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- not ready !
- A guy and a girl were planning on going on a date to a new restaurant. The girl got ready and waited for her date to come pick her up. She waited for...
- AFatLemon 02/26/2012
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- Never choke in a restaurant in the South
- Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table...
- Frankielike 08/02/2011
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- Efficiency
- A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. A nearby waiter reached...
- DarthTolkien 11/24/2009
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- Masturbating Japanese in Restaurant
- A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmen seated there are furiously...
- yuri_vaultin 02/27/2009
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- Rose
- An elderly couple were having dinner at another couple's house and after their meal, the wives left the table to go to the kitchen. The two...
- Eastside_Dave 01/14/2009
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- Blind Man in a Restaurant
- A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm...
- Lazyboy1688 11/17/2008
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- Bullfighting Specialty of the House
- After many years of hard work and saving, a man travels to Sevilla, Spain in order to visit the birthplace of his ancestors. While touring some of...
- SuperSpy 11/13/2008
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- No Joke! Shit Happens
- Neighbors in the previously quiet New York City neighborhood of Nolita complain about the raucous, late-night trance music and crowds at the recently...
- kilr33 10/26/2008
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- Difference between a Canadian and a canoe.
- What's the difference between a Candian and a canoe? A canoe tips.
- DarthTolkien 09/28/2008
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- The Dining Arrangement
- A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress (taking another order at a table a few paces away) suddenly...
- Shadeofdespair 09/15/2008
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- Seeing Eye Dogs in Restaurants
- A guy with a Doberman pinscher asks his friend who has a Chihuahua if he wants to grab a bite to eat. The man with the Chihuahua says, "We...
- djohn23 09/11/2008
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- Hind-Lick
- A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town out in the country. She orders the chicken and starts to eat. Eating too fast she starts to choke on a...
- Disturbed01 07/21/2008
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- Dumb Thoughts by KT
- Why is it that mayonnaise is standard on food? It should be separate just like ketchup and mustard. It is embarrassing asking for no mayonnaise. ...
- pezoket 07/21/2008
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- Top Ten Ways to Annoy Your Waiter
- Top ten ways to annoy your waiter: 10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip. 9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad...
- ssgoku3 07/18/2008
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- Cancelled Order
- I was at a chinese retaurant the other day, and i realized baby ducks are called ducklings, so i cancelled my order of dumplings.
- HomemadeGrenade 06/25/2008
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- turtle soup
- A man sits down at a restaurant and looks at the menu. He tells the waiter "I think I will have the turtle soup". The waiter leaves, but...
- theanusbananus 05/13/2008
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- Moon walking
- Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere
- milkdilk 04/07/2008
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- The Surfer
- A hungry surfer decides to eat at a nice restaurant. Looking to break out of the monotony of fast food, he enters the building with very excited. The...
- Gee111 03/10/2008
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- The spoon
- A man walked into a restaurant and as he sat down, he noticed all the servers had extra spoons in their pockets. When his server came, he asked him...
- thoraxthebasher 02/25/2008
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