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- A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotchal area and not paying attention. She went...
- nustierleonard 06/09/2012
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- Dishes
- Q: How do you know when it's your turn to wash the dishes?A: When you look down in your pants and see a vagina.
- nustierleonard 06/02/2012
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- The Shocker
- What's The Shocker you ask? Two in the pink, one in the stink, two in the goo, one in the poo, two in the chocco, one in the taco, two in the pank,...
- nustierleonard 05/30/2012
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- "Diet Pills" by nustier
- Women these days put way too much emphasis on their weight and looks, it65533s craziness. Not every girl can look like Jennifer Lopez. Hell, most...
- nustierleonard 05/16/2012
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- Girlf-hand
- Everyone tells me, you need a girlfriend, you need a girlfriend,Ya know what, I'm as single as a one dollar bill and loving every minute of it. As...
- nustierleonard 05/16/2012
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- Girlf-hand
- Everyone tells me, you need a girlfriend, you need a girlfriend…Ya know what, I’m as single as a one dollar bill and loving every minute of it. As...
- nustierleonard 05/05/2012
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- Old man confused
- There was a salty old man sitting in a wheel chair at a retirement home one day when this gorgeous young blond woman walks in and says "Today is your...
- nustierleonard 05/04/2012
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- When Girls Don't Put Out!
- I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I...
- JamesForce 04/27/2012
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- Money Talks
- During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding...
- klabeaune 03/28/2012
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- Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift...
- Bane180 01/29/2012
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- T off.............
- A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral...
- danielh2123 06/05/2011
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- ABC's of past girlfriends
- A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only after your...
- BIC1559 06/02/2011
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- Spiders
- A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her head, she looks up...
- BusaEldude 05/08/2011
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- To be Six Again
- A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked...
- Marine13 03/01/2011
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- Perfect girl
- It's important to find a girl that can manage the household. It's important to find a girl that can make you laugh. It's important to find a girl...
- peter_kalle 12/18/2010
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- blood
- A boy and a girl date, the girl needs a blood transfusion so the boy donates his blood. months later they break up and the boy says he wants his...
- wirecred102 10/02/2010
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- Breaking Up Is Hard to Do
- They say breaking up is so hard to do, but have you ever done it by e-mail? It's incredibly easy: point, click, done, bitch.
- CameOnYourFace 08/24/2010
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- Materialistic Girlfriend
- I have a girlfriend. The only thing I don't like about her is that she's super materialistic... So we go out on this date the other night. The first...
- CameOnYourFace 08/23/2010
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- Every Man's Job
- It's every man's job tonight to go home and plug himself in and be a heat rock, so when that lovely, cold-blooded iguana decides she wants to come to...
- CameOnYourFace 08/23/2010
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- Deaf - Mute Sex
- A young deaf-mute couple gets married. At first, they have sex with the lights on, in order to sign to each other. One day, the woman asks,...
- CameOnYourFace 08/23/2010
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- Adam's Questions
- One day, God and Adam were walking in the Garden of Eden. God told Adam that it was time to populate the Earth. "Adam, you can start by...
- thelegendery 02/15/2010
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- 5 secrets to a perfect relationship
- 5 Secrets to a perfect relationship 1. Its i! mportant to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans & has a job. 2. Its important to...
- guinness13494 09/11/2009
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- What Men Love
- A woman arrived at a party and while scanning the guests, spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, ...
- kilr33 05/02/2009
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- Lost in the Woods
- What should you do if you're walking in the woods and come across an unconscious, naked girl who looks like shes been raped? -Check your bearings;...
- fatphil 04/06/2009
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- Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift...
- latenight12 03/30/2009
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- Being a Guy
- If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive...
- thelegendery 03/18/2009
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- Women are like phones...
- They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected.
- kilr33 03/10/2009
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- Sad But True
- A father and his son go into the drug store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of...
- realmanchester 03/10/2009
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- Cheating Wife
- A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."...
- cripster 01/13/2009
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- The Pregnant Bride
- An 80-year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted....
- thelegendery 01/12/2009
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- Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting frustrated, though, because the two women who were playing right in...
- thelegendery 01/08/2009
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- William and Dad
- One Sunday morning William burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most...
- thelegendery 01/07/2009
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- Lost my Wife
- A man walks up to a very beautiful woman in a supermarket and says, "I can't seem to find my wife, and she has the keys to the our car. Do you...
- cripster 01/03/2009
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- Whats the Difference Between your Mom and Dad?
- their genders
- cripster 12/23/2008
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- Meeting the Family
- Brian and his girlfriend had been dating for over a year, and finally decided to get married. There was only one thing that bothered him: his...
- tetch 12/20/2008
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- Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift...
- earthwormjerm 11/26/2008
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- Men Super Store
- Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors....
- thelegendery 11/22/2008
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- 14 Signs Your Online Relationship isn't Working Out.
- 14) You discover that "Chesty McBust" isn't her real name, and she's dialing in from Langley, VA. 13 ) You: Large, hairy man. Your...
- tdoglog 10/31/2008
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- Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift...
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