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    • Crook Takes Pawn is Done
    •     Crook Takes Pawn is done. The rough draft is, anyway. Now I guess i've gotta go through and revise, chopping chunks out of this bloated whale...
    • artman4444 08/08/2012
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    • Choke the Rich
    • I hope they chokeon the dreams that they brokeUnable to digest,scratches at their throat The fallout will bury The fortunate folkthey who have...
    • artman4444 07/31/2012
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    • Crook Takes Pawn Epilogue
    • Dear Greg Jefferson,  You are cordially invited to attend the graduating proceedings for the class of 2012. As a special guest of honor, you will...
    • artman4444 07/30/2012
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    • Crook Takes Pawn Part 99
    • Greg returned to Rebecca. Amy was gone. Rebecca seemed to be in a sour mood. She read a newspaper, whipping the pages as she progressed.    "The...
    • artman4444 07/28/2012
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    • Crook Takes Pawn Part 98
    • "The van only had about 20,000 miles on it." Greg comments. Rebecca shrugs."It was a good ride, but I think they'll have more use for it than I...
    • artman4444 07/27/2012
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    • Crook Takes Pawn Part 97
    • "Greg!!" Ed shouts after him. Greg turns. A headache is building behind Greg's eyes. It will certainly be a migraine, a real vein-squeezer. Ed...
    • artman4444 07/26/2012
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    • Crook Takes Pawn Part 96
    • Rebecca and Greg return sulkily to the motel. Rebecca extends their stay for an additional night, and swipes her card to pay for it. Greg takes a...
    • artman4444 07/25/2012
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    • Crook Takes Pawn Part 95
    •     Rebecca sees eerie similarities in father and son. Raymond carries himself much like his pops: walking with short, measured steps, an...
    • artman4444 07/25/2012
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    • Crook Takes Pawn Part 94
    • Ed is home. He is shirtless and shoeless, explaining he just got through an overnight shift at the utility company. He is dismayed at seeing...
    • artman4444 07/24/2012
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    • Crook Takes Pawn Part 93
    • "So, you have the keys, right?" Greg asks with trepidation.    "Yes Greg," Donny says, shaking the key ring for emphasis.    "And you know how to...
    • artman4444 07/23/2012
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    • crook Takes Pawn part 92
    •     The garage was spotless now. After hours of sweat and effort, all things were either disposed of, or donated. Donnie and Greg sat in the...
    • artman4444 07/21/2012
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    • crook Takes Pawn part 91
    •     With every piece of miscellaneous item he sold, Greg felt like he was cutting away weight from his old life. He doubted if would continue to...
    • artman4444 07/20/2012
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    • crook Takes Pawn part 90
    •     Greg knocked on Ben's front door. His house was a modest 2 story domicile. The paint was a dark red, like a fire engine's chassis. Their lawn...
    • artman4444 07/19/2012
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    • crook Takes Pawn part 89
    • The next day, Greg calls the work of Diane's husband, Ed. He worked for a public utility company. Greg supposed Ed wasn't allowed to have calls...
    • artman4444 07/11/2012
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    • crook Takes Pawn part 88
    •     Greg was even more nervous than he had been when phoning Rebecca for the first time. In that case, Rebecca was waiting with arms wide open....
    • artman4444 07/10/2012
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    • crook Takes Pawn part 87
    • "Don't ever ask me to do something like that again," Rebecca says crossly. Her nips poke out of the shirt, to punctuate her feelings.    "Ok, I'm...
    • artman4444 07/09/2012
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    • crook Takes Pawn part 86
    • The next day, Rebecca flushes the rest of the marijuana that Donny gave as a gift. Greg had asked casually about it, planning to get baked before...
    • artman4444 07/07/2012
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    • crook Takes Pawn part 85
    • Rebecca slams the front door upon returning. Greg can hear her muttering to herself as she pounds up the steps. Her heels stab the wooden...
    • artman4444 07/05/2012
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    • crook Takes Pawn part 84
    • "If you don't mind me asking, Donald," Rebecca says softly, "how is it that you became homeless?"    Donnie looks closed off. his legs are...
    • artman4444 07/02/2012
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    • crook Takes Pawn part 83
    •     They had been conversing agreeably, when Greg brought up the issue of the commission. He hated brining up the subject of money during the...
    • artman4444 07/01/2012
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    • crook Takes Pawn part 82
    • Michelle was just basically background noise. She was bland and uninteresting, like most women that Greg wasn't sexually attracted to. It's not...
    • artman4444 06/26/2012
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    • crook Takes Pawn part 81
    • Greg awoke to utter silence. A car roared past, casting a moving shadow across the bedroom window. Greg squints and checks the clock. 7pm. He had...
    • artman4444 06/20/2012
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    • crook Takes Pawn part 80
    •     Greg now had some money assured to pay Diane. That was the main thing. Things would go over infinitely more smoothly if Greg showed up...
    • artman4444 06/17/2012
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    • crook Takes Pawn part 79
    • On the ride over to the store, Greg heard a lyric from a band he had never heard of before. They were called Audioslave, and the song was...
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    • crook Takes Pawn part 78
    • Her screams woke him. At first, her kicking legs jarred him from slumber. But he was almost back to sleep when her shriek burrowed into his ear...
    • artman4444 06/06/2012
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    • crook Takes Pawn part 77
    • "I don't want you to just fuck and run, like every other goddamn man in my life!!" Rebecca howls. Oh great, the tears now. What had he done? He...
    • artman4444 06/05/2012
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    • crook Takes Pawn part 76
    •     Greg was waiting. He patiently sat with Rebecca, and waited to be charmed again, under her spell. What would she do tonight? What crazy...
    • artman4444 06/04/2012
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    • crook Takes Pawn part 75
    •     "I meant to text you, to let you know," Brenda says, "but one of the other children threw up, and we had a heck of a time cleaning it up. I...
    • artman4444 05/28/2012
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    • Tangled - Introduction
    • *this is the introduction to the novel I have written, be brutally honest with what you think*   Foreward     If this were a movie, the script...
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    • Disney F'd romance up for us
    • So before I start, let me say this: I love women, I'm not a hater. I have a rad gf who I've lived with for 3yrs. She is what helped me put my...
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    • My Valentines Day
    • So I had one of the most amazing Valentines last nite. First of it would have been great just sitting in bed with my first love. It was so...
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    • First Kiss
    • I'll never forget my first real kiss. I was never too popular as I was too small for football and other sports. I was in 9th grade watching...
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    • Magic Vagina Part I
    • A couple years ago I decided to send a text out of the blue to an ex-coworker. I had a little crush on her when I worked with her but I have this...
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    • DEFINITIONS OF MARRIAGE
    • MARRIAGE, n. [1] the dawn of romance and the commencement of history; [2] a word that should be pronounced as "mirage"; [3] an event, for the...
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    • The Kiss Part I The Lip Virgin
    • So mommy, I know this girl who hooked up with this guy cause she hadn’t ever kissed any body before, so does that make her a slut? No. So...
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