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- Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so St. Peter had to tell the first one,...
- itsbriand_bitch 02/01/2012
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- dam fish
- There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale." A preacher walked up and...
- itsbriand_bitch 02/01/2012
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- Fuck you God
- When i was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike, as suggested by my Mormon parents. Then I realised god doesn't work like that. So I...
- DJowz123 01/31/2012
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- jesus
- why cant jesus play soccor? answer:if he head buts the ball it will pop why cant jesus eat m&ms answer:they will fall threw his hands what...
- comeidan21 01/30/2012
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- jesus
- jesus and moses went to a lake to go fishing on a boat jesus said do you want to make a bet moses said what is it jesus said i bet you 20 dollars i...
- comeidan21 01/30/2012
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- My problem
- Guys, I have a really big problem. You see, my girlfriend, who is at least 18 years of age, and who is not my mom or my sister, or any other...
- iLIKEtoSAYpoop 01/28/2012
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- Jesus Joke
- Last night I dreamed I invented a time machine and went back in time to see Jesus. I asked him, "Can you speak French?" He said,...
- FlameHorse 01/19/2012
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- holy water
- Q. How do you get holy water? A. You boil the hell out of it.
- winglesseagle 01/16/2012
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- nuns
- The Mother Superior calls all the nuns together. She then says to them, " I must tell you something very serious. We have a case of gonorrhea in...
- winglesseagle 01/16/2012
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- w.w.j.s.
- What did God say when Eve jumped in the lake? Fuck, now the fish are going to smell like that.
- itsbriand_bitch 01/13/2012
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- Two Women
- Two Women waiting in line at the Pearly Gates to get into heaven and started to strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first...
- guitarlover 01/11/2012
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- Irish joke without drinking
- An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road. A man asks what's wrong?? The boy says Me ma is dead. Oh bejaysus the man says, Do you want...
- beaverpoker 01/10/2012
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- Know how tell Noah wasn't black?
- No black guy could go 40 days on a boat and not eat the chickens!
- beaverpoker 01/10/2012
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- wii fit
- yo mamma so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit!!!!
- captainpenis1 01/09/2012
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- Whale Circumcision
- How do you circumcise a blue whale? You send 4-skin divers.
- pigfat 12/30/2011
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- jewish one liner
- How do you say "fuck you" in Jewish? Trust me.
- amiaz351 12/25/2011
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- One more time
- A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find...
- bigewalksalone 12/25/2011
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- Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders
- EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM 'I've got problems. Every...
- bigewalksalone 12/25/2011
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- things you don't argue with
- Good afternoon, it makes sense to me, some things you don't argue with.... A while back, I picked up a lovely date at her...
- bigewalksalone 12/25/2011
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- Catholicism
- A pedophile, a Catholic priest, and a child molester all walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
- nthckr 12/22/2011
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- Trio Jokes
- These are the best trio jokes i can think of, substitute your friends names and make them laugh or think about hurting you....enjoy. JOKE 1 (Guy...
- cconl53 12/17/2011
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- 9 Things That Will Disappear In Our Lifetime
- ok its not really a joke, but I had no idea where to post this.... 9 Things That Will Disappear In Our Lifetime Whether these changes are...
- PaulLovesAll 12/11/2011
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- Need your help!
- Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on E-Bay? I put in a $20 bid for a "Mickey Mouse Outfit" Now it seems...
- bigewalksalone 12/09/2011
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- Killer jigsaw puzzle
- She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the...
- bigewalksalone 12/09/2011
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- 23 Adult Truths
- 23 Adult Truths 1 Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 2. Nothing sucks more than that...
- PaulLovesAll 12/09/2011
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- 7 KINDS OF SEX
- Research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex. The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when You first meet someone,...
- PaulLovesAll 12/07/2011
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- political joke
- While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the...
- willie1170 11/27/2011
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- The priest the Hooker
- A priest went downtown to try & get a few hookers to turn their lives over to GOD.He started talking to one of the ladies in which she asked,...
- bigewalksalone 11/26/2011
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- Pretty Horrible
- What did the Jew say to the Nazi? "Your gas chambers holocost too much."
- EpicChavs 11/21/2011
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- 4 boys
- A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had...
- bigewalksalone 11/18/2011
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- NEW PANTIES
- A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short...
- bigewalksalone 11/18/2011
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- The Sisters Of Mercy
- A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying "Sisters of Mercy, House of Prostitution, 10 miles" Thinking it is some sort...
- baller231 11/04/2011
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- Meeting The Pope
- A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the Pope. There he stood, in a big long line with a rather expensive suit...
- baller231 11/04/2011
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- The Big Flood
- The Big Flood It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come over the land. The waters rose so high that one man was forced to...
- baller231 11/04/2011
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- Wailing Wall
- A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something emotional and positive and of human interest. Something like that guy...
- baller231 11/04/2011
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