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- Blonde....
- Q- What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you A- Run she has a grenade in her mouth!
- sjhh 05/11/2013
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- Blonde....
- Q- What do you do if a blonde throws a granade at you. A- Take the pin out and throw it back!
- sjhh 05/11/2013
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- Girlfriend gets her mind blown
- I pulled out the gnarliest booger out of my nose and my gf said "NASTY! So what are you doing to do with that now?" and I said "Watch...
- smithjd80 02/05/2012
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- Iraqi Virgin Joke..... old enough to be new again
- What's an Iraqi virgin? An ugly ten year old who can out run her brothers and camels.
- scubadude 08/22/2011
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- Family Picture
- How do Mexicans take a family portrait? They all jam into the front seat and run a red light.
- Bowtiemafia 07/26/2011
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- parkour and women
- talking to girls is a lot like parkour... I cant do parkour.
- snowboardnipod 04/11/2011
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- Russian Drinking Bet
- American goes to a bar in Russia. He says out loud "I've heard you Russians are all drunks, so I'll make a 500$ bet with anyone who thinks he...
- P00KY 03/24/2010
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- Sergeant's Camouflage
- A sergeant got into the mood for bullying some rookies. He spotted a private and said: - Soldier, run into these bushes and see if I'm there! On...
- P00KY 02/28/2010
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- mexican sports
- what is mexicans favorite sport? cross country!
- brawla 06/28/2009
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- How I taught the Big Guy a Lesson
- How I finally taught the big guy a lesson “I did not provoke the fight, so I feel no remorse for what I was forced to do. We were arguing, and...
- stevethebear 06/26/2009
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- Get your priorities right
- A Londoner parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes...
- PrintRoomDan 05/28/2009
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- blonde bombshell rewritten
- what do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? run like hell she's got a grenade in her mouth
- kennykiller 03/06/2009
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- Rules for Cats Who Have to Run a House
- 1. Introduction The following is a manual of guidelines for the busy cat(s) who will have a house to manage after adopting one or more humans. It...
- solidsnake4545 12/18/2008
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- OVERWEIGHT? .....TAKE IT OFF!
- A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him...
- Bassmaster911 12/09/2008
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- Chuck Norris Joke 2
- I typed in Chuck Norris once on google but I accidentally misspelled his name, instead of saying did u mean Chuck Norris it said run while u still...
- CM_Punk 11/26/2008
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- Chuck Norris and Running
- Chuck Norris does not run, instead he simply slows the earth's rotation as he walks...
- wxb200 10/23/2008
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- Black people and basketball
- Little Johnny and his dad are watching an NBA game and notices all of the best players are black. So, little Johnny asks his dad," why are black...
- godlymcniff 10/02/2008
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- Nasty joke not for the weak
- One Sunday a guy gets grim news from his doctor, he has only a few hours to live. He decides to get laid one last time before he dies, like all...
- skeezerb 08/21/2008
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- how to piss off your neighbors
- ways to piss off your neighbors 1. get marine epoxy and spray it on the hub caps, axles, around edges of tires. marine epoxy expands very rapidly...
- ishredinmysleep 07/15/2008
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- Damn Kids
- A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the...
- heyyyfalcooone 07/13/2008
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- escape convict..... RUN NIGGA RUN
- a couple were watching the news when they had heard an escaped convict was on the run well they didnt think nothing of it until that night when he...
- yungjetb 05/17/2008
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- escape convict..... RUN NIGGA RUN
- a couple were watching the news when they had heard an escaped convict was on the run well they didnt think nothing of it until that night when he...
- yungjetb 05/17/2008
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- Chuck Norris - to Run
- Chuck Norris does not run, he simply slows the rotation of the Earth as he walks...
- wxb200 04/15/2008
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- Down in Mexico
- Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an olympic team? A: Because anyone who can run, jump or swim is already in the US.
- jmc1 04/07/2008
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- whats the difference
- whats the difference between a run-dowm rabbit and a run-down mexican? there are skid marks leading up to the rabbit
- myguy123 03/09/2008
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- Gorilla on the Run
- Date of Joke: Wednesday, 13th June, 2001 A gorilla escapes from the zoo and after 3 weeks, the zoo keepers give up looking for him. Some time...
- CollegePics 01/31/2008
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