Tag: Sandpaper

  • Pinocchio and Sandpaper
  • Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit...
  • From: djohn23

    Views: 1,783

    Comments: 5

    Added: 181 weeks ago

  • I Really Hate Change
  • So here I am, at work, minding my own business. Helping customers, filling stock, working register, the usual. Anyway, as I'm walking I start to...
  • From: sparks158

    Views: 1,040

    Comments: 9

    Added: 186 weeks ago

  • Sandpaper Sally
  • This very horny guy walks into a whore house. He walks straight up to the mistress at the front desk and says "Look I'm really horny, I haven't...
  • From: usuckatlife450

    Views: 3,563

    Comments: 4

    Added: 211 weeks ago

  • Sex Joke
  • Pinocchio and his girlfriend are in bed, doing what wooden puppets do, when she suddenly sighs. He asks her why, and she replies, "You’re...
  • From: ParkourAW

    Views: 7,283

    Comments: 54

    Added: 215 weeks ago

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