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    • How a Planet Came to Be

    • I once walked up to God. As I stood before him I turned around, only to let one rip before the the Great Holiness. I turn around to see him with...
    • Burnout3D
      Uploaded 07/02/2011
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    • WAYS TO IRRITATE YOUR PROFESSOR

    • * Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board. * Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the professor says no, rip the...
    • pappas21
      Uploaded 06/29/2011
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    • WEALTH, WISDOM OR BEAUTY

    • An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with...
    • pappas21
      Uploaded 06/29/2011
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    • Bride and Groom

    • The bashful bride and groom were delighted to be finally alone in their honey moon suite.Blushing,the bride asked her new...
    • letitroll
      Uploaded 06/28/2011
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    • jews

    • how many jews does it take to replace a light bulb? none, light bulbs are too expensive
    • badrant
      Uploaded 06/22/2011
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    • WHO GETS INTO HEAVEN??

    • so one day god decides that there are to many people in heaven so he decides that for one day the person who died the most horrible death can...
    • JamesHowlett
      Uploaded 06/22/2011
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    • Funny Heaven Joke

    • It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was...
    • houdeka
      Uploaded 06/22/2011
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    • How Moses got the 10 Commandments

    • If you get your feelings hurt easily, stop here, this is NOT politically correct: God went to the Arabs and said, 'I have Commandments for...
    • Twidget
      Uploaded 06/22/2011
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    • Did you hear..

    • Did you hear the one about the muslim sex doll? It blows itself up.
    • smokesbob
      Uploaded 06/19/2011
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    • Cool quotes and funny one-liners

    • A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a...
    • burnt_out
      Uploaded 06/09/2011
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    • Walmart

    • Why are there no Walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there are way to many Targets
    • dubie78
      Uploaded 06/08/2011
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    • Vietnamese

    • What do you call 2 Vietnamese in a Dodge Charger? Gooks of Hazard
    • murseh8r
      Uploaded 06/08/2011
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    • weddings..

    • Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
    • jakeissamrrt
      Uploaded 06/05/2011
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    • Tragic Loss

    • It's with tremendous sadness that I report a local blond girl has lost 95% of her brains....yes, her husband just died.
    • lameokid
      Uploaded 06/01/2011
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    • Elevator Job

    • Q: Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs? A: Cos they've no idea of the route.
    • lameokid
      Uploaded 06/01/2011
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    • bible sellers

    • Englishman, Scottish man and Irishman selling bibles door to door, they have a bet who will sell the most in a day. They meet up at end of day...
    • only4you
      Uploaded 05/31/2011
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    • Logic Win

    • Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
    • arther123
      Uploaded 05/31/2011
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    • The Top 10 Insults

    • 1. Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory 2.You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents...
    • arther123
      Uploaded 05/30/2011
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    • Mary and the pin

    • Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was...
    • only4you
      Uploaded 05/30/2011
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    • Stupid paddy

    • The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern. "Paddy," he said, " I'm afraid I'll not be seeing you in Heaven...
    • only4you
      Uploaded 05/30/2011
      • 317 Views
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    • You Must Be A Redneck If...

    • You Must Be A Redneck If * You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more times a month than your dad * You see a bill...
    • Filmzies
      Uploaded 05/28/2011
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    • Obama Hip Hop

    • Q. What would you get if you crossed Albert Einstein with Barack Obama? A. E = MC Hammer
    • Filmzies
      Uploaded 05/25/2011
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    • Barack Obama Joke 2

    • Q. What Bruce Springsteen song always makes Obama grin? A. “Born in the U.S.A.”
    • Filmzies
      Uploaded 05/25/2011
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    • Brack Obama Jokes

    • Q. Why does Obama always oppose Israel? A. Because he's an alumnus of the other team.
    • Filmzies
      Uploaded 05/25/2011
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    • the truth about the rapture

    • Harold camping and God walk into a bar. God looks at Camping and says "here's the date, now go prepare my son." Camping all excited...
    • rednex99
      Uploaded 05/25/2011
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    • Funny church bulletin messages

    • Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:...
    • BioWeapon
      Uploaded 05/24/2011
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    • 3 Kids at the principals office

    • There are 3 kids sitting outside of the principal's office. When asked why they ended up there, they each replied: "I said the S-H word..." "I...
    • BioWeapon
      Uploaded 05/24/2011
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    • Getting Married in Heaven

    • On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the...
    • Namauri
      Uploaded 05/21/2011
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    • insomiac with dyslexia

    • Did you hear about the agnostic insomniac who had dyslexia? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was such a thing as Dog.
    • Frogbob
      Uploaded 05/20/2011
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    • Jew Joke

    • Question:Why don't Jewish Marine Biologists own submarines? Answer: " Why pay for a submarine when we have our noses.
    • Filmzies
      Uploaded 05/18/2011
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    • Father Ol'Mackie

    • Father Ol'Mackie Pete goes to the church to confess his sins. As he is in the confession box he says " Father, Please forgiv..." The...
    • tlazare2k6
      Uploaded 05/16/2011
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    • 0 to 200 in 5 seconds

    • Bill was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a...
    • keymo1331
      Uploaded 05/16/2011
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