condom?A. Cover me im...
- shell27 04/05/2012
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- Turkey Style
- "Well, dear what's it to be tonight?" said the amorous hubby."Hmmm ... I'm in the mood for something special tonight, how about turkey style?"...
- shell27 04/04/2012
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- food
- jokester: hey have you ever had Ethiopian food random ass fucker:no jokester: neither have they oooh
- superjabomb 04/02/2012
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- Two Hunters
- Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his...
- klabeaune 03/29/2012
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- How to sell a deaf guy a chicken
- How do you sell a deaf guy a chicken? HEY YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN?
- Fredkitty 03/22/2012
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- Walmart Shopping With The Wife
- A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think...
- fuzzywuzzy666 03/19/2012
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- Obesity in America
- I was told to write a paper about obesity in America and what we should do about it. I suggestion is nothing. I would say take all twinkies off the...
- jiggersnot 03/17/2012
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- What do you call a school bus full of white people?
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- skullcrusher03 03/17/2012
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- scary kkk
- kkk are so scary that back in the day they beat blacks. but now they run from them. are y'all scared they going to do the same to you?
- blacklove15586 03/13/2012
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- Kinfolk
- Billy-Bob and Bubba were sitting in the back of a trailer, drinking a beer and talking about life. Billy-Bob said: "If I snuck over to your...
- deathwish01b 03/12/2012
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- UNLIMITED E REPS
- UNLIMITED E REPS JUST BY PUTTING UP STUPID JOKES, GET IT?
- otkred 03/05/2012
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- Whitney Houston
- Maybe Whitney Houston isn't dead. . . maybe she's just waiting to exhale.
- bgamble 03/01/2012
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