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    • not ready !
    • A guy and a girl were planning on going on a date to a new restaurant. The girl got ready and waited for her date to come pick her up. She waited...
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    • A couple walks into a restaurant, sit down and order drinks. When Fred (a mutual friend of the couple) enters with a beutiful 22 year old. The...
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    • Efficiency
    • A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. A nearby waiter...
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    • Tramps
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    • An elderly couple were having dinner at another couple's house and after their meal, the wives left the table to go to the kitchen. The two...
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    • No Joke! Shit Happens
    • Neighbors in the previously quiet New York City neighborhood of Nolita complain about the raucous, late-night trance music and crowds at the...
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    • The Dining Arrangement
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    • Hind-Lick
    • A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town out in the country. She orders the chicken and starts to eat. Eating too fast she starts to choke...
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    • Dumb Thoughts by KT
    • Why is it that mayonnaise is standard on food? It should be separate just like ketchup and mustard. It is embarrassing asking for no...
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    • Cancelled Order
    • I was at a chinese retaurant the other day, and i realized baby ducks are called ducklings, so i cancelled my order of dumplings.
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    • turtle soup
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    • Moon walking
    • Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere
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    • The Surfer
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    • The spoon
    • A man walked into a restaurant and as he sat down, he noticed all the servers had extra spoons in their pockets. When his server came, he asked...
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