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- Little Johnny
- Little Johnny was doing terribly in public school so his mom moved him to the neighborhood Catholic school. After a few weeks he got his first...
- scubadude 07/11/2011
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- A whale of a whale tale
- A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because...
- scubadude 07/09/2011
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- A blonde Easter
- Three blonde friends died together in a car wreck. They found themselves standing in front of the pearly gates with St. Peter. He told them that...
- scubadude 07/08/2011
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- first sign of aids
- whats the first sign of aids a pounding sensation in the ass
- daloia 07/07/2011
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- aids and toilet seats
- how can you get aids from a toilet seat sit down before the other guy gets up
- daloia 07/07/2011
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- How a Planet Came to Be
- I once walked up to God. As I stood before him I turned around, only to let one rip before the the Great Holiness. I turn around to see him with a...
- Burnout3D 07/02/2011
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- WAYS TO IRRITATE YOUR PROFESSOR
- * Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board. * Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the professor says no, rip the pages...
- pappas21 06/29/2011
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- YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN IN COLLEGE TOO LONG WHEN...
- You consider McDonald's "real food." * You actually like doing laundry at home. * 4:00 AM is still early on the weekends. * It...
- pappas21 06/29/2011
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- WEALTH, WISDOM OR BEAUTY
- An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his...
- pappas21 06/29/2011
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- Bride and Groom
- The bashful bride and groom were delighted to be finally alone in their honey moon suite.Blushing,the bride asked her new husband,"Johnny,now...
- letitroll 06/28/2011
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- Svensters Favorit amerikcan cities:
- Boise Menpiss Austin Brownsville Oklahomo City Porkman, Organ Crested Butte Sand...
- svenster 06/26/2011
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- What is the difference between Chuck Norris and God?
- God doesn't have a black belt.
- f_panda22 06/24/2011
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- WHO GETS INTO HEAVEN??
- so one day god decides that there are to many people in heaven so he decides that for one day the person who died the most horrible death can enter,...
- JamesHowlett 06/22/2011
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- Funny Heaven Joke
- It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was...
- houdeka 06/22/2011
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- How Moses got the 10 Commandments
- If you get your feelings hurt easily, stop here, this is NOT politically correct: God went to the Arabs and said, 'I have Commandments for you...
- Twidget 06/22/2011
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- Did you hear..
- Did you hear the one about the muslim sex doll? It blows itself up.
- smokesbob 06/19/2011
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- Cool quotes and funny one-liners
- A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a...
- burnt_out 06/09/2011
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- Vietnamese
- What do you call 2 Vietnamese in a Dodge Charger? Gooks of Hazard
- murseh8r 06/08/2011
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- weddings..
- Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
- jakeissamrrt 06/05/2011
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- Tragic Loss
- It's with tremendous sadness that I report a local blond girl has lost 95% of her brains....yes, her husband just died.
- lameokid 06/01/2011
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- Elevator Job
- Q: Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs? A: Cos they've no idea of the route.
- lameokid 06/01/2011
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- bible sellers
- Englishman, Scottish man and Irishman selling bibles door to door, they have a bet who will sell the most in a day. They meet up at end of day and...
- only4you 05/31/2011
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- The Top 10 Insults
- 1. Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory 2.You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents...
- arther123 05/30/2011
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- Mary and the pin
- Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping,...
- only4you 05/30/2011
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- Stupid paddy
- The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern. "Paddy," he said, " I'm afraid I'll not be seeing you in Heaven one...
- only4you 05/30/2011
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- You Must Be A Redneck If...
- You Must Be A Redneck If * You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more times a month than your dad * You see a bill board...
- Filmzies 05/28/2011
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- Obama Hip Hop
- Q. What would you get if you crossed Albert Einstein with Barack Obama? A. E = MC Hammer
- Filmzies 05/25/2011
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- Barack Obama Joke 2
- Q. What Bruce Springsteen song always makes Obama grin? A. “Born in the U.S.A.”
- Filmzies 05/25/2011
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- Brack Obama Jokes
- Q. Why does Obama always oppose Israel? A. Because he's an alumnus of the other team.
- Filmzies 05/25/2011
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- Irish bar.
- Irish man walks out of a bar.
- olivernorris 05/25/2011
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- the truth about the rapture
- Harold camping and God walk into a bar. God looks at Camping and says "here's the date, now go prepare my son." Camping all excited...
- rednex99 05/25/2011
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- Funny church bulletin messages
- Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: 1....
- BioWeapon 05/24/2011
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- 3 Kids at the principals office
- There are 3 kids sitting outside of the principal's office. When asked why they ended up there, they each replied: "I said the S-H word..." "I...
- BioWeapon 05/24/2011
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- Osama Bin Laden Joke
- What was Osama Bin Laden's last tweet? BRB, someone is at the door.
- Filmzies 05/23/2011
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- Getting Married in Heaven
- On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly...
- Namauri 05/21/2011
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- insomiac with dyslexia
- Did you hear about the agnostic insomniac who had dyslexia? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was such a thing as Dog.
- Frogbob 05/20/2011
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